Small Penis? Your F***ing Lucky!

[gt44coder]

There are more small penises (less than 5in) than large gigantic penises(5in +) in the human population.
What does this mean? This means that small penises are the dominant trait in the human population.
Years of evolution have allowed the penis to shrink, meaning a smaller penis is more efficient and advanced, and more adapted to today's world. Perhaps this is why most men who are successful and ahead of the group are men with small penises. I laugh at men with big penises, such underdeveloped apes!

[Orange-Jews]

whatever makes you feel better about your baby dick.

Bitches be lovin my shit though.

[gt44coder]

At 8/7/09 05:18 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: whatever makes you feel better about your baby dick.

Bitches be lovin my shit though.

Such uncivilized manner I expect from an ape. Go screw all the women you can, I hope you get AIDS.

[B4gle]

+5 inches is a huge penis?

[chubbthehippo]

At 8/7/09 05:20 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 8/7/09 05:18 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: whatever makes you feel better about your baby dick.

Bitches be lovin my shit though.

Such uncivilized manner I expect from an ape. Go screw all the women you can, I hope you get AIDS.

HAHA YOU TELL HIM!

Buut no seriously go take some pills for that.

[Xatanxa]

At 8/7/09 05:20 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 8/7/09 05:18 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: whatever makes you feel better about your baby dick.

Bitches be lovin my shit though.

Such uncivilized manner I expect from an ape. Go screw all the women you can, I hope you get AIDS.

It may be the dominant trait, but have you taken into consideration the opposite possibility? That the Larger penis is the genetic evolution, because that is infact more efficient than a smaller one.

[Arby]

Gogogo areodynamic bodies?

[Nosferatu-of-Worms]

Average male size is 5-6in. So yeah anything past that can be considered big.

[Proottalfain]

A longer penis means that when you penetrate the vagina, the urethra is closer to the uterus, so I'd assume longer penises have a higher fertility rate.

[LinkSilvermane]

I gotta say, feels pretty damned good to be a damned dirty ape :D

[Blaze-Heatnix]

Ya'll bitches postin in a troll thread.

[Guardian-Angel]

I love my ape dick.

[o0-0o]

At 8/7/09 05:24 PM, Proottalfain wrote: A longer penis means that when you penetrate the vagina, the urethra is closer to the uterus, so I'd assume longer penises have a higher fertility rate.

lol at chinese population.

[Samen]

At 8/7/09 05:20 PM, gt44coder wrote:

At 8/7/09 05:18 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: whatever makes you feel better about your baby dick.

Bitches be lovin my shit though.

Such uncivilized manner I expect from an ape. Go screw all the women you can, I hope you get AIDS.

He's merely propagating his gene pool, thus advancing our giant dick cause.

[MasterJarri]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

[TheGodfather]

Ahhh... feels excellent to be a damn dirty ape!

[Spoopy]

woo! another phallic thread

[Foreshadow]

Yes well, it's the "damn apes" whom your wife sleeps around with and thinks about while you're pumping away, remember that.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/7/09 05:24 PM, Proottalfain wrote: A longer penis means that when you penetrate the vagina, the urethra is closer to the uterus, so I'd assume longer penises have a higher fertility rate.

Not according to Dane Cook's push and prey method. He blows his load in the bitches organs, fertility chance you ask? 0%

His stand up wasn't very funny.

[Sensationalism]

My penis is so tiny, it's invisible!

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/7/09 06:02 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My penis is so tiny, it's invisible!

Oh yeah? Well, mine is so small its like a pimple. To jack off I have to pop it.

[DaMiStudios]

perhaps 50% true but if it makes u feel better about ur size that's under 6 inches then good 4 u. go say this crap elsewhere plz, u wateing data space

[RocketBean]

The only real disadvantge to having a big dick the way I see it is every time I get a boner when I am taking a shit, my dick goes half way in the water or against the bowl.

[Sawdust]

At 8/7/09 06:02 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My penis is so tiny, it's invisible!

That's because you're a woman.

[HecticCircleCrap]

FUCK FUCK FUCK THUNDERCUNT
YOU CAN SWEAR

Also, just because it's dominant doesn't mean teh ladees like it.

[Funzo123]

Why the fuck are you all talking about dicks? It reminds me of english class where these 2 guys were guessing the size of other peoples dicks, then when i looked at them strangly, they called me gay.

It's stupid.

[IndieR0B0T]

Actually, 5-6 inches is the average, and most evolutionary biologists think that they are going to get bigger. Woot for 7 in. tho, amirite?

[Fleshlight]

smaller penises are better. The end of it rubs up against women's g spots more easily so the girl doesn't have to hover over your dick as much.

[Dragoonwing]

Watch how you use that term ape, some people could get offended.

[PuRpLe-KusH]

I thought eveyone wantted the big one,thats why they invented penis pills