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At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: well id go to the police station and use that as a bunker to protect and with all the weapons they should have and my weapons id be alright

but u got no food lol. u gotta go to BIG ASS cosco or somthing. they sell guns camping suppys suppy of food for months for like 10 peaple. (maybe more) they got ammo they got everything u need.

I would hire these 4 people to fight. Just like in left 4 dead.

I would hide at either the Verrukt or Shi No Numa and play "The One" By elena sigman while i shot zombies with a Kark

seewhatididthere?

and after my victory, I would be stupid and tired enough to forget that zombies can put themselves back together, and infect other bodies, so me, my alien my ghost in the wall and the ten thousand spoons would have to call out the big guns and have Poozy and his crane help us by dropping shit on them, while we fire from a safe distance, and strap some people to the crane for higher vantage points of fire.

Mistake me if I'm wrong but isnt a zombie epidemic, as you like to call it, one of the most popular things to talk about on the internet? No, not even. The world? Whatever. What I would do? prabably be one of the many people in the beggining that rather dies or gets turned into one because:
1. I have never used any form of Firearm before and I'm a slow learner.
2. Dont know how to resource myself very well.
3. Very unathletic(has nothing to do with the fact that I am on the internet mind you).
4. Something somewhere inside me doesn't click between "your going to die mode" and "do you really want to" mode.
So yeah I would be pretty fucked.

Infact I'm pretty sure that if it actually happened most of these guys that say there gonna kill all of them are gonna turn into them........not everyone can be a hero you know.

Move to an island and set up lots of barbed wire and sea mines on the sea floor. They don't need to breath, so they can walk in the crushing depths. Also I would rig myself up to an explosive, and detonate it if the perimeter is breached. I shall be no zombie!

My uncle has a boat. But if he leaves me behind..I'll be fine. I have invested into a vault-tec vault.If zombies swarm the place or I cant get in, I'll swim to my private island. If I can't find it. I'll drown. :D

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, Aryk wrote: Would you stay to fight them?

I would fight to survive

What do you think the safest place would be?

Any high buildings
I can knock them out the windows

i would take an ak47 and an sig 550 and try get out of town

First, establish the scale of the outbreak. If it is a small number in a localised area, you just need to be extremely careful, and carry a weapon, such as a pistol or a metal baseball bat. If however, the problem has been building over the past couple of days while no one noticed, and then suddenly they're everywhere, you're in trouble. Avoid large cities and towns. Secure the upper floor of a building if are in a city and can't escape. Make sure that the stairs to the ground floor are destroyed so that a mindless zombie can't climb them. If you outlast the outbreak, you can just jump down.
Tinned food. Beans, Macaroni Cheese, Hotdog sausages, just anything that comes in a tin is what you'll need, and you'll need lots of it. It's a bad idea to have guns, for the simple reason that they run out, and explosives used incorrectly could quicken your demise significantly.
One comforting fact, if you are overrun by a whole horde at once, there won't be enough left of you to zombify.
Another strategy is to keep moving across country, out in the open as much as possible. Forests make good shelter, but it is not where you want to be in the case of an epidemic. It's easy to miss the colour of rotten flesh against the backdrop of the trees.

That's some of the advice I've learnt by watching various zombie movies.

At 8/4/09 08:48 AM, Sawdust wrote: I hate zombie threads, they're always the same old shit.

"OH MAN I'D GET CHUCK NORRIS AND WE'D KICK ASS AND HAVE HOT GAY BUM SEX AFTERWARDS WHILE WE SLAP THE ZOMBIES AWAY WITH OUR GIANT WILLIES AND BLOW THEM TO BITS WITH OUR MAGIC FARTS LOL"

I like your plan

its fucking magnificent

At 8/4/09 11:54 AM, Yhtomit wrote: First, establish the scale of the outbreak. If it is a small number in a localised area, you just need to be extremely careful, and carry a weapon, such as a pistol or a metal baseball bat.

I think i would rather have something sharp like an axe or sword. Now granted I'm a collector of authentic weaponry, and I have REAL swords, and battle axes, and not just cheap knock offs, and replicas. The fact is that the samurai sword you bought at the swap meet or the shop at home channel isn't going to work very well. Unless you have a high quality bladed weapon, it would be pretty much utterly useless in a zombie outbreak, because it lacks the durability, of the real thing.
Kendo swords, and Bo Staff's would work quite well for holding zombies at bay though as long as you've been properly trained to wield them.

If however, the problem has been building over the past couple of days while no one noticed, and then suddenly they're everywhere, you're in trouble. Avoid large cities and towns. Secure the upper floor of a building if are in a city and can't escape. Make sure that the stairs to the ground floor are destroyed so that a mindless zombie can't climb them. If you outlast the outbreak, you can just jump down.

That's quite well planned out. However the problem is that you don't know if there might be zombies on the upper floors as well. The chances of only the bottom floor having people on it are astronomical, and you can bet if there are people on the upper floors at least ONE of them is going to be affected. I would say knock out the very TOP set of stairs rather then the bottom ones, after making sure the top floor is cleared of every living thing possible. Then make yourself a rope that you can climb to get up, and down in case you ever need to restock on supplies. (I've never seen a movie, read, or heard anything about zombies being able to climb ropes, so I think it should work)

Tinned food. Beans, Macaroni Cheese, Hotdog sausages, just anything that comes in a tin is what you'll need, and you'll need lots of it.

Sealed bags of chips, and beef jerky would come in handy also because the shelf life for them is pretty extensive also. Something that you missed though that is absolutely essential is WATER. Not Soda, Not alcohol, Not Coffee, and absolutely NO energy drinks. All of these will dehydrate you. Sports drinks are an acceptable replacement if water is for whatever reason inaccessible.
DON'T drink tap water though, until you can confirm it's not the cause of the ghoulification in the first place. Bottled water. Not filtered, not purified. BOTTLED.

It's a bad idea to have guns, for the simple reason that they run out, and explosives used incorrectly could quicken your demise significantly.

Well anybody that dosn't know how to properly use explosives probably dosn't have access to them. I however would like to have a gun just because they don't weigh much, don't take up much room, and are quite effective if you're accurate at all. After they run out... so what? At least you had it for awhile. It's no reason not to carry some form of melee weapon though.
The main problem I have found with guns in zombie folklore is that zombies are attracted to loud noises, and guns make a lot of it.

One comforting fact, if you are overrun by a whole horde at once, there won't be enough left of you to zombify.

Eh.... If i'm going to die by zombies, I think I'd at least like to see what all the fuss is about.

Another strategy is to keep moving across country, out in the open as much as possible. Forests make good shelter, but it is not where you want to be in the case of an epidemic. It's easy to miss the colour of rotten flesh against the backdrop of the trees.

Well if you're worried about rotten flesh not being seen, don't worry, you can smell a corpse waaaay before you would see it anyways.
The biggest flaw in this plan is how are you getting across the country??? If it's by car, who knows how bad the roadways might be in some of the larger cities that have been affected? You probably wouldn't get far this way. I think we can completely rule out walking, and unless you're in pretty good shape, biking is out of the question too.
It's a nice thought, but kind of unrealistic unless you have a vehicle that can go pretty much anywhere like a lifted 4WD Jeep.

That's some of the advice I've learnt by watching various zombie movies.

I'm quite the connoisseur of sorts when it comes to zombie movies, and folklore. I love it.