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This one gets a little creepy about halfway down...

I think I beat it.
Original:
In later years, once I felt the decline of games as I knew them, the thought came to me to own the classics of my youth, and of the days before I began playing.
Last before the site gave up:
If, when, in front of young people are starting to feel a drop-down, traditional learning game.
Final Message:
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Yeah, I'm good at beating the Translation Party. My news posts are probably filled with Party-beaters.

If I put 'masters' instead it would come up with some really stupid shit that was weird.

The donkey sat on his master lap while eating a carrot

Sitting on your lap during a donkey eating a carrot

Sitting on a donkey eating a carrot on the knee

Sitting on his lap to eat the carrots the donkey

Sitting on the knee, carrots, eat a donkey

Knee, a carrot, eat a donkey Sitting

Knee, carrots, eat your ass

Slightly amusing.

I keep finding things that don't change. And does it only use Japanese?

Some say that abortion is wrong, but tell that to the rape and incest cases.

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If some pro-life, or rape, incest as possible, please tell me what went wrong.

Why do rabbits go hip hop hip hop all over my vegetable garden?

How do I get my rabbit in the garden in the world Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu Why?

How do I, in the garden, the world is a rabbit or Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu me?

How, if the garden, rabbits and the world Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu Me?

Each case, the garden, rabbits, Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu my world?

In each case, the garden, rabbits, Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu my world?

In each case, the garden, rabbits, Hippuhoppuhippuhoppu my world?

Facebook blows, go do something better with your time, seriously.

Registration, Facebook has, which is in the registration process, the blow has been registered will be registered in the register of the register. Sign up for the serious.

let's go!
You were eating your mom's dick.
into Japanese
%u3042%u306A%u305F%u306E%u6BCD%u89AA%u30 6E%u30DA%u30CB%u30B9%u3092%u98DF%u3079%u 3066%u3044%u305F%u3002
back into English
Were eating your mother's penis.
back into Japanese
%u3042%u306A%u305F%u306E%u304A%u6BCD%u30 55%u3093%u306E%u30DA%u30CB%u30B9%u3092%u 98DF%u3079%u3066%u3044%u305F%u3002
back into English
Mother had to eat your penis.
back into Japanese
%u6BCD%u306F%u3042%u306A%u305F%u306E%u96 70%u830E%u3092%u98DF%u3079%u3066%u3044%u 305F%u3002
back into English
My mother had to eat your penis.

Started with:
Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i oh! And on that farm he had some chickens, Ee i ee i oh! With a cluck-cluck here, And a cluck-cluck there Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck-cluck Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i oh!

My pick:
Old MacDonald, I, Ohio farmers yeah yeah! God is my chicken on his farm! Voices, voices, voices, voices here, voices, voices everywhere, I have an old McDonald's, where, yes, I have the advantage on a farm in Ohio!

original: i herd u liek mudkipz

equilibrium: i herd mudkipz like u

Incandescent gas giant nuclear reactor in helium Sun WHERE A degree is a mass of a hydrogen combustion temperature of millions of

Day of the reactor WHERE huge mass of combustion temperature helium gas heated to millions of degrees of hydrogen

During the day, burning 100 degree temperature helium reactor million, a huge mass of hydrogen WHERE, is heated,

Funnies. Guess the song beeches.

All your base are belong to us. = The base belongs to us all.

Falcon punch!

= FARUKONPANCHI!

My penis fell off and landed in the potato salad.
into Japanese
%u79C1%u306E%u9670%u830E%u304B%u3089%u84 3D%u3061%u305F%u3068%u30DD%u30C6%u30C8%u 30B5%u30E9%u30C0%u306B%u4E0A%u9678%u3057 %u305F%u3002
back into English
Fell and landed on the potato salad from my penis.
back into Japanese
%u30D5%u30A7%u30EB%u3068%u30DD%u30C6%u30 C8%u30B5%u30E9%u30C0%u306B%u79C1%u306E%u 9670%u830E%u304B%u3089%u4E0A%u9678%u3057 %u305F%u3002
back into English
I landed from the penis of Fell and potato salad.
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u30D5%u30A7%u30EB%u3068%u30 DD%u30C6%u30C8%u30B5%u30E9%u30C0%u306E%u 9670%u830E%u304B%u3089%u4E0A%u9678%u3057 %u305F%u3002
back into English
I landed from the penis of Fell and potato salad.

I LOLD SO FUCKING AHRD A THIS ONE.

lick my cock head as i shit in your vagina
into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u30 68%u3057%u3066%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u79C1%u 306E%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u306E%u982D%u3092 %u306A%u3081%u308B
back into English
I lick my cock head in the vagina as shit
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u30 68%u3057%u3066%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u 79C1%u306E%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u306E%u982D %u3092%u306A%u3081%u308B
back into English
I am a shit, lick my cock head in vagina
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u30 68%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u79C1%u306E%u 30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u306E%u982D%u3092%u306A %u3081%u308B%u5348%u524D
back into English
I shit, I am licking the head of the cock in the vagina
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u30 6F%u3001%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u306E%u982D%u 306A%u3081%u5348%u524D%u305F%u308F%u3054 %u3068
back into English
I was in the vagina, the head of the cock licking shit am
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u30 55%u308C%u3001%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u305F%u 308F%u3054%u3068%u8210%u3081%u308B%u306E %u982D%u5348%u524D
back into English
I have been in the vagina, licking AM shit head cock
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u30 01%u5348%u524D%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u 982D%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u306A%u3081%u308B %u3055%u308C%u3066%u3044%u308B
back into English
I was in the vagina, the head cook is licking shit am
back into Japanese
%u3001%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u9577%u305F%u30 8F%u3054%u3068%u306A%u3081%u3066%u79C1%u 306F%u3001%u81A3%u5185%u306B%u3055%u308C %u305F%u6642
back into English
I can lick the shit head chef at the time of the vagina
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u30D8%u 30C3%u30C9%u30B7%u30A7%u30D5%u3092%u306A %u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C%u3067%u30 4D%u307E%u3059
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina, you can lick the shit head chef
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u306F%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u 30D8%u30C3%u30C9%u30B7%u30A7%u30D5%u3092 %u306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C%u30 67%u304D%u307E%u3059%u3055%u308C%u305F
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina, was head chef can lick the shit
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u3092%u 306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C%u3067 %u304D%u307E%u3059%u30B3%u30C3%u30AF%u95 77%u3060%u3063%u305F
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina, you can lick the shit was a chef
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u306F%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u 3092%u306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C %u3067%u304D%u307E%u3059%u3055%u308C%u30 5F%u30B7%u30A7%u30D5%u3060%u3063%u305F
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina was the chef can lick the shit
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u3057%u305F%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u 3092%u306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C %u3067%u304D%u308B%u306E%u30B7%u30A7%u30 D5%u3060%u3063%u305F
back into English
I was a chef can lick the shit at the time of the vagina
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u3092%u 306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C%u3067 %u304D%u308B%u306E%u30B7%u30A7%u30D5%u30 60%u3063%u305F
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina, was a chef can lick the shit
back into Japanese
%u79C1%u306F%u3001%u81A3%u306E%u6642%u30 6B%u3001%u305F%u308F%u3054%u3068%u3092%u 306A%u3081%u308B%u3053%u3068%u304C%u3067 %u304D%u308B%u306E%u30B7%u30A7%u30D5%u30 60%u3063%u305F
back into English
I was at the time of the vagina, was a chef can lick the shit
Equilibrium found!
With language like that, you're a real goodwill ambassador!

I like this one.

Isn't this already known?

I just got owned.

well..

let's go!
It's fun to smoke marijuana.

into Japanese
%u3053%u308C%u306F%u30DE%u30EA%u30D5%u30 A1%u30CA%u3092%u5438%u3046%u306E%u306F%u 697D%u3057%u3044%u3002

back into English
It's fun to smoke marijuana.

Taken from the film Salo:

"My first client, a stout man named Vaccari, looked me over carefully. At once, I showed him my pussy, which I thought was very special. He covered his eyes: "Out of the question. I'm not interested in your vagina , cover it up. "He covered me, making me lie down, and said" All these little whores know is to flaunt their vaginas. Now I shall have to recover from that disgusting sight."

One translation:

"My first client, a stout man named Vaccari, I was cautious. For me, very, very special and I realize that there is no cat. He covered his eyes: "non-issue. I was in your vagina, did not cover the interest." He covered me, I, "true in the case of most of them He is an unpleasant sight, I like to request all the recovery has been the experience of seeing a vagina, he is a prostitute "and said has been called."

:D

Also from Salo:

"Within a budding grove, the girls think but of love. Hear the radio, drinking tea and to hell with being free. They've no idea the bourgeoisie has never hesitated to kill its children."

One translation:

"We generated several trees, I love you girl. I'm in hell, and drink a cup of tea, prefer to use the radio to listen for free. Their ideas, children, please do not hesitate to kill the middle class."

Yeah i'm high tech

"Is this the real life is this just Fantasy gone in land slide no escape from reality"

Into

Raifurandosuraidoesukepu We really great people and our people, we are different people with many different ares, people like this - something

What the fuck?

haha fun :D

Mine was

Lick a chicken, fuck a chicken then go ring ya mummy you big fanny

Chicken Rick Ring mummy ass big shops going to fuck a chicken

Hips will feel the chicken shop big Chikinrikkuringumiira

Can feel a chicken shop big hips Chikinrikkuringumiira

Chikinrikkuringumiira can feel a big ass chicken shop!!!

Honeslty WTF?? Abd oh apprently i should be ashamed of myself XD

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6818/
newgrounds.gif

WOW i didnt know that newgrounds is a rock or newgrounds is locked

If you type a word without a capital letter it may tell you it found it, but also "would it kill you to capitalize properly?" So I gave "It would kill me to capitalize properly." a shot.

It would kill me to capitalize properly.

It would be suicide for me to properly apply.

It would be suicide for me to apply properly.

In order to apply correctly, I will commit suicide.

Correct order, I will apply a suicide.

In the correct order, I will apply himself.

Correct order is applied myself.

Apply yourself in the correct order.

To apply themselves in the correct order.

Please apply themselves in the correct order.

Apply themselves in the right order please.

Apply themselves in the right order please.

You see, I am a homosexual, and I find you sexy.

I am gay, please see, I find you sexy.

You, me, please refer gay, I find sexy.

You please me. Gay, please find me sexy.

You please me. Gay, please find me sexy.

This is just too fucking funny for words.

Racist word included.

One of these already got locked, so fuck off

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

I Broke it.