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At 8/3/09 05:24 PM, FaceNine wrote: Pico had begun to realize how close to defeat he truly was. As his last effort, he had used all his powers to summon forth his mighty xbox tanks. Surely, he believed, nothing could defeat these monstrosities.

Sadly for Pico, there was a pebble in the road...

At 8/3/09 05:38 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Sadly for Pico, there was a pebble in the road...

His power gone, and his mightiest warriors slain, Pico knew it was over. But he would not go alone.

Using what power he had left, he summoned an astroid to destroy himself, taking Hank and all those around with him.

The only one who survived the chaos was Raptor Jesus. He returned to the heavens, and he wept. For the world would now forever be without propane, or propane accessories.

At 8/3/09 05:46 PM, FaceNine wrote:

At 8/3/09 05:38 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Sadly for Pico, there was a pebble in the road...

His power gone, and his mightiest warriors slain, Pico knew it was over. But he would not go alone.

Using what power he had left, he summoned an astroid to destroy himself, taking Hank and all those around with him.

The only one who survived the chaos was Raptor Jesus. He returned to the heavens, and he wept. For the world would now forever be without propane, or propane accessories.

Mere explosions can't kill Hank, I think we learned that in the second season finale and the third season premier, when the Mega-lo-mart explodes with Hank inside it and Hank lives.

At 8/3/09 05:46 PM, FaceNine wrote: His power gone, and his mightiest warriors slain, Pico knew it was over. But he would not go alone.

Using what power he had left, he summoned an astroid to destroy himself, taking Hank and all those around with him.

The only one who survived the chaos was Raptor Jesus. He returned to the heavens, and he wept. For the world would now forever be without propane, or propane accessories.

What a sad, sad day indeed...

Despite this tragedy, it pleases me to see Raptor Jesus alive and well, for we would be lost without this charismatic leader of the free world.

All hail Raptor Jesus, and his amazing survivor-skills!

And let us all forget his abominable ping-pong powers.

At 8/3/09 05:49 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Mere explosions can't kill Hank, I think we learned that in the second season finale and the third season premier, when the Mega-lo-mart explodes with Hank inside it and hank lives.

HOLY SHIT TWIST ENDING!

For miles, none could be seen alive. All was cold, dark, and silent. In the middle laid the body of Pico, the life gone from his eye.

Across from his lifeless body, the ground began to rumble. Soon, a familiar form came forth.

Hank looked around at the destruction, and wondered why he still lived. Then, he noticed it.

He had become a monster. A creature that could never be loved by anyone. He would have to sell propane and propane accessories from the shadows from now on.

However, he did not become sad. He smiled, for he knew he would still be able to give people a dependable fuel at an affordable price.

The end.

Or it is?

Yeah, it is, stfu

At 8/3/09 05:55 PM, FaceNine wrote: The end.

We should put all this in a book, and sell the rights to some sleazy porn-corporation.

At 8/3/09 05:59 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: We should put all this in a book, and sell the rights to some sleazy porn-corporation.

Great idea. We shall be rich. What should we name the book?

How about Pico VS Hank: A Tragedy?

At 8/3/09 06:00 PM, FaceNine wrote: Great idea. We shall be rich. What should we name the book?

How about Pico VS Hank: A Tragedy?

We shall call it the name of names! The ultimate name in the whole universe! The perfect name for a perfect story! THE name! This name would be considered a book on its own! No man can resist the magnificence that is our masterpiece with a name like this!

We will call it....

Book!

Patent pending.

At 8/3/09 06:05 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: We shall call it the name of names! The ultimate name in the whole universe! The perfect name for a perfect story! THE name! This name would be considered a book on its own! No man can resist the magnificence that is our masterpiece with a name like this!

We will call it....

Book!

Patent pending.

Fantastic idea my good sir. With such a powerful name, there is no way we could ever go bankrupt investing everything we own into this amazing trilogy.

At 8/3/09 01:30 PM, hendrix4ever193 wrote: Who do you think would win?

This is why 8-year-olds should not have access to a fucking computer. "OMG THERE'S 2 CARTOONS FIGHTING WHO WOULD WIN PEW PEW PEW BOOM."

I will win this sonneh

At 8/3/09 06:08 PM, FaceNine wrote: Fantastic idea my good sir. With such a powerful name, there is no way we could ever go bankrupt investing everything we own into this amazing trilogy.

Why stop at everything we own!? I'm already on the phone with the bank, talking about a loan! With this amazing financial boom we're having, there should be no problem getting 2 million big 'uns.

The only hiccup I see, would be convincing Hank and Pico to let us use their name in our new-found ticket to fame. Perhaps a well thought-out blackmailing scheme?

At 8/3/09 01:37 PM, ninjaman9000 wrote: Jesus.

good.

At 8/3/09 06:00 PM, FaceNine wrote:

At 8/3/09 05:59 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: We should put all this in a book, and sell the rights to some sleazy porn-corporation.

Great idea. We shall be rich. What should we name the book?

How about Pico VS Hank: A Tragedy?

%99.9999999999999999999999999999999999 goes to me.

At 8/3/09 01:36 PM, PorkytheHedgehog wrote:

At 8/3/09 01:35 PM, MADJACK24 wrote: pico sucks, and i dont know who hank is...

Get the fuck off this site.

NAO

Pico is beast, but hank is a killing machine...

Damn thats a tough question.

I'd have to say hank, cause he never dies.

But I like pico better.

At 8/3/09 02:18 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote:

At 8/3/09 02:17 PM, LDAF wrote:

Strength: 98
Speed: 96
Intelligence: 3

So... Hank is a retard?

yes, he's a cross eyed helmet wearing retard.

At 8/3/09 05:24 PM, FaceNine wrote:

Hueg liek xbox!

At 8/4/09 09:39 PM, Skwurll wrote:

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Fix'd. I don't know why you felt the need to necro this thread with three retarded post, but okay.