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The name of your Penis?

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 00:13:46


mines would be
chitty chitty BANG BANG

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 00:14:21


why would you wanna know that you fuckin weirdo

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 00:23:35


My big ego.

For 2 reasons: The big part in it, and the whole idea of having someone stroke my ego.

Kanye copied me, not the other way around.

Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.

I N V U 4 U R A Q T < You really are. ;)

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:01:58


This thread is funny! Keep them coming!


"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:02:51


Mjolnir


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:03:09


My Penis's name is Hancock and he's a real dick sometimes (likes to call people while I'm working).

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:06:22


At 8/6/09 06:37 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Stephen Colbert

IS fucking AWESOME!!!! Yes he is!


"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:09:27


*Stolen*
Johnny Wang...

It's sooo origional!

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:10:18


I named mine Jeremiah a while ago.

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:10:30


I haven't named my dong, but I occasionally sport 'Tango and Cash' for my globes.

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-11 01:17:36


Starscream.

Just because.

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:37:35


id like to call it the THE SPEAR

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:38:19


big


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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:39:24


I would prefer not to think of my penis as another person.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

Youtube, Twitch: Mostly games

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:40:49


Johnson

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:41:56


Jerry

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:49:24


EUdricson, for the lulz.

FOR THE FUCKING LULZ

Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 04:58:59


my dicks name is big guy lol yeh sounds lame but its mine nd my gfs thing


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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:02:34


At 8/6/09 03:52 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: I gave mine a chinese name

Long Wang

xD

This wins. I'm going to use that from now on, thanks!

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:12:49


God damn you Newgrounds people are freaks...

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:14:31


Kronos!


Join chat | In Obscurity Forever.| Least noticed user '13? Vote for me!

Sig by Me.

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:23:03


Dont really know if anyones said this yet,

"Mike Hawk"


CLICK MY SIG :D

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:28:37


Luger


Drink tea and fuck bitches.

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 05:58:39


I'm sarcastic, so I named it littel John.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 06:01:13


Cummer

Response to The name of your Penis? 2009-08-12 06:01:31


At 8/12/09 05:27 AM, selena18 wrote: I have a vagina.

I'd probably name her Harry, because i'm kind of hairy atm. :o

lol dude shave ur vag no one likes munching on hair


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