I want to be hurt...

[leekspinner]

Before you jump to conclusions, no this isnt one of those shitty misleading titles, where it turns out that its a fucking joke, this time I'm being serious.

I literally can't hurt people, I've done it once before, and I've never hurt anyone since. I just can't do it. So there's a first thing. Next, I am never, ever going to hurt myself, ever, i just can't do it, i don't want to harm my own body, so that's out of the question.

So here's my dilema, everyone i know thinks i'm happy, now don't get me wrong i have a beautiful girlfriend, and i'm thankful for that, but i' not truely happy, from the amount of shit i get. Which makes me incredibly unhappy. All this shit is made out to be my fault, and i need to be punished so to speak, and only this punishment will make me happy.

So i really need to be hurt, physically, and horribly, only then will i be happy. So, Newgrounds, i've come to you for some sort of advice, what should i do?

[paradox9]

watch shock videos

[yurgenburgen]

Pay someone to traumatise you.

[SpartanBunny]

At 8/6/09 06:23 PM, paradox9 wrote: watch shock videos

I heard babypaste is a pleasant image.

[372]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuiKJ0rRT Ao

[VillainousDreams]

Call me. =3

[fastdrew]

Can you flai?

Example of how to get hurt.

[Luke]

Go pick a fight with 5 guys at a time.

[LocoJoe]

do what those guys did in the pain olympics final round video yo ass will be hurt

well not you ass but your dick will

[Excursius]

call me and come over. I'm open all hours of the night if anyone needa a good time. it doesn't matter to me as long as you look like a girl. :3

[6r0undZ3r0]

Get a razor and apply it to your wrist

[saqwert]

Play in traffic

[VillainousDreams]

At 8/6/09 06:31 PM, Excursius wrote: call me and come over. I'm open all hours of the night if anyone needa a good time. it doesn't matter to me as long as you look like a girl. :3

Yay!

[R3LOAD123]

Simple, find the toughest person you know, and start ripping on him.

[xsdemonite]

At 8/6/09 06:22 PM, leekspinner wrote:

So i really need to be hurt, physically, and horribly, only then will i be happy. So, Newgrounds, i've come to you for some sort of advice, what should i do?

What is 'the shit' you are getting that makes you feel like that? To WANT to be hurt that way seems a bit much, take up kickboxing or something.

[physicsman09]

At 8/6/09 06:27 PM, fastdrew wrote: Can you flai?

Example of how to get hurt.

That's not funny or cool man.

That's horrible.

[Lamar537]

..Well, you can start by making a drink with attention whore and a splash of shitty thread.

[Leidolfr]

At 8/6/09 06:22 PM, leekspinner wrote: So i really need to be hurt, physically, and horribly, only then will i be happy. So, Newgrounds, i've come to you for some sort of advice, what should i do?

Psychiatrist

[ghostxero]

try this shit DUDE! and dont forget to use rusty blades!

[Sensationalism]

Go to a bar, get drunk, pick a fight.

[Tea]

Watch cannibal holocaust.
Nothing will ever decensorise you as much as this.

[leekspinner]

i a complete desensitised, honestly guys, i scare myself, i literally laugh when im caused pain.

[Tea]

At 8/6/09 08:57 PM, leekspinner wrote: i a complete desensitised, honestly guys, i scare myself, i literally laugh when im caused pain.

You must have quite a deep and interesting personality with a lot of confidence.

[Bryan]

At 8/6/09 08:57 PM, leekspinner wrote: i a complete desensitised, honestly guys, i scare myself, i literally laugh when im caused pain.

It's kind of weird so do I. But I don't hurt myself and I'm not depressed ( well I am sometimes ) but usually im mostly happy.

[CMmanSO]

At 8/6/09 08:57 PM, leekspinner wrote: i a complete desensitised, honestly guys, i scare myself, i literally laugh when im caused pain.

I don't know why, but i have that same problem(only the lauging when hurt)

[Stretchysumo]

Masturbate to ED Offended while slitting your wrists.

[ExtremeFudgeMaster]

I think the only way to get over your feeling is to work through it and talk about it with whoever may be involved. Hurting yourself would probably only be a quick fix, and would also drive others away from you at the same time. If there's something bothering you, you should talk about it; and not just with the internet i mean.

[Struggle]

If you punch your girlfriend in the face, she'll leave you, you'll hate yourself, and someone will deffinatly kick your ass.
I highly recommend this considering your case. All of the pains you wanted.