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Calintz

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Posted at: 8/6/09 05:12 PM

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Brand New laptop, havn't had it for a fucking month, open it up the bottom right of the screen has exploded! So I call, and they say "If we determine it as a natural cause then we will replace it". Like they are really going to fucking do that!

Fucking HP are garbage, never buy one!

When I print screen, it shows the entire thing looking normal though.

What a piece of shit!

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At 8/6/09 05:12 PM, Calintz wrote: open it up the bottom right of the screen has exploded!

Do you mean "open it up" as in " I opened my laptop by lifting the screen" or " I opened it up by unscrewing it and messing with the insides" ?


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you should get a new screen.


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Posted at: 8/6/09 05:16 PM

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They offer to fix it for you and you get mad at that.

Jesus Christ, people today are bitchy.

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I can't see how the screen "Exploded" without you fucking with it.

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At 8/6/09 05:12 PM, Calintz wrote: Brand New laptop, havn't had it for a fucking month, open it up the bottom right of the screen has exploded! So I call, and they say "If we determine it as a natural cause then we will replace it". Like they are really going to fucking do that!

Fucking HP are garbage, never buy one!

When I print screen, it shows the entire thing looking normal though.

What a piece of shit!

Yes, Hp is a shit, when I am playing Final Fantasy I'm always stressed with the low Hp of the characters, what a lame... And I need so much Gil to buy potions and the worst is to find a store...

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Contrary to this, when I had to send my HP in for support, it was back in 2 days with a new hard drive and new keyboard.

And they hadn't seen anything wrong with it (problem could not be duplicated).

You might luck out.

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Posted at: 8/6/09 05:30 PM

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If you have had it for a month, it is under factory warranty(for 1 year), thus they MUST replace it.

I have a 23" HP Monitor and an HP tower with upgrades and it is hardcore.

HP ftw

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Posted at: 8/6/09 05:31 PM

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HEY!!! fuck you buddy! HP is awesome... DELL is the one that truly sucks... 3/5 of my PCs were HPs... they lived their lives to their fullest... i simply upgraded... i had a dell... it lasted me 6 months... after 3!!! HDD replacements... i returned it... the other i put together... and i didnt like it, so i sold it for profit.
HPs are awesome

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Calintz

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Posted at: 8/6/09 07:27 PM

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I don't have a camera, so no pictures... its cracked INSIDE.... but not a mark on the outside

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I hate hit points.

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Did you leave it in the box for a while? Did you do anything when you barley bought it like accidentally drop it?


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At 8/6/09 07:33 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I hate hit points.

I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

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At 8/6/09 07:46 PM, yagru wrote:
At 8/6/09 07:33 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I hate hit points.
I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

did u eat a lobstur so u didnt die.
(faggy rs joke)

the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.

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At 8/6/09 05:31 PM, MissingNYC wrote: HP is awesome... DELL is the one that truly sucks... 3/5 of my PCs were HPs... they lived their lives to their fullest... i simply upgraded... i had a dell... it lasted me 6 months... after 3!!! HDD replacements... i returned it... the other i put together... and i didnt like it, so i sold it for profit.
HPs are awesome

Exactly!!! That is the same thing that I think I truly think the dell's are horrible and Hp's rock. And if they offered to fix it why not get it fixed?

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PICS OR GTFO

Caps.

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At 8/6/09 08:02 PM, SuperSonicDude109 wrote: PICS OR GTFO
Caps.

You made me lol

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I lol'd. You just got pwnd by the hand of fate.

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At 8/6/09 07:54 PM, Darkshade850 wrote: Exactly!!! That is the same thing that I think I truly think the dell's are horrible and Hp's rock. And if they offered to fix it why not get it fixed?

HP's are terrible. I hate them so much.

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Aw. I thought this would be some sort of story about how story about how you almost beat a final boss, but then lost your last HP and died, then broke out into a rage, destroying things around you.

O..O..OMG your looki-looking at my..my...my SIG!! woah this is a crazy experience..
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At 8/7/09 01:02 AM, Lightshade850 wrote:
At 8/6/09 07:54 PM, Darkshade850 wrote: Exactly!!! That is the same thing that I think I truly think the dell's are horrible and Hp's rock. And if they offered to fix it why not get it fixed?
HP's are terrible. I hate them so much.

I assume your darkshades alt and act like your his opposite.

What now?

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At 8/7/09 01:05 AM, benjix555 wrote: I assume your darkshades alt and act like your his opposite.

What now?

Oh snap! Multiple personality syndrome!

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People like you make Americans look fat, lazy, inconsiderate, and spoiled. Cut it out, and we'll be better off with the world.

Fuck you.

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Maybe you should take better care of your shit you idiot.The problem you are describing happens when the LCD is exposed to trauma.


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1. wtf do you mean exploded?

2. Why would you get pissed for people assessing things the way they should? Because you made a silly assumption about them?

3. I shouldn't buy one because you are pissed and making silly unproven jabs at HP?

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At 8/6/09 05:12 PM, Calintz wrote: Brand New laptop, havn't had it for a fucking month... What a piece of shit!

When you bought it, was it bought brand "spanking, mint condition" new, or REFURBISHED?

if it's the first, just send it back to HP since you have warranty hopefully. and quit complaining!

if it's the second, then...


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I've only owned an Emachines to myself so yeah..

I need to upgrade.

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