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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 12:12:11 Reply

At 8/6/09 12:00 PM, ragingfred wrote: what is the weirdest thing you've ever repossessed?

in one house i repossessed there was a bar of soap in the shae of a dick.

what is the most expensive thing you've ever repossessed?

Probably a house......


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 12:15:50 Reply

Have you ever had to repossess a something with shit all over it?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 12:17:09 Reply

Ever repossesed the furniture of another repossesionman?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:17:55 Reply

At 8/6/09 12:15 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: Have you ever had to repossess a something with shit all over it?

OH DEAR GOD YES, i remember we went into a house once and the floors were LITERALLY COVERED IN THIS GUYS SHIT all the floors with at least an inch of shit, everywhere. its was horrible and i nearly threw up.


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:21:25 Reply

age: 16

hmmm, very odd anyone would higher a teen for a repo man.

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:21:31 Reply

Is there such thing as repowomen?

Ever repossess sex toys?

What was the funniest reaction you ever got from someone getting their stuff taken?

I'll be waiting for a response >:(

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:34:14 Reply

At 8/6/09 05:31 AM, leekspinner wrote: Hey guys, so yes i am now a repossesion man, and i am giving you the choice to ask me about anything. So shoot! =D

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: belfast
Job: a wa?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:36:26 Reply

At 8/6/09 03:21 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Is there such thing as repowomen?

yes

Ever repossess sex toys?

yes

What was the funniest reaction you ever got from someone getting their stuff taken?

"here mate this my mate's house and he gunna get his ma on you"

I'll be waiting for a response >:(

happy?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:37:15 Reply

Do you spin Leeks on your shoulders?

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:38:14 Reply

If someone didn't pay for their operation, would you repo their organ?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 15:43:41 Reply

How long have you been a Repoman?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:29:40 Reply

At 8/6/09 03:43 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: How long have you been a Repoman?

Well legally? a few months. Illegally? about 10 years.... i've been helping my dad with his business since i was 6.....


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:34:14 Reply

Being a repo man sounds awesome, pocketing sstuff XD

I'm guessing you aren't the only one that pockets.

What's the most you've taking in one sitting?

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:35:39 Reply

Do you get a giant ray gun like in The Sims?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:35:53 Reply

At 8/6/09 04:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Being a repo man sounds awesome, pocketing sstuff XD

I'm guessing you aren't the only one that pockets.

What's the most you've taking in one sitting?

A 360 elite, PS2, NES, CD player, a sombrero, Gae boy advance SP and a fridge.


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:37:29 Reply

Can you flai?

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 16:38:41 Reply

At 8/6/09 04:37 PM, fastdrew wrote: Can you flai?

i answered this question earlier, dumbass


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 17:42:42 Reply

At 8/6/09 04:35 PM, TJoyal wrote: Do you get a giant ray gun like in The Sims?

um.... not until i level up!


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 17:57:20 Reply

why is Lemon juice artifically flavoured and Lemon Dishwashing liquid made with real Lemons?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 17:59:55 Reply

Kinda lame, but how is the pay?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:05:11 Reply

i feal sorry for hte people that i repo it from
onse i was to repo a 9 intch tv
there were 5 little 5 yearold kids around it with there sick grandmother in the liveing room and they were 1 payment late
i quit the next day

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:14:47 Reply

At 8/6/09 05:59 PM, RocketBean wrote: Kinda lame, but how is the pay?

since im a student i get about $250 a week without taxes


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:19:23 Reply

You realize by admitting you've taken things, you put your Dads job in jeopardy?

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:28:39 Reply

At 8/6/09 06:19 PM, 372 wrote: You realize by admitting you've taken things, you put your Dads job in jeopardy?

Real questions.

While repossessing, have you ever drank anything out of a person's fridge?

As if they'd need it...

Oh and what's the best (most fun thing) you've broken while on the job?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:43:59 Reply

At 8/6/09 06:19 PM, 372 wrote: You realize by admitting you've taken things, you put your Dads job in jeopardy?

i wouldn't say jeopasrdy since yknow we're the only repossesion company? and he owns it?


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:51:13 Reply

Just to clarify this, a repo man in the UK is much different from a repo man in the US.

In the UK a repoman repossess peoples homes when they cannot pay their mortgages, anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:52:12 Reply

At 8/6/09 06:51 PM, leekspinner wrote: Just to clarify this, a repo man in the UK is much different from a repo man in the US.

In the UK a repoman repossess peoples homes when they cannot pay their mortgages, anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.

I find that really hard to believe...

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:53:55 Reply

At 8/6/09 06:52 PM, 372 wrote:
At 8/6/09 06:51 PM, leekspinner wrote: Just to clarify this, a repo man in the UK is much different from a repo man in the US.

In the UK a repoman repossess peoples homes when they cannot pay their mortgages, anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.
I find that really hard to believe...

why? We take peoples homes, empty the house, clean it, turn off the water, turn off the electricity, and make it attractive to be resold, that is it.


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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:55:43 Reply

anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.

Why the fuck would they just "chuck" perfectly good things instead of selling them like the really do?

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Response to Ask A Repossesion Man Anything! 2009-08-06 18:58:03 Reply

At 8/6/09 06:55 PM, 372 wrote:
anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.
Why the fuck would they just "chuck" perfectly good things instead of selling them like the really do?

No they don't?
As i said, repossession men are different from those in america.

In america they deal with not being able to pay credit card bills, so they take everything the person bought WITH said credit card to get them in said debt.
In the UK the house is taken from the person because it is not paid off, the mortgage is still needed to be paid, but cannot be so the house is taken from them, the tennants evicted, and the house cleared and resold.
Simple!


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