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So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull

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So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:27:00


And my friends had to hold me down because i was trying to stop a moving train.
Nah not really but i did drink the 18 cans and i did get hyperactive but all in all the worst part was the urinating because it took ages!


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:27:59


I once drank a HUGE sweet tea from KFC and then peed for 3 minutes 47 seconds.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:29:20


That's impossible. One guy drank 5 and he died. You would surely die at 5, 10 at the most. 18 is fucking crazy. This is lies and bullshit.

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:29:22


At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: I once drank a HUGE sweet tea from KFC and then peed for 3 minutes 47 seconds.

...you timed it?


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:30:56


At 8/6/09 06:29 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's impossible. One guy drank 5 and he died. You would surely die at 5, 10 at the most. 18 is fucking crazy. This is lies and bullshit.

Meh that guy must have had a heart problem.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:31:19


Thats crazy man, you could die. A kid in my town drank 10 all at once and died.

You are royally fucked.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:35:14


At 8/6/09 06:31 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Thats crazy man, you could die. A kid in my town drank 10 all at once and died.

You are royally fucked.

It's been about 2 hours and i fell alright.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:35:28


Assuming a can is 330ml like a normal can of coke, I've gone through about 6 cans worth one afternoon when i got two 1 litres bottles of this Tesco brand Red Bull knockoff called "Kick"

I've never done drugs and never plan to, but downing 2 litres of Kick is probably the closest I'll ever come to having the withdrawl symptoms most druggies get when going cold turkey. It is a fucking unpleasant feeling.

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:47:36


At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: I once drank a HUGE sweet tea from KFC and then peed for 3 minutes 47 seconds.

ha !


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 06:50:02


I vomited after 2 and a V.

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 07:30:46


red bull can kill you?

; parody thread


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 07:31:32


At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, AudioGmez wrote: And my friends had to hold me down because i was trying to stop a moving train.
Nah not really but i did drink the 18 cans and i did get hyperactive but all in all the worst part was the urinating because it took ages!

Cool story bro.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 07:33:14


This is madness!


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 07:35:13


Aww man, that makes you heaps sick, i wanna be your friend cause you drink and shit.

Nah, but Red Bull is le' crap, Monster is better.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 07:38:45


At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: I once drank a HUGE sweet tea from KFC and then peed for 3 minutes 47 seconds.

Maybe you have a narrow urethra

So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 08:11:01


Jank your fingers down your throath and get it up


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 08:14:14


the ment i read the thread title i knew that what you did was a bad idea...


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 08:24:24


Has your head exploded yet?


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 08:29:23


Weak shit, You should drank 19 cans.

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:06:32


I have a feeling its gonna be a

"Alright guys I'm starting to feel a little sleepy and my pulse is kinda slow and..."
Minutes Later:

Wade Says,

"Leave this topic, paramedics are being contacted."

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:09:10


At 8/6/09 06:29 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's impossible. One guy drank 5 and he died. You would surely die at 5, 10 at the most. 18 is fucking crazy. This is lies and bullshit.

Death from Red Bull, however epic and lawsuit worthy it sounds I hardly doubt it's true, Red Bull would be out of business in a second if 5 cans meant fatality.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:15:49


I'd die after 3, I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine and I had to go to the hospital after I drank a 24 oz amp.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:16:41


At 8/6/09 06:29 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's impossible. One guy drank 5 and he died. You would surely die at 5, 10 at the most. 18 is fucking crazy. This is lies and bullshit.

Yea... I'm calling BS on him too.

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:24:29


At 8/6/09 06:27 AM, AudioGmez wrote: the worst part was the urinating because it took ages!

Wrong! The worst bit will be when you're shitting yourself later with severe diarrhoea.

No joke.

Just a thought...

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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:37:14


Why gawrsh, that was either a completely unrelated compliment or a fine example of sarcastic insult!

Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:38:27


Impossible, you should be dead by now. Unless ur lying


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:40:06


At 8/6/09 09:06 AM, kamelona wrote: I have a feeling its gonna be a

"Alright guys I'm starting to feel a little sleepy and my pulse is kinda slow and..."
Minutes Later:

Wade Says,

"Leave this topic, paramedics are being contacted."

This made me giggle.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:41:15


At 8/6/09 09:38 AM, leetspeaker wrote: Impossible, you should be dead by now. Unless ur lying

I did it to prove that 10 cans didn't mean you could die thus i was right.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:42:16


At 8/6/09 09:41 AM, AudioGmez wrote:
At 8/6/09 09:38 AM, leetspeaker wrote: Impossible, you should be dead by now. Unless ur lying
I did it to prove that 10 cans didn't mean you could die thus i was right.

I meant 18 i was thinking about something else.


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Response to So i drank 18 cans of Red Bull 2009-08-06 09:42:56


At 8/6/09 09:41 AM, AudioGmez wrote: I did it to prove that 10 cans didn't mean you could die thus i was right.

Then prove you drank them. Video it or produce some pictures of the empty cans.


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