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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:16 AM
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You don't. It's actually an interesting conversation starter...Like if that hottie asks if that's a banana in your pocket. You then say, "Yup. Excuse me while I scratch my dick." And you scratch your knee.
Good luck!
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:17 AM
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I always carry a butcher knife on me for this reason.
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:20 AM
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Think about fat hairy man assholes or fucking a grandma.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:21 AM
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Walk it off
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:31 AM
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Beat it off
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:37 AM
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Cut it off.
It's the only way...
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:38 AM
wank it off in the toliet
/thread
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:39 AM
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At 8/3/09 12:38 AM, MrPercie wrote: wank it off in the toliet /thread
This.
I've got to try it...
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Yeah, have that problem all the time.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:40 AM
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It isn't that hard to control it. Unless your maybe 13-14. You can either just ignore it. Or just think of something that grosses you out.
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:42 AM
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I go... STOP!!!!... AND IT STOPS...
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:50 AM
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It's not hard to control a boner, I learned how to do it by Masterbating once a day, every day, since I was 12 (15 now), that penis only gets hard when I want it to, or else I slap that bitch.
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:52 AM
whack it against the wall
Posted at: 8/3/09 12:55 AM
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At 8/2/09 11:32 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Have you ever had a moment were you wanted to control a boner, but couldn't?
When I was 12. Example: Hottie walks past you and you just stare and can't control it because she is so damn hot. Cause a hot chick, totally clothed, is gonna pop a boner. But what about those of you who can control your boner? What do you do to control it? You hit puberty. You have sex. Once this happens you won't have to worry about random boners because you've found something more satisfying than oogling at fine bitches all day.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 12:59 AM
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well one time I was in my school musical and I had a semi-raunchy dance scene with this very cute girl who was in general a good friend of mine. I popped a half-bone the first rehearsal because the dance involved her coming up to me and wrapping her leg around my backside, literally mashing or crotches together. Unfortunately for me this dance was practiced for well over an hour and I was fighting to keep it down. I dont' think she felt it but then again you probably woula noticed if you looked. It was through thin pants so it felt pretty good. LEt's just say I had a hard time the first few rehearsals. All in all I got it under control (when I wanted to)
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:07 AM
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At 8/3/09 12:20 AM, Brass wrote: Think about fat hairy man assholes or fucking a grandma.
This topic is bursting with lulz.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:11 AM
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Just focus on something else...
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:14 AM
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No, never. my boner is my slave
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