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Jynxxx

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Posted at: 8/7/09 05:25 PM

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090807/ap_o n_en_tv/us_billy_mays

Why that no-good son-of-a-biscuit-eater... He was a crackhead!

Discuss how much you now hate Billy Mays
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All I can think of is Billy Mays with a dark trench coat in a corner selling crack the way he does commercials.

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SOME GOOD SHIT


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So what?

He did some coke that's not a bad thing not a good thing but not a bad thing.


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Posted at: 8/7/09 05:29 PM

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I dont hate him. Fuck being that much win had to take its toll. At least he kept it to drugs and didnt expand to little kids.

Drugs I can forgive because your doing that to yourself and not hurting others. Molestaion is diffrent, hence why Billy is still win and michael is still as fail as ever.

Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

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That's kind of a let down

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Why are people hating on Mays. I miss him :c

AND IM NOT JUMPING ON SOME FUCKING BANDWAGON, I LIKED MAYS BEFORE I EVEN HEARD OF THE INTERNET.

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Also Id like to mention it took weeks for this to get out. Billy Mays has been on tv more the Michael Phelps ever will be and didnt get caught till after his death.

If anything this makes him more win.

Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

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Posted at: 8/7/09 05:38 PM

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Wow, what a disappointment. I will always miss Billy Mays, but now we have some reasons why we shouldn't do cocaine (if we have heart problems).

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Wow i have more respect now.

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Pusherman - My Girl - The Message - Love Rollercoaster

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Cocaine and heart problems do not mix.

oh Billy why!?


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How could you, Billy?!?


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Okay, and this makes him less badass how...?

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH COLUMBIAN COKE! YOU KNOW WITH TODAYS ECONOMY, YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALERS MIGHT BE CUTTING YOUR COKE WITH SOMETHING THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU CHOKE. THATS WHY THE COLUMBIAN DRUG LORDS HAVE DECIDED TO SELL DIRECTLY TO YOU! IF YOU CALL NOW YOU WONT GET ONE, YOU WONT GET TWO, BUT YOULL GET 3 FREE DIME BAGS! HERES HOW TO ORDER!

Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

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I'm not surprised at all

He kinda looks like he does an 8-ball before he does a commercial

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Better than beating a hooker.

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Wùt.

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At 8/7/09 05:52 PM, TheReno wrote: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH COLUMBIAN COKE! YOU KNOW WITH TODAYS ECONOMY, YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALERS MIGHT BE CUTTING YOUR COKE WITH SOMETHING THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU CHOKE. THATS WHY THE COLUMBIAN DRUG LORDS HAVE DECIDED TO SELL DIRECTLY TO YOU! IF YOU CALL NOW YOU WONT GET ONE, YOU WONT GET TWO, BUT YOULL GET 3 FREE DIME BAGS! HERES HOW TO ORDER!

AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES WE WILL SEND YOU A FREE COCA PLANT SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN COCAIN! ORDER NOW, THE COAST GAURD MIGHT BE ONTO US!!!

Ha! This is gold.

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Yeah i just read about that. That shit's crazy! NO WONDER HE'S ALWAYS YELLING.


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Who cares if Billy Mays did cocaine, lots of people on TV do coke.

RIP
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At 8/7/09 06:29 PM, ixintro wrote: Who cares if Billy Mays did cocaine, lots of people on TV do coke.

RIP

everyone does coke

"I let my dog lick my bumhole while wanking. You can quote me on that." EvilDog.

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Cocaine + Heart disease = HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BEING DEAD.


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I'd hit up with him, as long as it's good crack.

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I used to joke about him selling drugs before he died...

Now I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad...


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I call tabloid shenanigans on this


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How else would you explain his onscreen personality other than mass amounts of drugs?

He went out like a good rockstar and deserves to be remembered with respect.

Always loved your commercials Billy. I would never buy one of the products, but you made me think about it.

Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
I N V U 4 U R A Q T < You really are. ;)


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In addition, the tests found evidence of two tranquilizers -- alprazolam (Xanax) and diazepam (Valium) --

Motherfuck he was fucking sniping in goddamned Shadow Moses Island

Baby can't you see, you belong with me

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At 8/7/09 10:07 PM, Sawdust wrote: In addition, the tests found evidence of two tranquilizers -- alprazolam (Xanax) and diazepam (Valium) --

Motherfuck he was fucking sniping in goddamned Shadow Moses Island

Heheheh. Tranquilizers... Quick Snake shoot the guard with your tranq gun!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Billy Mays, Here

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I ain't no weatherman - don't know if it's gonna rain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n roll clown, do a lot of cocaine
One of these days they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm Dr. Rockso, and I do cocaine

Billy Mays, Here


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