my friend was mugged!

[B4gle]

So my two friends, Zak and Brady, were smoking bongs behind a school. They each smoked one and then some big guy came up to them and said "hey guys. smoking some crack?" they said no, then the guy punched Zak in the face and started screaming "give me everything you got"

So he took Zaks laptop, and Bradys Mp3 player, and all of their weed and bong. Then the guy called for his girlfriend, who brought up a backpack where he put the stuff that he took.

The big guy then walked a few feet away to talk with his girlfriend. Brady whispered to Zak, "dude, we have to run"

The big guy heard them, "What the fuck did that kid say? Get it out! Now!" he yelled at his GF. then she was about to take out a knife, when Brady and Zak ran away and hopped as many fences as they could.

Zaks mom called the cops already and I just got off the phone with brady. I cant believed this happened to them, this is like the kind of shit that happens in those highschool education movies where they try to get you not to do drugs and w/e.

[The-Hitman]

Your friends will also be charged with possession.

[SymbolCymbal]

who the fuck carries a bong with them.. roll a joint like the rest of us .. jesus they fucking deserved it hiding behind shit.. THAT is where muggings happen.. your friends deserved it for pure stupidity.. dont do drugs in a place that looks like you should be doing drugs... roll a joint and take a walk in a field in a park ride a bike and smoke.. damn kids are so fucking stupid when it comes to properly smoking weed

[SpartanBunny]

Seriously, what did you expect? You couldn't have picked a better location?

[streetbackguy]

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[Halosheep]

It's fake

[undeadcl0wn-4]

Mmmm pasta.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

So, today I was walking down the street and I saw these two kids that were smoking bongs. I immediately punched both douche bags because they weren't smoking crack and I jacked their shit. Then I called my... Wait this isn't the button for creating a new thread.

True story btw.

[misterchees0]

Cool story bro.

Really, you must be fucked.

"MOMMA MOMMA!

- What?

- Well, I was kinda smoking some crack when a huge dude came up and mugged my laptop, my friends MP3 player and my whole fucking stash!

- Oh, we'll just call the co-
YOU WERE SMOKING CRACK?"

Lulz.

[Najjo-Rulez]

How could they have jumped fences if they were high on crack?

fake

[firecycle]

Deserved it for bring on crack anyways.

[B4gle]

They weren't smoking crack.

[Harmonik]

Seriously, who the fuck carries a bong around with them?

the validity in this story isn't very high...

[Fendi]

At 8/2/09 07:54 PM, Harmonik wrote: Seriously, who the fuck carries a bong around with them?

the validity in this story isn't very high...

All the cool stoners in my highschool do

[B4gle]

Whatever, half of you just skimmed along and didn't even read the entire post and the other 49% don't believe it even happened. Thats NG for you.

[BetaOrionis]

At 8/2/09 07:58 PM, B4gle wrote: Whatever, half of you just skimmed along and didn't even read the entire post and the other 49% don't believe it even happened. Thats NG for you.

Well if you both read the topic and believed it, there isn't much to say. I wouldn't've spoken up if you hadn't typed this complaint.

Your friends should carry weapons.

[biohasard]

Wait, they where carrying A bong with them? Fucking stupid kids. If I was that big dude I would've stabbed them for being fucking stupid.

[ChaDMcBaDD]

At 8/2/09 07:58 PM, B4gle wrote: Whatever, half of you just skimmed along and didn't even read the entire post and the other 49% don't believe it even happened. Thats NG for you.

rofl i noticed that as i scrolled down.

anyways have the cops called and be sure to mention nothing of weed and if they catch the guy then deny the weed and bong and say hes trying to frame us and arrest him on stealing, simple assualt and posession of weed for triple of teh lulz.