"gangs" recruiting me,

[norcemastero]

basically these two "gangs" at my school were fighting over me,

the first was "the misfits" (i call them that because they're losers)
who have this fat black kid, this really ill-tempered midget, lord of all christians, the gay giant, and this chubby weird nosed girl,

the second was the emo kids
who have the mega short diseased ridden kid,the very fat bitch, my really hot wiccan neighbor, and my massive chested hot female friend,

I never really chose a side, but which one should I have chosen?

[ZombieMonkey]

I say go with the emo kids.

[FaceNine]

So you get to choose between weirdos and emos.

You must be a very interesting person.

[372]

Join a cult.

They all win in the end.

[CaptainQuartz]

They're school gangs. They don't matter.

[norcemastero]

At 8/4/09 10:37 PM, FaceNine wrote: So you get to choose between weirdos and emos.

You must be a very interesting person.

im a faux emo nerd basically

[MrQnix]

At 8/4/09 10:34 PM, norcemastero wrote:
the second was the emo kids
who have the mega short diseased ridden kid,the very fat bitch, my really hot wiccan neighbor, and my massive chested hot female friend,

Go with the emo kids, they have two hot members.

[FaceNine]

At 8/4/09 10:41 PM, norcemastero wrote: im a faux emo nerd basically

As far as the whole "gang" thing goes (I thought this was gonna be something about street gangs, not school gangs btw) I say that you just be friends with whoever the hell you want, and not worry about who belongs to what group of people. It's pretty dumb to pick friends based off of their friends and nothing else but that.

Trust me, you don't want to be around those kind of people, they're very annoying and idiotic, and they will stab your back the second you aren't what fits in their idea of friend anymore.

[Elios]

Lets break it down.

fat black kid

Always good to have a meat shield around.

this really ill-tempered midget

Hours of entertainment right there.

lord of all christians

Probably really narrow minded and weak, not gang material.

the gay giant

Eew...

this chubby weird nosed girl

Well, she's a girl. That counts for something.

This group sounds like the Scooby Doo gang if they were all hooked on meth.

the mega short diseased ridden kid

Perfect for biological warfare

the very fat bitch

Meat shield, good...

my really hot wiccan neighbor

A master of the dark arts. Impressive.

massive chested hot female friend

Sounds like a winner.

Well, looks like gang #2 easily outweighs gang #1's abilities. Go with you emo kids.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

You should yell at both groups to grow the fuck up and walk away. Seriously, gangs? That's pathetic bull shit. Be yourself, and you don't have to worry about being in a cliche or gang or something. I know it sounds cliche, but don't be someone who you're not, it'll always hurt you in the end. They probably just want you to do illegal stuff and take your money to buy skinny jeans anyways, so tell them to fuck off and leave your ass the hell alone, damnit.

[FaceNine]

At 8/4/09 10:45 PM, Elios wrote:

the mega short diseased ridden kid

Perfect for biological warfare

the very fat bitch

Meat shield, good...

my really hot wiccan neighbor

A master of the dark arts. Impressive.

massive chested hot female friend

Sounds like a winner.

Well, looks like gang #2 easily outweighs gang #1's abilities. Go with you emo kids.

Now that you mention it, gang #2 can easily be confused for a team of characters from an RPG. Someone who spreads sickness, the meat shield tanker, a dark mage, and the token big boobed chick.

Fuck what I said before, pick number two and go get some goblin gold!

[norcemastero]

At 8/4/09 10:51 PM, FaceNine wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:45 PM, Elios wrote:

the mega short diseased ridden kid

Perfect for biological warfare

the very fat bitch

Meat shield, good...

my really hot wiccan neighbor

A master of the dark arts. Impressive.

massive chested hot female friend

Sounds like a winner.

Well, looks like gang #2 easily outweighs gang #1's abilities. Go with you emo kids.

Now that you mention it, gang #2 can easily be confused for a team of characters from an RPG. Someone who spreads sickness, the meat shield tanker, a dark mage, and the token big boobed chick.

Fuck what I said before, pick number two and go get some goblin gold!

yeah, the problem with gang two is that neither of the hot girls is into me, the wiccan totaly as a thing for me, but is with my best friend, and I broke the big boobed girls leg, but i think I made up for it by being really nice for the rest of the year and made her a cool hat

[GamesArmor]

At 8/4/09 10:34 PM, norcemastero wrote: basically these two "gangs" at my school were fighting over me,

the first was "the misfits" (i call them that because they're losers)
who have this fat black kid, this really ill-tempered midget, lord of all christians, the gay giant, and this chubby weird nosed girl,

the second was the emo kids
who have the mega short diseased ridden kid,the very fat bitch, my really hot wiccan neighbor, and my massive chested hot female friend,

I never really chose a side, but which one should I have chosen?

The Emo Kids. Two hot chicks, who cares if their emo, they grow out of it.

I tried being emo, it isn't interesting. Watching myself cut my arm for about 5 seconds wasnt very fun, watching a soap opera is better.

[FaceNine]

At 8/4/09 10:57 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:51 PM, FaceNine wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:45 PM, Elios wrote:

the mega short diseased ridden kid

Perfect for biological warfare

the very fat bitch

Meat shield, good...

my really hot wiccan neighbor

A master of the dark arts. Impressive.

massive chested hot female friend

Sounds like a winner.

Well, looks like gang #2 easily outweighs gang #1's abilities. Go with you emo kids.

Now that you mention it, gang #2 can easily be confused for a team of characters from an RPG. Someone who spreads sickness, the meat shield tanker, a dark mage, and the token big boobed chick.

Fuck what I said before, pick number two and go get some goblin gold!

yeah, the problem with gang two is that neither of the hot girls is into me, the wiccan totaly as a thing for me, but is with my best friend, and I broke the big boobed girls leg, but i think I made up for it by being really nice for the rest of the year and made her a cool hat

I was kidding with that post. The post before that was my serious answer.

Besides, I doubt you'll get any goblin gold with a wiccan anyways. Poor mages with low int and shitty magic. And I'm sure the meat tank will die of a heart attack before he ever gets the chance to tank said goblins.

[Leidolfr]

At 8/4/09 10:34 PM, norcemastero wrote: basically these two "gangs" at my school were fighting over me,

the first was "the misfits" (i call them that because they're losers)
who have this fat black kid, this really ill-tempered midget, lord of all christians, the gay giant, and this chubby weird nosed girl,

We have a few Gangs, one in this city i know like everyone, and one in the big city i know like, one of them, whos a "higher up"

they mostly sell drugs

[thelittleemo]

Join us and together we can rule the school! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[FaceNine]

At 8/4/09 11:10 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Join us and together we can rule the school! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I recognize this plot...

[0mega]

At 8/4/09 10:38 PM, 372 wrote: Join a cult.

They all win in the end.

Don't they all kill themselves in the end?

[HandsomePete]

Those aren't gangs. They're cliques. Don't try to sound like a bad ass by saying gangs want to recruit you. You're clearly not one.

[FaceNine]

At 8/4/09 11:16 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Those aren't gangs. They're cliques. Don't try to sound like a bad ass by saying gangs want to recruit you. You're clearly not one.

But you clearly are.

[gibleto]

At 8/4/09 10:41 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:37 PM, FaceNine wrote: So you get to choose between weirdos and emos.

You must be a very interesting person.

im a faux emo nerd basically

No you are not. You are an insecure retard for classifying yourself. Just be YOU dude. Don't fit into labels that society deems and all that shit. Don't be a "Nerd". Don't be "Emo". You can't even BE emo. Emo is a genre of music derived from 80s punk. You're using the term out of context. It's a stupid badge that basically screams "LOOK AT ME AND GIVE ME ATTENTION".

Fuck that shit dude. Just hang out with whichever side seems cooler.

[norcemastero]

Fuck that shit dude. Just hang out with whichever side seems cooler.

YES! Hot neighbors and big titties then!

[IndieR0B0T]

Emo because you get a chance with two hot girls. Plus, wiccans are crazy in bed, atleast the two I've experienced. Go for them or neither, because your situation sounds gay as hell.

[mastershake141]

At 8/4/09 10:41 PM, norcemastero wrote:

At 8/4/09 10:37 PM, FaceNine wrote: So you get to choose between weirdos and emos.

You must be a very interesting person.

im a faux emo nerd basically

Holy fuck do you sound queer.

[Drake]

Be a Spy for one and "join" the other.

I was never really on your side.

[norcemastero]

At 8/4/09 11:31 PM, IndieR0B0T wrote: Emo because you get a chance with two hot girls. Plus, wiccans are crazy in bed, atleast the two I've experienced.

Fuck to the yeah!
I almost scored one

[IndieR0B0T]

Also: pics of hot girls? I don't really care too much for the fat black kid or the midget, but someone else here might.

[norcemastero]

I don't exactly have pics, but i can describe them real well, especially the wiccans ass, damn, I used to stare at that all the time, plus I got to stare at it all the way home

Wiccan:shows lots of cleavage, always wears black/red jacket, flat chested, nice ass and never takes off her very very very very tight jeans

other girl: very very very big boobs, like d cup at least, wears thick jacket and shorts all the time

that help?

[IndieR0B0T]

I said PICS not DESCRIPTION. Gawd.

[norcemastero]

At 8/4/09 11:47 PM, IndieR0B0T wrote: I said PICS not DESCRIPTION. Gawd.

How am I supposed to get pics at this time of day?