Source: New Jersey 101.5 Website.
http://www.nj1015.com/personalities/denn is-michele.shtm
lots of funny stuff on that page, but what I want to point out is the picture below.
After the kid handed it in, the mom called the teacher and said this:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
There are four types of people in this world: Zerg Players, Terran Players, Protoss Players, and those who never heard of blizzard.
