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lol probably the most unsafe for site made for kdis ever.

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Stranger: hello
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message is automated and cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
Stranger: chinese male 17
Stranger: and you
You: OLD WOMAN 98 YEARS OLD
You: FROM KRIPTON
Stranger: ..too old
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Stranger: where is KRIPTON
You: ITS NOT AT EARTH
You: ITS A PLANET

Stranger: is it on mars?
You: no
Stranger: how can you get to earth
You: WITH A U.F.O
Stranger: can i see it?
You: THE HUMAN RAS IS A VERY SMALL ONE
Stranger: what ras mean
You: I COPIED BOOKS WITH MY SCANNER TO LEARN ENGLISH
You: IM A ROBOT
You: PLEASE DONT TELL EARTH
Stranger: robot ?who invent you?
Stranger: tellme
You: A GUY NAMED IKLYTNUS
Stranger: a bad name
Stranger: are he a man?
Stranger: or female?
You: HE IS A KRIPTONITE
Stranger: i dont know what he is
Stranger: can you tell me why you get to earth
You: IM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
Stranger: which thing?
Stranger: can i help you
You: MAYBE
You: IM LOOKING FOR A GLOVE
Stranger: what colour
You: WHAT IS A COLOUR?
Stranger: red ?yellow?
Stranger: or blue?
You: WHER IS THE GLOVE
Stranger: it may be on your hand
You: I NEED IT TO DESTROY MARS AT 9 AUGUST 2011
Stranger: why not DESTROY earth?
You: ITS ALREADY DESROYED!
Stranger: take me to moon ,can you?
Stranger: before you do it
You: YES, BUT THEN YOU WIL FREEZE
You: TO DEATH
Stranger: what should do?

O sorry it's no spam it's supposed to make a picture

I decided to do a little experiment and see if there was anyone from Newgrounds on Omegle. Here were the results:

This was most of the convos I had.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here's convo 1.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Let's talk Newgrounds.
You: NOW
You: ON THE FLOOR
You: CLOTHES OFF
You: ABOUT NEWGROUNDS
You: NOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Convo 2.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Let's talk Newgrounds.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Convo 3
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Let's talk Newgrounds.
You: NOW
You: ON THE FLOOR
You: CLOTHES OFF
You: NOW
You: NEWGROUNDS.COM
You: NOW
You: COCK OUT
You: SUCK IT
You: NOW
You: PLEASE
You: DISCONNECT
You: FAG
You: NEWGROUNDS
You: PLEASE
You: NOW
You: SEX
You: NG SEX
You: OBNOXIOUS
You: BECAUSE
You: I
You: LIKE
You: YOU
You: FAG
You: NEWGROUNDS.com
You: TOM FULP
You: 14 YEARS
You: SEX
You: HANDJOBS
You: PLEASE
You: NOW
You: TROLLING
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: I've been trolling.
You: I've been trolling people on Omegle.
You: You've been trolled.
You: TROLL'D
You: However. Newgrounds is a real website.
You: Well, this one sided convo has been fun.
Stranger: your obviously high
You: No, I'm obviously trolling.
Stranger: im trying to keep track........ haha
Stranger: where the heck are you from?
You: Newgrounds.com
You: I'm being retarded
Stranger: no kidding
You: Well, this was fun.
You have disconnected.

Convo 4
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk Newgrounds.
You: For the last 25 convos, I have not found an NG member
Stranger: hey
You: Are you a member?
Stranger: of what?
You: Newgrpunda!
Stranger: no.. :/
You: Newgrounds?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

Convo 5:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
You: PLEASE BE A FUCKING MEMBER
Stranger: no
Stranger: y?
You: FUCKING CUNT GOGGLES!
You have disconnected.

Convo 6:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
You: I want a member to talk to.
You: I need a member.
You: IT's been 3 hours.
You: Not a single member.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Convo 7:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
Stranger: not a member but ive been on it
You: I WANT TO SPEAK WITH A MEMBER
You: CUNT GOGGLES.
You have disconnected.

Convo 8:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
Stranger: nihdfiefsfgv
You: nodsfoads
You have disconnected.

Convo 9:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Let's talk about Newgrounds. Are you a member?
Stranger: yes, are you?
You: yes.
You: Username?
Stranger: dreycaristone, you?
You: hecticcirclecrap. Any posts?
Stranger: not lately
You: Ah. Ok.
You: Btw, I had a little party when I found out you were a member. In fact, you're the first NG member I met in an hour.
You: Anything else?
Stranger: about?
You: nothing.
Stranger: thats cool
You: Inane bullshit for all I care
Stranger: like any of the new games?
You: Yep. OCD+, I <3 the evilness of that game.
You: It came out when you were on NG for just 2 months.
Stranger: ya its fun bt takes a long time
Stranger: but i like that new game with the weird creatures and the car crash
You: Really? There's a cheat sheet that teaches you how to...cheat.
You: What does it called?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Then I wont find it...
Stranger: THE GAME?
You: Yes, the game.
Stranger: ima go now, ok?
You: ok bye.
You: logging this in 3...2...1...
Stranger: ttyl on newgounds
You: 0!
You have disconnected.

Convo 10:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Are you a Newgrounds member?
Stranger: You shot who in thw wht now?
You: No.
You have disconnected.

Convo 11(No, I don't like Michael & Michael Have Issues.):
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Are you a Newgrounds member?
Stranger: I'm from china
You: Oh, so you're blocked.
Stranger: hello
You: Awwww.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I was only talking like a chinese
Stranger: I'm not a member of newgrounds.
You: Awwww. Motherfuck******cuntnaziunicorn.
You have disconnected.

FInal Convo:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Little Experiment: Are you a Newgrounds member?
You: Shillega?
You: Sokmething?
You: CUM BUBBLES
You: ?
Stranger: Oney
You: Twoey.
You: Now answer me!
Stranger: Tom Fulp
You: Oh really?
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: and Egoraptor
You: No, not really.
Stranger: and Happy Harry
You: Srs, what's your username.
You: Really. What's your username?
Stranger: Afrohacker
Stranger: I never go by that name anymore
You: Have any posts at all?
Stranger: Just a few
You: You seem to have 0. Why do I keep meeting NG members with 0 posts? Goddamn!
Stranger: because everyone likes to watch
Stranger: I lost my usb with Flash 8 on it :(
You: Huh.
Stranger: if not I would be practicing
You: You know there's Flash 11, right?
Stranger: I really like experimenting on that program
Stranger: o srry flash 11
Stranger: cracked
Stranger: lol
You: Alright.
You: bye.
You: Nice talking to you.
You: My username is hecticcirclecrap, btw
Stranger: iqually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Expletive Deleted Company and other really cool shit

1.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i'm a men... and a men here are only looking for cyber sex! are you interesting?
You: Yes
Stranger: im 19
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: nice
Stranger: usa?
You: As far as I know
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: venezuela here
You: good for you
Stranger: i think not.... i hate hugo chavez
Stranger: that fukign moneky
Stranger: well.. you want star with the cyber sex?
You: Let me test a filter first
You: FBI
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im a FBI agent
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: also
Stranger: :D
You: Anything shows under it?
You: And no, I don't.
Stranger: you will get in jail
You: and such
Stranger: for faking beeing a FBI agent
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 15 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while ref code 3744956127 is entered into the database
You: haha
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i wanted to someone show me it
Stranger: XD
Stranger: thansk
Stranger: adasuhduashd
Stranger: is funny
Stranger: i also make that jokes
You: I make the sex offender joke
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where do you get that whole text
Stranger: ?
You: I copy it from others
Stranger: mm nice
Stranger: cya then
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: I'm a member of the Expletive Deleted company
You: We don't delete expletives though
Stranger: Please inform me of what you do, then.
You: because we're that way
You: We gross people out
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Sounds fun!
You: It is.
You: Telling people about weird shit it the greatest thing ever
Stranger: I prefer trolling Omegle, but alright.
You: trolling Omegle?
You: That's similar to what we do.
Stranger: This sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship.
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: Maybe
You: Do you have a ring somewhere?
You: Maybe a broken, tattered one from my last marriage?
Stranger: I can get one from the dollar store.
You: It sexes me up
Stranger: Does that work?
You: Yes
Stranger: Yes! My life is now complete.
Stranger: Anyways, this is getting a bit dull. Have a nice day/night though.
You: Alright
Stranger: Was fun.
You: By the way, are you from Newgrounds?
You: Asking by court order
Stranger: Nope. Been there, but not part of the community.
You: Oh, ok
You: I'm logging this for NG
You: You should read the thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 416/5
You: Well, minus the /5
Stranger: Alright. I'll check it out. I love reading conversation logs of this place.
Stranger: Hilarious.
You: Yep.
Stranger: Well, later.
You: Later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i'm F 22 and i'm really bored :
Stranger: how do you send a file on here
Stranger: This chat Sucks! : msg me on MSN messenger my SN is msn:KiraFerrari at Live.com so i can send you my photo
You: I don't know.
You: No
You: I am a member of the Expletive Deleted company. We gross people out for a living.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: *A WILD ABRA APPEARS!*
You: I teleport. F*g.
You have disconnected.

5.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey. What's up? Where you from? m? f?
You: Damn. I hate horny teenagers looking for something to masturbate to. Go to *link* to release your urges. Disgusto.
You have disconnected.

6.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: egg
You: MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!!!!
Stranger: egg
You: IT'S BURNING LOUDLY
Stranger: Hi billy mays here
You: HE'S DEAD, I'LL MEET HIM!
You: MY FUCKING HOUSE!
You: BURNING
You: DOWN TO THE GROUND
Stranger: cool : )
You: So.
You: Little Experiment: Are you a Newgrounds member?
Stranger: maybe.
You: Really? cheque.
Stranger: i use newgrounds ....occasionally
You: Great. Back to the show.
You: MY FUCKING HOUSE!
You: OH MY GOD IT'S EVRYWHERE
Stranger: mac or pc?
You: IT'S BURNING MY ASS
You: MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: mac or pc?
You: Mac/
You: Because I can
Stranger: woop!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: mac's ftw
You: pc's ftl
Stranger: ennit
Stranger: MY FACE IS BURNING!!!!!!
Stranger: FUCKK!!!!!!!
You: Well, tis trolling has gone weel.
Stranger: ITS ACTUALLY MELTING OFF MY FACE!!!!
You: OH MY FUCK!
Stranger: DRIPPING...
Stranger: TO THE GROUND
Stranger: SPLASH
Stranger: SPLASH
You: IT'S LIKE CANDLE WAX
Stranger: SPLASH
Stranger: LIKE THAT!!!!
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: IF I WAS PARIS HILTON
You: IT'S DISGUSTING
Stranger: I WOULD LAUGH
Stranger: BECAUSE I WOULD BE DYING
You: I know, right.
Stranger: BUT IM NOT
Stranger: SO AGGHHHHH!!!!!
You: WE'RE TROLLING BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!
You: BEFORE WE DIE IN THIS FIRE?
Stranger: Maybe some day.

*rolls again*

Maybe someday

*rolls again*

No.
You: Aww.
Stranger: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fun.

Conversations on this site make me sad:

You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
You: How's your day?
You: Is it awesome?
Stranger: yes
You: It should be, you deserve it.
Stranger: ok
You: You worked hard to get to this day.
You: Struggled through life for an unspecified length of time to get here,
You: to this very dialogue, with me.
You: How does it feel?
Stranger: ok
You: You don't understand a word of what I've just said, do you?
You: *sigh
Stranger: no
You: from?
You have disconnected.

:(

You: Hai.
Stranger: hi, stranger
You: Hi, you.
Stranger: :)
You: :3
Stranger: how r u today ?
You: I'm feeling a bit, strange.
Stranger: why ???
You: Because you don't get the joke. :#
You have disconnected.

:(

Stranger: please tell me why windows update is giving me the 0x80070081 error
You: I dunno. It's your own fault for using windows.
You: That'll teach you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:|

Stranger: 104/hybrid/outerspace
You: I wasn't really even curious about you, but okay.
You: I was hoping I could just hold a bland convo about nothing.
Stranger: i thought it might get awkward if i have to reveal that later on
Stranger: i can do bland
You: I don't think you can do it well enough.
Stranger: harsh, we're only a few sentences in
You: I just got off the line with a real 18/f/Japan, goddamn.
Stranger: real?
You: What an unrewarding conversation.
Stranger: bland
You: Yeah.
Stranger: real bland
You: Very bland.
You: Vanilla tapioca, bland.
Stranger: oh that bland
You: Missionary position bland.
You: THAT bland.
You: It makes me rage so hard!
Stranger: back to the blandness
You: Yes that.
You: You're alright at it, I guess.
You: Sorry for underestimating you.
You: Do you forgive?
Stranger: meh...I dunno...
Stranger: my wall is yellow
You: Mine is kinda off-white.
Stranger: the carpet is kind of dog poo brown
You: The paint isn't peeling though.
You: I've got a hard-wood floor.
You: It's hard.
You: Like wood.
You: You know?
Stranger: i like hard floors
You: I like hard wood.
Stranger: I like cake
You: Delicious cake is pretty good.
Stranger: all cake is good
Stranger: even bland cakes
You: Yes, bland cake is still cake.
Stranger: all cake is good
You: All cake is desirable.
Stranger: all cake is really good
Stranger: even really bland cakes
You: Yes. <3
Stranger: i don't like marzipan though
You: Fuck you then.
You have disconnected.

>:( - Motherfucker didn't like marzipan!

Stranger: - TICKLES WITH FEATHER DUSTER -
You: AHHH hehehehehehhHHHEhehEHhe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

At 8/6/09 10:38 PM, TheStacheMan wrote: Stranger: love me
Stranger: hate
Stranger: me
Stranger: all
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: boys
Stranger: and
Stranger: all
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: girls
You: Ur a bad singer.
Stranger: I just cummed o your text.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Holy crap, that was me.

I thought I found one of us..........

Stranger: heyy
You: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: whats up
You: this is up 8===============D
Stranger: hahahhah YUUUMMMM
You: Creepy..................
Stranger: thanks
You: r u on newgrounds?
Stranger: newgrounds?
You: nvm

Hahaha, ha. This kills me.

You: NEWGROUNDS?
Stranger: 4CHAN FAGGOT
You: oh god
Stranger: we have lives, unlike you wankstains ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Yes! I found one!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: h3110
Stranger: h1n1
Stranger: AHHHH
You: NEWGROUNDS?
Stranger: yeh
You: I KNEW IT
You: WHAT IS UR USERNAME
Stranger: H1N1

At 8/7/09 02:48 PM, stosh1919 wrote: Stranger: H1N1

Doesn't exist...

He doesn't like them. D:
Stranger: hey
You: Mudkipz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
D:

I'm encountering a lot of NGers in this "random" chat thing, 99% sure they're from this thread, hahaha.

Alright, what the fuck was this. I bet it was a NGer, so if you did it, tell me.

Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: WHAT
Stranger: ABRA USES CONFUSION
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: ABRA USES SECKS
Stranger: WILD ABRA TELEPORTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

At 8/7/09 04:31 PM, Jake wrote: I'm encountering a lot of NGers in this "random" chat thing, 99% sure they're from this thread, hahaha.

Atleast its caught on.

At 8/7/09 04:37 PM, dx5231 wrote: Alright, what the fuck was this. I bet it was a NGer, so if you did it, tell me.

Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: WHAT
Stranger: ABRA USES CONFUSION
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: ABRA USES SECKS
Stranger: WILD ABRA TELEPORTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was me.

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: M or F?
You: mohammad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nobody ever knows what to say to that. :)

At 8/7/09 04:45 PM, yugimt wrote: that was me.

I hate you. You made me teleport.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hej
You: NEWGROUNDS =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd

Heres another one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: NEWGROUNDS?
You: U GO NEWGROUNDS
Stranger: uhh no i'm a girl
You: NEWGROUNDS..
Stranger: noooooooooo
You: u should go to it
You: tom fulp is awesome
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: GO NAOW
Stranger: doei
You: WAT?
Stranger: ik ben een meisje dus ik ga niet gamen
Stranger: domme sukkel
You: WTF?
You: I DOTN UNDERSTAND
Stranger: wat nou wtf
Stranger: ik ben nederlands enjjij?
You: BeSerKer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do u like to wear mini skirt ?
You: yes
You: yes I do
Stranger: u girl
Stranger: im boy
Stranger: where u from
You: who said I was a girl?
Stranger: boys dont weat
Stranger: wear it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's what he thinks

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: germany and u?
You: germany!
Stranger: dann lass uns deutsch schreiben ;-)
You: de auchsen buten
Stranger: hä?
You: das tom fulpen?
Stranger: ach so, bei dir hat's reingeregnet!
You: ja ja! dann lass Auchswitz
Stranger: Porsche 9/11 Turbo!!!
You: DAS BOOT EN CLAUSEN BRUGENN
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Atlantis
Stranger: cool, my name is john locke and yours?
You: oh you clever goose
You: my name is HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT JEW KILLER?
You: Smith
You: HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT JEW KILLER? Smith
Stranger: he, he, u are a nazi!
You: no....
You: no dude that's my name!
You: that's what myparents named me
Stranger: how, can u sleep, jew, with 40 years of war against palästina!!!!
You: No....
You: No i'm not a jew
You: I'm from Iceland
Stranger: which city, what time, answer fast!!!
You: Rejavik
You: what time?
You: Uh, now
You: NOw IS THE TIME
You: YEAH GAY COCK PENIS TITTY
You: Newgrounds has troll'd u
Stranger: Rejavik, lol - mean Reykjavik :-)))))))))))
You: :-)))))))))))))
You: I mean suck my cock you nazi wolf hausen
You have disconnected.

it was mean but who cares

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People like this don't belong on the internet.
Wait, connection imploded?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Do you like horses ?
You: *holds a gun to your forehead*
You: SUCK MY DICK.
You: *shoots a horse*
You: DO IT OR I KILL YOU AND MROE HORSES.
Stranger: What do you mean ?
Stranger: I don't get you ?
You: SUCK MY DICK. OR I WILL KILL YOU AND I WILL KILL LOTS OF HORSES.
Stranger: Do you like horses ?
You: NO.
You: SUCK ME PENIS.
You: SUCK MY WEEWEE.
You: SUCK MY PRIVATE AREA.
Stranger: You are offensive.
Stranger: Please moderate your language.
You: NI**ER NI**ER NI**ER.
You: FUCK PISS ASS TWAT PENIS
You: HORSES CAN GO DIE IN A FUCKING PIT OF FIRE FOR ALL I CARE.
You: YOU ARE A FAG.
You: FAG.
Stranger: Hey moderate your language.
You: NO.
You: FUCK YOU.
You: ASS PISS SHIT TWAT NI**ER FUCK PENIS PENIS COCK.
You: Hey, i'm really sorry.
You: My brother took the keyboard.
You: I like horses.
Stranger: My cat do this all the time.
You: I made a website about horses.
You: Want to see it?
Stranger: I don't like horses.
You: :(
You: Well, it has other stuff on it.
You: It's about good animals.
Stranger: Do you eat animals ?
You: www.blogdar.ugotnegams.com
Stranger: Do you eat animals ?
You: No.
You: YES I DO FAG
You: NI**ER
You: FUCK
You: PISS
Stranger: Animals are tasty.
You: SHIT
You: TWATS
You: ASS
You: PENIS
You: COCK
You: ASSHOLE
You: ASS
Stranger: Your brother is messy.
You: TITS.
You: I HAVE NO BROTHER.
You: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED.
You: GTFO OFF OF THE INTERNET
You: www.meatspin.com
You: DICKS
You: DICKS
You: HEY FAG
You: WHERE ARE YOU
Stranger: I'm right there.
You: OH OKAY
You: DID YOU GO TO meatspin.com?
Stranger: Yeah plenty of times.
Stranger: I like going to places.
You: Isn't meatspin.com cool?
Stranger: No.
You: Why not?
Stranger: Why not not what why ?
You: Did meatspin scare you? :D
Stranger: Why what?
You: Maybe you should learn to internet.
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You: MICHAEL JACKSON YOU FUCKING FAG
You: LOLOOLOLOLOL
You: HE MOLESTS CHILDREN.
Connection imploded.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ho
You: HI!
Stranger: sorry hi i meant
You: BILLY MAYS HERE!
You: WITH THE NEW OXYCLEAN!
Stranger: YAY!
You: LOOK AT HOW CLEA NTHIS GETS IT!
You: THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN GET AT A NORMAL STORE.
Stranger: COOL!
You: SEE THOSE STAINS?!
Stranger: EW!
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT
You: ITS ONLY 19.95
Stranger: OKAY!
You: IF YOU BUY NOW WE WILL SEND MIGHTY PUTTY ALONG WITH IT FREE OF CHARGE
You: A 35 DOLLAR VALUE, YOURS FOR ONLY 19.95
Stranger: REALLY!
You: (JUST PAY PROCESSING)
Stranger: YAY!
You: HAVE ICKY WINE STAINS ON THE CARPET? OR CUM STAINS ON THE BED? OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL!!
You: IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS RIGHT OFF!
You: SEE THAT CLEAN?
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT YOU KNOW DOESNT WORK
You: OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: ONLY 19.95
You: JUST PAY PROCESSING
Stranger: OKAY
You: TO BUY JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN NOW
Stranger: WHAT NUMBER?
You: AND REMEBER OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: 1 (800) 555-0192
Stranger: EVEN THE CUM ON YOUR SHEETS?
You: IT GETS THOSE TOUGH STAINS RIGHT OFF!
Stranger: WOW!
You: SEE THAT CLEAN?
Stranger: YES
You: IF YOU BUY NOW WE WILL SEND MIGHTY PUTTY ALONG WITH IT FREE OF CHARGE
You: A 35 DOLLAR VALUE, YOURS FOR ONLY 19.95
Stranger: DO I HAVE TO PAY PROCESSING?
You: (JUST PAY PROCESSING)
Stranger: YAY!
You: HAVE ICKY WINE STAINS ON THE CARPET? OR CUM STAINS ON THE BED? OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL!!
You: DONT BUY ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT YOU KNOW DOESNT WORK
Stranger: I HAVE ONE QUESTION!
You: BUY OXYCLEAN
Stranger: I HAVE A QUESTION!
You: WHAT?
Stranger: WHY DO THOSE CUM STAINS LOOK SO FRESH
You: OXYCLEAN CLEANS IT ALL
You: FROM CUM STAINS TO ICKY WINE STAINS
You: CALL 1 (800) 555-0192

yo whats this suppose to be Hi my names _______ its really nice to meet you now lets start a conversation !!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello im a nintendo ds
Stranger: hello p´lay 2
You: sorry what,
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Ds
Stranger: what
Stranger: fuck you
You: NO FUCK YOU!
You: ok lets start over
Stranger: für ein Spiel für meine nächste Guy Sie fude
You: what does you friends have to do with this
You: ?
You: and that is horrible german BTW
You: im dansih
You: danish*
Stranger:

Ich verstehe nicht,
You: you did before
You: ich sprechte nichts auf deutch
Stranger: FROM?
You: denmark
You: you?
Stranger:

som dit navn
Stranger: EUA
You: eua?
Stranger: yes
You: whats that?
Stranger: man no compriende
You: *cough*
Stranger: ?
You: du er virkelig mærkelig
You: i dont speak spanish
Stranger:

mennesker, du arbejder
Stranger: ?
You: humans, you work?
You: wtf?
Stranger: Jeg er klar afspiller
You: i am clear recorder?
You: are you using google translator or something?
Stranger: du er forvirret
You: am i confused?!
You: you are!
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what the fuck!?

I'm a dick.
Stranger: would you like to be my new friend?
You: No
You have disconnected.