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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-04 23:51:49 Reply

Slap some wheels on it

nyuk nyuk nyuk


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-04 23:53:14 Reply

He hasn't replied again. I bet he actually did delete system 32.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-04 23:54:01 Reply

At 8/4/09 06:03 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 8/4/09 05:56 PM, Twilight wrote: FinallyFast.com
PLease die a very painful death for suggesting such a malicious act. No, you are not funny.

I found the finallyfast.com bit pretty funny :P


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 00:19:53 Reply

replace it's cheap Hyundai engine, with a Porche Engine.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 00:22:39 Reply

he didnt reply. Holy shit! did he actually delete system 32!? hahaha.

oh, you sick, sick little fucks.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 00:28:29 Reply

At 8/5/09 12:24 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 8/4/09 11:53 PM, ExtremeFudgeMaster wrote: He hasn't replied again. I bet he actually did delete system 32.
Ah fuck, not again. I didn't want this to ever happen again! Remember his last post, "Window didn't let me delete it!"?

Newgrounds criminal record, 2 cases of Deleted System 32. 10000000 cases of LULZ 100000000000 cases of trolling.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 00:32:20 Reply

At 8/5/09 12:30 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 8/5/09 12:28 AM, explodingbunnies wrote: Newgrounds criminal record, 2 cases of Deleted System 32.
3 known cases of suicide.

1 Case of attempted school Fire attack.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 00:39:01 Reply

Just turn off the Areo effects. It will make it much faster. Im not sure how (dont remember) but google will !


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:01:21 Reply

At 8/4/09 11:53 PM, ExtremeFudgeMaster wrote: He hasn't replied again. I bet he actually did delete system 32.

Oh shit.

Oh my god, what a retard.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:05:05 Reply

delete system32 some viruses like to hatch themselves in that folder and stay dormant until you have enough viruses to really fuck up your computer.

C:/windows/system32

you ahve to delete it with admin privlages.

its a useless folder for storing junk


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:09:16 Reply

At 8/4/09 06:20 PM, elcriz000 wrote:
urghh am i the only the one who will give him a proper response, looks like it.
try some of the steps below:

1)don't delete system 32

2) add more ram

3)get more memory

ram/memory are the same thing!

4) delete useless software of your computer that you don't use

yes...

5) get hard drive with more space

no, that would jsut give you more space

6) getting a new mother board will help as well

no, but a new CPU might, although ram normally fixes everything. I had a vista laptop with 1GB ram (or rather, have one, im using it now) and it was a bit slow, but still ran fine, and I upgraded to 2GB ram and now its lightening fast! I rarely get above 40% ram load


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:16:37 Reply

At 8/4/09 05:59 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Attach wheels onto it, and slap on a V12.

I crack myself up...

And nobody else.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:19:33 Reply

Try deleting all your porn and the spyware that's on your computer. Clean up your startup folder and buy 10 gigs of RAM.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:20:02 Reply

At 8/5/09 06:19 AM, squadus2 wrote: Try deleting all your porn and the spyware that's on your computer. Clean up your startup folder and buy 10 gigs of RAM.

more like 10 tb space
1 tb RAM


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:21:12 Reply

You should just save up for a new computer/laptop, or ask your parents for a new one if they are willing to buy it for you.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:23:24 Reply

Ccleaner, Registry Booster, Spybot...


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:23:29 Reply

He did it? Oh god.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:23:46 Reply

At 8/5/09 06:23 AM, Spirosgod wrote: He did it? Oh god.

its Psyco all over again


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:27:39 Reply

At 8/5/09 06:23 AM, letiger wrote:
At 8/5/09 06:23 AM, Spirosgod wrote: He did it? Oh god.
its Psyco all over again

Damn that's what I wanted to say.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:30:00 Reply

At 8/5/09 06:27 AM, Spirosgod wrote:
At 8/5/09 06:23 AM, letiger wrote:
At 8/5/09 06:23 AM, Spirosgod wrote: He did it? Oh god.
its Psyco all over again
Damn that's what I wanted to say.

I think i beat you to it!

Psyco is awesome


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 06:33:19 Reply

Lubricate your computer.... squeeze lots of KY Jelly into the air vents. The lubrication cools down the internal components and they run faster.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 07:00:22 Reply

Looks like he actually deleted it, guess we can go now.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 07:04:08 Reply

At 8/5/09 07:00 AM, emo-penguin wrote: Looks like he actually deleted it, guess we can go now.

farewell everyone!


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 07:13:51 Reply

Buy more RAM.
Clear space on your hard drive by deleting useless things.
Clear Internet history, if it's large.
Empty Recycle bin.
Defragment disk.
(Optional) Overclock.
(Optional) Put wheels on it.
(Optional) Attach rocket on back.


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-05 07:14:58 Reply

he already delted system32


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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-06 21:51:53 Reply

At 8/4/09 11:51 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Slap some wheels on it

nyuk nyuk nyuk

HA

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-06 21:54:50 Reply

At 8/4/09 06:01 PM, Arandompeople wrote:
Don't. It will destroy your computer.

Oh fuck you, get out.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-06 21:55:19 Reply

rub your computer with cheetah blood

Who gets it?

Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-06 21:55:33 Reply

no guys I'm still here.

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Response to How do I make my computer faster? 2009-08-06 21:58:46 Reply

put flame stickers on it.