I think I found a glitch

[ngmastah]

A reality glitch.
A few nights ago ,I had some trouble sleeping, so I got up and started playing Xbox, after about an hour or so, I turn it off, and when to turn off the lights, weird thing is, when I tried to move the switch it wouldn't budge then I tried to move my hand but I couldn't suddenly, I was frozen, couldn't move a muscle I was panicking and I heard myself talk but no one could hear me, and then suddenly I'm in my bed, every thing is fine, but I didn't even remember falling asleep. Weird.
NG, have you ever experienced anything like this?

[MonkeyV]

...were you under the influence of anything?

[Ptcfast]

Yeh, that has happened in a lot of the new models. They are doing a recall all ngmastahs back to the warehouse.

[OneMillionDays]

Seizure?

[Chocomilk]

Sleep paralysis?

[Excursius]

At 8/6/09 01:48 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Yeh, that has happened in a lot of the new models. They are doing a recall all ngmastahs back to the warehouse.

i got recalled last week. they took me apart and were supposed to put a new brain in, but they mixed them up and I'm still just me.

[ngmastah]

At 8/6/09 01:48 PM, MonkeyV wrote: ...were you under the influence of anything?

Nope.

[KrevZabijak]

It's called a dream.
Google it.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

I've had something like this done to me before. It was extremely awkward.

Well I was with my girlfriend and we were getting ready to do the nasty nasty. That's when I froze and couldn't move a muscle. Then all of a sudden we are laying down in bed and she was telling me how amazing it was. It's weird because I didn't remember it even happen after I froze. Your glitch in reality was just as awkward as mine, but, I Rthink I was more disappoint.

[ngmastah]

At 8/6/09 01:53 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: I've had something like this done to me before. It was extremely awkward.

Well I was with my girlfriend and we were getting ready to do the nasty nasty. That's when I froze and couldn't move a muscle. Then all of a sudden we are laying down in bed and she was telling me how amazing it was. It's weird because I didn't remember it even happen after I froze. Your glitch in reality was just as awkward as mine, but, I Rthink I was more disappoint.

wow man that must really fucking suck. Getting laid and then not knowing it, I'm gla d mine wasn't as dissapointing lmao

[SteveGuzzi]

It's a bug in the matrix.

[reviewer2]

It's lag.
Try deleting system32.
A handgun will do the trick.

[SymbolCymbal]

you most likely experienced a day dream or a sleep walk done in reverse. It is linked to narcolepsy. it is where while you are awake you slip into subconsciousness. basically your mind slips into sleep while your body doesnt. and then you slipped completely into sleep resulting in you waking in your bed.

If it happens often i would go to the doctor you might have a neurological disorder or narcolpesy

Yeah, i would call that a glitch.

did you screen shot it? hurr hurr hurr

[TrantaLocked]

A dream. It is common to not be able to move in dreams; I have had that sort of thing many times and it IS very uncomfortable.

[TrantaLocked]

At 8/6/09 02:13 PM, reviewer2 wrote: It's lag.
Try deleting system32.
A handgun will do the trick.

You sir, own this thread and all who inhabitant it.

[lawlmaster]

sleep possesion is some serious shit.

[gibleto]

Oh you might have a virus. Go into the bathroom and stick your finger down your throat. It should purge it.

[kaywire]

You sucked to much CACK ( Cock with an accent ), And the cum went to your head.

[Leidolfr]

At 8/6/09 01:51 PM, ngmastah wrote:

At 8/6/09 01:48 PM, MonkeyV wrote: ...were you under the influence of anything?

Nope.

I remember, when i was a little kid, walking into my room, and, not being able to move, i remember i ended up laying on the floor, and was really scared and wanted to run out of the room, but couldnt.

I dont know if this was sleep paralysis, or, a panic attack, exhaustion, but, sometimes weird shit happens.

if it happens again, or keeps happening....go to a doctor

[Chdonga]

You might have been hacked, quickly try to resend your account validation to a back up email account.

[Schizo-Sephy]

It may have been sleep paralysis. It's very common. It's also could have been a Succubus or Incubus...

[Sanchez150894]

maybe you just dreamed to be awake and playing xbox and that stuff...

[chubbthehippo]

At 8/6/09 01:47 PM, ngmastah wrote: A reality glitch.

Aw, beat me to it!

[Ericho]

You probably just fell asleep and didn't remember it. Or you fell asleep right there and a person went up and put you in your bed (how nice of them).

[SatanHam]

mabey ur just a troll.
or mabey you need to cut back on the xbox.

[Soapbubble]

At 8/6/09 01:50 PM, Excursius wrote:

At 8/6/09 01:48 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Yeh, that has happened in a lot of the new models. They are doing a recall all ngmastahs back to the warehouse.

i got recalled last week. they took me apart and were supposed to put a new brain in, but they mixed them up and I'm still just me.

Aww, that sucks.

[ngmastah]

At 8/6/09 03:31 PM, SatanHam wrote: mabey ur just a troll.
or mabey you need to cut back on the xbox.

How is this trolling? I'm not seeing how this post would make anyone mad.

[Tea]

OH WOW I'VE NEVER FUCKING SEEN THE MATRIX

[RocketBean]

The LAPD is now going to search your house under suspicion of possession.

[Veranan]

you were lagging hard... Try restarting your modem