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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:21 PM
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Just what the hell do I do with this darned thing?
Posted at: 8/2/09 06:22 PM
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Your supposed to pick it up with your arms silly.
Posted at: 8/2/09 06:23 PM
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Finally, someone explains to me how to conquer gravity.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:24 PM
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Oh thank god, I was about to give up.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:25 PM
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lol, awesome!
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:26 PM
Thank god this doesn't affect iPods.
Posted at: 8/2/09 06:27 PM
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Excellent. Very helpful. I FINALLY know how to move my computer.
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OOOH! DISconnect and THEN pick it up? I thought it was the other way, oh silly brain!
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:30 PM
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If you can set up an internet connection, get onto the Apple website, and find that help topic, yet can't pick up a Mac, there is something seriously wrong with you. How addicted do you have to be to MMORPGs before you forget how to carry things?
Still, when I visited America, I saw instructions on how to open a chocolate bar wrapper. Funny how we take these rather important skills of ours for granted.
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Products Affected
iMac G5 (20-Inch), iMac G5 (20-Inch iSight), iMac G5 (17-Inch), iMac G5 (17-Inch iSight), iMac G5 ALS (17-Inch), iMac G5 ALS (20-Inch)
So.. where are their anti-gravity products located at?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:31 PM
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Hah. Do it.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:32 PM
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At 8/2/09 06:21 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Just what the hell do I do with this darned thing?
I find the fact that apple has a useless customer support center funny, and it goes to show that only the stupid/mentally challenged (god forbid) purchase Apple products.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 06:38 PM
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Posted at: 8/2/09 07:44 PM
At 8/2/09 06:30 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Products Affected iMac G5 (20-Inch), iMac G5 (20-Inch iSight), iMac G5 (17-Inch), iMac G5 (17-Inch iSight), iMac G5 ALS (17-Inch), iMac G5 ALS (20-Inch) So.. where are their anti-gravity products located at?
Of course, this means that somewhere they must have a help page on how to pick up their other macs
Posted at: 8/2/09 07:46 PM
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Wow I would be so lost without that.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 07:47 PM
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Now that I've got picking it up sorted... how the fuck do I put it down?
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LOL
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Posted at: 8/2/09 07:51 PM
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At 8/2/09 06:32 PM, SupraAddict wrote: At 8/2/09 06:21 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Just what the hell do I do with this darned thing?I find the fact that apple has a useless customer support center funny, and it goes to show that only the stupid/mentally challenged (god forbid) purchase Apple products.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 07:52 PM
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I never knew that!
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Posted at: 8/2/09 07:59 PM
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At 8/2/09 07:47 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Now that I've got picking it up sorted... how the fuck do I put it down?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 08:00 PM
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Is this why people say Macs never have problems? Because their tech support goes so far as to explain how to carry it?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 08:16 PM
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I want to call them at the contact help number they leave at the bottom for the people who still don't know what to do.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 08:23 PM
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If you don't know how to pick one up, then I doubt you'll be able to turn one on to even look at the help page.
Actually, you wouldn't even have enough money to BUY an iMac, because your job would be cleaning shit out of the elephant cages at the zoo.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:30 PM
At 8/2/09 08:00 PM, milinko959 wrote: Is this why people say Macs never have problems? Because their tech support goes so far as to explain how to carry it?
but how are you going to phone them asking them how to put it down if you're already holding it!
Posted at: 8/3/09 01:32 PM
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I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:33 PM
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My Mac shut down and I don't know how to fix it but I don't know how to use my iPhone to call for support! What do I do?
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Posted at: 8/3/09 01:38 PM
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This is where a PC user might make a claim that this post is proof that Apple users are retards.
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