If there were a Zombie Epidemic

[Aryk]

If there were to be a zombie epidemic what would you do and where would you go?

Would you stay to fight them?

What do you think the safest place would be?

[Letiger]

600,000th topic in general, congratualtions

[TB1ZZL3]

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, letiger wrote: 600,000th topic in general, congratualtions

And the 300,000th zombie topic!

[Letiger]

At 8/3/09 10:24 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, letiger wrote: 600,000th topic in general, congratualtions

And the 300,000th zombie topic!

and im sorry to say my sister has cancer...

ZONBIE CANCER!!!!! KA KA KAPLOWIE

awesome

[LocoJoe]

well id go to the police station and use that as a bunker to protect and with all the weapons they should have and my weapons id be alright

[Struggle]

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, letiger wrote: 600,000th topic in general, congratualtions

bbs/topic/1089656

How do you tell. I always thought it was the URL.

Anyways it depends what kind of zombies they are.
There's smart zombies and there's dumb zombies, you know?

[RazorTimeLordPenguin]

I would pull out my handy dandy zombie survival guide!

[Profess0rFury]

no easy access to guns in the UK, and every knows fighting zombiez in melee range is dangerous, so id run for the fukin hillz

[SorgensKammer]

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, Aryk wrote: If there were to be a zombie epidemic what would you do and where would you go?

Would you stay to fight them?

What do you think the safest place would be?

Stay and fight.
My ass aint becoming zombie-chow without a good match of fisticuffs

[IndustrialIndustries]

this thread has been done about 70 times

[xWilson]

At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: well id go to the police station and use that as a bunker to protect and with all the weapons they should have and my weapons id be alright

The police would probably have taken all their weapons

[Letiger]

At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, Struggle wrote:

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, letiger wrote: 600,000th topic in general, congratualtions

bbs/topic/1089656

How do you tell. I always thought it was the URL.

Anyways it depends what kind of zombies they are.
There's smart zombies and there's dumb zombies, you know?

theres a link to how many topics are in a forum to the side of the forum and as this one appeard the number said 600,000
its 600,002 now

[SpartanBunny]

Hide out in a Wal-Mart and defeat them with incredibly low prices.

[Timi]

I'd follow this.

That video always made me laugh. I'm sure someone else would agree with me about it.

[Neenja-SkLz]

I'd make a thread about it.

[Aryk]

You all lose. The answer was: A boat.

[Alpharius120]

I'd go to my friends house. He's been preparing for this for 3 years.

[Leidolfr]

At 8/3/09 10:23 PM, Aryk wrote: If there were to be a zombie epidemic what would you do and where would you go?

Would you stay to fight them?

What do you think the safest place would be?

maine has alot of islands that have you know, 10 summer homes, so, there might be up to 10 families of zombies...

so id have to gather people, try and get a few vehicles and drive in a convoy, get a phone book and find a semi rural gun shop near by.....

get to the store, secure the perimiter, and then have people stand guard outside, while others go in, and load up on guns and ammo, if theres only scraps, hopefully get scraps

then go to the water, secure a sailboat, so we dont need gas.....go to the island, secure the island....and then you know, barricade everything, set up lines with bells or some shit, trip wires to warn you if they get on the shore, and, after you have safety, build up a collection of boats, supplies, etc, put boats all over the island read to launch, incase shit goes down [ assuming theyre the old school dumb zombies ]

and, yeah, then learn to make booze, grow pot, and live until its either cured, or, well....

[Fezz]

I would check the searchbar for other peoples' threads and questions.

[Excursius]

well, I'd get my allies, the ten thousand spoons, the ghost in my wall, and my alien fuck buddy, and we'd each have a sword, and a gun, then we'd split into groups of 20, with my group at the lead, and ghost's group following behind, then my alien, then the rest of the spoons will storm them while we fire diversionary bombardment, weakening their defences. but they could come back with a quick retalliation, witch I've covered, because we will have been surrounding them from all sides, and shooting both directions, but if they radio command calling for an air strike, we'd need to get out the missle pods and launch AA assault, blocking the airstrike. but at the least suspected time, we'd most likely be cut in half, splitting up the groups, and then will be an easy target, but we'd move into the I formation, with me up front, the missles in back, and the spoons in the middle, shooting our way out to the outer lines of their battallion. the outer lines are most obviously formed of the poor fighters thus we'd reduce their ranks by about half, but, they'd swarm us and try confusionary attacks, but we'd have out close range cutlasses and we'd slice them like bread. reducing them even more, and launching a full blown shootout, resulting in many injured troops on our side, only about 200, but we would have won the battle and gone home, the spoons to their drawrs, the ghost to my wall, and me and my alien to the bed where we'd have a celabratory fuck before we went to sleep.

too bad it's not going to happen anytime soon.

[Coleco]

Well i would get my sunglasses a baseball bat and a car then get my friend to drive while i smack them with the bat.

[trapperjohn]

depends on zombie type, if its the slow and stupid kind you could pretty much continue normal life.

If its the fast kind, go to a two story apartment complex and barricade the stairway, making sure that there is roof access and a way outside.

p.s. have guns, preferribly czech republic style ak-47 semis with scopes.

[andycastaneda]

Make a thread about what i would do on NG.

[Dragoonwing]

Wait until Humans vs. Zombies comes around and I'll let you know. Until then my answer would be to fight them with nerf darts.

[YouLostTheGame]

Initial melee weapon of choice: Fire poker.

I would set up in my dad's airplane hangar. Metal walls, steel doors, no windows, high roof, my dad's lovely gun collection, plumbing, food, internet access (Until cut) escape route via airplane/helicopter if needed.

And I keep my trusty copy of the Zombie Survival Guide on me at all times. Hurray.

[Shabbo]

Well, I would make some napalm, and other explosives.
And then build a human shelter.
And Id put hobbo fires outside.

Barells of fire

At exactly 2:00 AM Id look for supplies, cuz zombies hate night.
Find as many survivors as possible at 7:00 PM so well have a bigger search party later for supplies.
Using Supplies Id make a small fort make a small fort thing around me and my neighbors houses.
Place tripwire type traps.

like the ones that make cans rattle or the dangerous type.

After that id find a zombie chain it up and see how long it can survive without food.

I took that from 28 days later

And generally it would be smooth sailing from their on.

[BlakeMo]

At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, letiger wrote: and im sorry to say my sister has cancer...

ZONBIE CANCER!!!!! KA KA KAPLOWIE

No wait I have to high five you first and yell YEAH!

Honestly though, I'd get on BBS and be like "Holy shit guize, I should've responded in all those zombie threads, then I'z be prepared." I'd have so many chances.

[gostgamer]

I'd use the search bar.

[RHiiNO]

How many times has this question been asked?

[LocoJoe]

At 8/3/09 10:28 PM, xWilson wrote:

At 8/3/09 10:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: well id go to the police station and use that as a bunker to protect and with all the weapons they should have and my weapons id be alright

The police would probably have taken all their weapons

yeah but you know might as well check and i know a lot of people in my neighborhood who have guns so they might have ammo and most of my family has guns