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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:07 PM

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I'm turning 18 in just 5days and I need to get laid, with a girl!
I had some pretty nice experiences but I need the real shit before I'm 18!

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Why do you need to get laid before you turn 18?To show your shitty poser friends that you're cool also? Seriously, that is just stupid.

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At 8/6/09 12:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Why do you need to get laid before you turn 18?To show your shitty poser friends that you're cool also? Seriously, that is just stupid.

He can always just lie and works just as well.

Coming to NG and telling us you need to get laid will not better your situation. Unless you like prepubescent 13 year old boys.


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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:11 PM

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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:11 PM

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I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?


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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:13 PM

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At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?

... consent age is 16 ...
Either way you don't have to, and if you really feel you need to do it to fit in or w/e, then I think your hanging out with the wrong people

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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:17 PM

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At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Jeanioz wrote: Join the army.

I'm doing that

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I'm bored.

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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:19 PM

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At 8/6/09 12:07 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote: I'm turning 18 in just 5days and I need to get laid,

Well, I'm up for...

with a girl!

...fuck.

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At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?

Not in Europe.
If you haven't had sexs before you're 18, people consider you weird.

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At 8/6/09 12:10 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:
Coming to NG and telling us you need to get laid will not better your situation. Unless you like prepubescent 13 year old boys.

Well, I was hoping some older people could give me some advice.

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At 8/6/09 12:19 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote:
At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?
Not in Europe.
If you haven't had sexs before you're 18, people consider you weird.

Wow, I should have taken my shoes off before entering the set of American Pie..
And that's a blatant overexageration, I'm English and only about 3 people I know have that sort of logic. You're just hanging out with MTV generation pricks who care about nothing more than popularity and social status.

Grow up.

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At 8/6/09 12:17 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote:
At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Jeanioz wrote: Join the army.
I'm doing that

I'm sorry, but you are from Belgium, where my family tree originates. You are from Flanders, where my family tree originates. You are also Germanic.

The world is to be yours. Do not waste your time with loose women and with serving Europe. My friend, you are in the land of Greater Germany with an oppurtunity that I never had. SEIZE IT AND DON'T LET IT GO!


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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:27 PM

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Easy. Walk into a club, you're bound to find a slut with AIDS there.

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Posted at: 8/6/09 12:31 PM

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Hey, think this way: if you don't fuck before 18, right after 18 you can be arrested, and then in jail you can fuck... not the way you asked, with a girl, but then you'll be able to tell your friends: I FUCKED!!

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Posted at: 8/6/09 01:01 PM

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This thread is pointless

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At 8/6/09 01:01 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote: This thread is pointless

Of course. we all know you're either going to hire a hooker, or pussy out and stay a virgin.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Posted at: 8/6/09 01:04 PM

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At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?

No one cares about that law, expecially in the UK as there is no punishment for it (Probally the same as everywhere else, but I dunno.)

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At 8/6/09 12:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: I thought the "You can have sex" now thing was AFTER 18,
What, they changed the law or something?

Where I live, the age of consent is 14.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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You need to know how to make your moves, and you need to know not to shoot too high and out of your league.

I would say just find a girlfriend, but any girl who would fuck you after going out for 5 days would probably fuck out anyways, so it's not worth the emotional attachment if you're just looking to fuck, lol.

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At 8/6/09 12:09 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Why do you need to get laid before you turn 18?To show your shitty poser friends that you're cool also? Seriously, that is just stupid.

Really. I didn't do anything that stupid before my 18th birthday. You want you first time to be memorable because it was great, or horrible because the only reason you did it is because you wanted to lose it before you turned 18?

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Posted at: 8/6/09 01:30 PM

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Don't feel bad if you don't get laid in 5 days. My first time was during my honeymoon.

Never intended to do so, but that's how it happened.

I still can't believe my sister would get an account here.
She's my little slice of heaven :)

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Posted at: 8/6/09 01:43 PM

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Get 30 mins with a prostitute.

It's that easy.

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At 8/6/09 12:07 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote: with a girl!

I love that you have to emphasize that

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Posted at: 8/6/09 02:24 PM

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At 8/6/09 01:30 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Don't feel bad if you don't get laid in 5 days. My first time was during my honeymoon.

Never intended to do so, but that's how it happened.

Well, I guess I kinda feel a bit better...
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