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Left Behind is a book I've been reading for some time now

It basically condenses everything in revelation and condenses it into a series where the Rapture of the church happened "all people who believed in good and followed his word were taken to heaven and nonbelievers were left behind"

It's a pretty explosive series with good characters
I recommend the book

Left behind, the christian novel...


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It's cool that the all merciful God leaves them to die.

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Thanks for setting us up for a pointless religious debate.

I never read the books, but I did see a movie which, if I'm not mistaken, was based on the book. The concept was interesting, but when I realized that the entire purpose of the movie was to scare viewers into converting to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity, I was really turned off by it.

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YEAH GOOD! All those people who were never forced into religion as impressionable children will suffer!! YEAAAAAHH TAKE THAT FREEWILL!!!

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So they made me their chief...which was nice.
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It reminds me of that episode of the Simpson's. LEFT BELOW!!!

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actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?

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At 8/6/09 03:58 PM, subpar wrote: Thanks for setting us up for a pointless religious debate.

I never read the books, but I did see a movie which, if I'm not mistaken, was based on the book. The concept was interesting, but when I realized that the entire purpose of the movie was to scare viewers into converting to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity, I was really turned off by it.

WTF i'm not setting up any debate.
and the purpose of the book isn't to scare people, its to tell about the end times when jesus comes back and about how the antichrist will rise up and temporarely take over the world
this stuff will happen i don't see any reason to hide it


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At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?

The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.

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This poor creature aswell!

Left behind, the christian novel...

So they made me their chief...which was nice.
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Wrong thread.....stupid...stupid...stupid...my bad

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At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.

Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only one that knows everything. I'll have YOU know that I am in fact washed in the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my eternal lord & savior.

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At 8/6/09 03:53 PM, naronic wrote: Left Behind is a book I've been reading for some time now

It basically condenses everything in revelation and condenses it into a series where the Rapture of the church happened "

I didn't like it, I believe the bible is meant to be read on a spiritual level, not literal, there will be no "end of the world" just a end of "humanity", with means not death, nor destruction, but a reconnection with god, Nirvana, Logos, the 5th dimension, entering "heaven" or what ever you want to call it.

I believe revelation describes John's journey into Christ consiouness, logos, God or what ever you want to call it, the apocalypses, and Plagues representing eliminating the Idea of SELF, and flaws.

And in case you're wondering I'm a Gnostic.


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It's not that I have anything against Christianity OR Atheism, it's that I'll never join either because they both have crappy followers.

I've got something to say...

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At 8/6/09 04:11 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.
Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only one that knows everything. I'll have YOU know that I am in fact washed in the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my eternal lord & savior.

I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

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At 8/6/09 04:07 PM, naronic wrote: WTF i'm not setting up any debate.

Yes, you are, unwittingly. Look at the posts above mine. People are already arguing.

and the purpose of the book isn't to scare people, its to tell about the end times when jesus comes back and about how the antichrist will rise up and temporarely take over the world

"This is not an apple, it is an apple. There's a difference!"

this stuff will happen i don't see any reason to hide it

Thanks for the laughs.

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At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote: You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.

How can Atheists worship something they don't believe exists?

At 8/6/09 04:07 PM, naronic wrote: this stuff will happen i don't see any reason to hide it

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I have played the game of Left Behind.

It's ridiculous! The people cannot even avoid a post...


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Also, Revelation was a book that was written in code to show others how the Romans were hurting the Israelites.

My dad's a preacher.

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I read the kid series long ago. Good stuff.


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At 8/6/09 04:12 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:11 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.
Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only one that knows everything. I'll have YOU know that I am in fact washed in the blood of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, my eternal lord & savior.
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

LOL! Yeah I know :-)

Just the other day me and a few pals were discussing whether Prop 8 should have passed or not. My arguement was that, as a devout Christian, I know in my heart that God hates fags, and that sodomites should not be allowed to be married. But they were all "Nooo, Gay is the new Black! You're being ignorant!" and I was just like "Listen: you have all been brainwashed. Yes the airwaves taught you that hating blacks is wrong and they do not stop there. They are telling us that we must accept faggots rights. They tell us when we are preaching the word of God about how God hates the HOMOS that we are commiting hate crimes. Another buzzword for you simpletons to use to make yourself think you are a tolerant intelligent person. I guess you folks think you are smarter than God. You tell the semen drinking feces eating faggots that they have a right to do what they do even if it kills them with disease. You say I cannot preach my bible and warn these filthy faggots where they will spend eternity should they continue this vile lifestyle. Does anyone have tolerance for a person living a Christian lifestyle. Who sticks up for us???"

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So all Atheists will be left behind?

Savin the good and blammin the crap.


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Wasn't there even a PC game made or something? First "Left Behind: The Game" then "Guitar Praise" :X


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At 8/6/09 04:13 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: Also, Revelation was a book that was written in code to show others how the Romans were hurting the Israelites.

My dad's a preacher.

:Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details"

your dad's a preacher. Say goodbye to thinking about which religoun you want(or rather, your brainwashed into thinking god actually exists).

Einstein may have been a genius, but he was NOT perfect. So what if Einstein belived in God? he is just a regualur man, just like the rest of us.


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At 8/6/09 04:17 PM, VinnyXY wrote: So all Atheists will be left behind?

yes


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Troll thread.

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At 8/6/09 04:09 PM, HappyBull wrote:
At 8/6/09 04:04 PM, MadCow wrote: actually, it's pretty retarded. you just think it's good because you're religious & actually think something that ridiculous could ever happen! does reading it excite you? it make you feel special? you rly think your gods gonna bring u up to heaven 2 party hardy w/ angels & shit & leave all the big bad nonbelievers to suffer on earth?
The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me, world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.

look at there arguments, I agree with them about the literal interpretation being false, and blind faith being also being foolish, but I disagree with them about there being no "god", spirit and afterlife realms, because the God Deity people want doesn't exist, but the point of which all souls connect through Love, and Selflessness, That is god.

You devil-worshipping know-it-all's make me sick.

You believe in a literal devil? So since he has a different interpretation, he worships the devil? I smell denial.


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religion books and movies are just a way for churces to make more money off of their people.

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At 8/6/09 04:12 PM, HappyBull wrote: I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time.

They aren't guesses, they are theories. And the reason theories change constantly is because as we progress technologically and scientifically, new evidence surfaces which bring about new ideas and possibilities regarding life and the universe. Scientists openly accept the fact that their theories can change as we continue to discover.

God's story has not changed at all.

Yes it has. Creationists have been reworking and reinterpreting the whole 'god' thing since it began, mainly as a way of avoiding inconvenience in their everyday lives and also as a way of tapdancing around any reasoning, logic or evidence.

I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better...
...The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism.

You completely fail to say how creationism is meant to serve people better. If you're talking about intelligence, explain the fact that religious people tend to have lower IQs than non-religious people. If you're talking about morality/crime/etc, explain the fact that areas with higher concentrations of religious interest tend to have much higher rates of violent crime, as opposed to areas with much lower religious interest. Not always, but most of the time.

Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God.

But like you said, scientists' claims are unreliable because they only have "best guesses" and "theories". So even if every scientist believed in god (the actual statistic is less than half of scientists believe in god), it would still be nothing more than what you consider to be a "best guess", therefore unreliable.

It's like you're picking and choosing what to believe based on whether or not it already fits in with your overly-idealistic beliefs. A scientist says god doesn't exist? Impossible. A scientist says god does exist? OMG THIS PROOVES GOD EXISTS

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A taxi driver dissapears and the taxi smashes into a christian church.

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i don't understand why everyone has to make an arguement out of everything. this guy was just trying to talk about a book he liked and then is suddenly swarmed by a buncha athiest. we don't troll your threads so don't troll ours.

btw, i've read part of the children's series and they are pretty good books. it's pretty scary to imagine some of those things actually happening.

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