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At 2/5/04 06:46 PM, diazepim wrote:
FAT and UGLY girls DO NOT COUNT... and GIRLS over age 50 are FAT if NOT UGLY... so they don't count either.

I doubt acting like you are now you'd get anyone who dosen't fill either of those criteria.

Funner FACT: WRONG. There are equal number of men and women...

Almos half and half, but the female population is slightly greater because the men go and die in wars and whatnot.

JUST STAY HOME AND LOOK SKINNY and PRETTY. And quit getting FAT. Nobody likes a FAT girl. ESPECIALLY if you're FAT AND UGLY... LOOK AT Jessica Simpson... she's NOT FAT NOR UGLY.

You know, maturity and intelligence are qualitys women like in guys. Maybe if you work on them, you'd have more of a chance of getting a girlfriend. But if your'e ugly, then sorry, guess your stuck humping barrels of lard.

I'd like to add that most of the generation with the most population, is going to disappear within a few decades. Also, it is increasingly becoming more popular to have only one child, if any. Most couples are too damn busy to have a children of their own. Also, hooray for sterilization and homosexuality, a lot of people are turning to adoption.

<paranoid conspiracy theory> I'd like to point out that I am NOT sexist but could homosexuality be nature's way of telling us that there are too many humans in one environment? (the environment being earth) After, all it's impossible for homosexuals to naturally reproduce</paranoid conspiracy theory>

At 2/5/04 07:21 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 2/5/04 06:46 PM, diazepim wrote:
FAT and UGLY girls DO NOT COUNT... and GIRLS over age 50 are FAT if NOT UGLY... so they don't count either.

I doubt acting like you are now you'd get anyone who dosen't fill either of those criteria.

See, the good thing being a guy vs. a girl is that... you can get a HOT ass girl... all you need is greens.... I know a ugly fat dude with the HOTTEST ass babes... and he has a 350Z and a lot of play money. Soon as I graduate college... and start raking in the doe... women will flo... because fundamental of being a women is digging gold. Especially the hot ones.

Funner FACT: WRONG. There are equal number of men and women...

Almos half and half, but the female population is slightly greater because the men go and die in wars and whatnot.

Nope, because men dies earlier from heart attacks and other natural causes because they are least concious about their health.

JUST STAY HOME AND LOOK SKINNY and PRETTY. And quit getting FAT. Nobody likes a FAT girl. ESPECIALLY if you're FAT AND UGLY... LOOK AT Jessica Simpson... she's NOT FAT NOR UGLY.

You know, maturity and intelligence are qualitys women like in guys. Maybe if you work on them, you'd have more of a chance of getting a girlfriend. But if your'e ugly, then sorry, guess your stuck humping barrels of lard.

It's called CASHE! You got CASHE???!?!? I can BUY HOT WOMEN. Look at all those internet sluts selling souls for CASHE!!!
Muuuaahhhahhahaahahahahahhahahaah!!!!

I can goto Las Vegas and get a HOT ASS WOMEN and make her an INTERNET PORN QUEEN For $50 bucks.

I can look like Al Greenspan. Looke at who Nicole Anna Smith married... OLD wrinkled ugly ass BILLIONaire... it's all about the CASHE... I bet he was the happiest 89 year old to have gotten the hottest ass as a 80-something.

Intelligence is for men. Who RUNS the world??? Has there ever been a woman president or leader in the significance of human history?

Any significant religious prophet that's a woman? Mary is only that because of Jesus... Mohammed is a Man... so was Moses... so was Julius Casear... so was Hitler... so was Stalin... so was Napolean...

Only significant women is history is Joan of Arc... and she was schizophrenic... NOT to mention FRENCH... with hairy pits.

Even worse in Eastern History... Confucious says... Women stay home and make baby and be good wife to the MAN!

Only reason why men keep women around is NOT for their intellectual contribution... but their breast and vagina. Look at all the singers and models and actresses... their value goes up like 5000% when they get breast implants... they LOVE serving their purpose to MEN.

LOOK at all those women putting on makeup EVERYDAY... that's like 99.9999% of women on EARTH... Y? So they look good for MEN.
Except 0.00001% who are lesbians...

Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Hell, I'd pay a fat intelligent women to stay away from me.

At 2/5/04 07:45 PM, punk_hippy wrote:

<paranoid conspiracy theory> I'd like to point out that I am NOT sexist but could homosexuality be nature's way of telling us that there are too many humans in one environment? (the environment being earth) After, all it's impossible for homosexuals to naturally reproduce</paranoid conspiracy theory>

Evolution of human being is to produce robots that are HOT with BIG BOOBS... that looks just like Jessica or Brittney or Christina... with out the fuss of PMS, nagging nagging... talking talking... without the possiblity of getting FAT nor old..

That way, homosexuality won't even be needed.

The world is not overpopulated you could fit the entire world's population onto the Isle of Wight!

At 2/5/04 08:02 PM, -Jamster- wrote: The world is not overpopulated you could fit the entire world's population onto the Isle of Wight!

And then promptly sink said island, thus wiping out most of the world's population.

You fool no one, you diabolical doctor. Prepare to face our unjust justice!

At 2/5/04 07:49 PM, diazepim wrote: Evolution of human being is to produce robots that are HOT with BIG BOOBS... that looks just like Jessica or Brittney or Christina... with out the fuss of PMS, nagging nagging... talking talking... without the possiblity of getting FAT nor old..

With the technological advances of today, why the hell don't we have robots like this?! I'm sick of jacking off to porn, I want a sex bot dammit!

At 2/5/04 08:21 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: You fool no one, you diabolical doctor. Prepare to face our unjust justice!

Did I say Isle of Wight? I meant to say the good ol' United States of America which I have no plans of launching any terrorist attack on. Please Don't kill me! I still have coursework to do!

Agent Smith said it best in the first matrix movie about what humans really are...

At 2/5/04 08:47 PM, Gooie wrote: Agent Smith said it best in the first matrix movie about what humans really are...

a virus? I have to disagree, because there are so many different kinds of virii that you can't compare.

Most virus goes into a cell, and that's it. It integrates its DNA into host DNA and nothing ever happens.

Some virus goes into a cell and replicates and kills it and itself.

To compare virus as humans as to humans as to Earth??? maybe... virus adapts, mulitplies, suck up resources, mutates, destroys... but do VIRUS have a thriving PORN industry?? I think not!!! That's what makes human human... we've got PORN. on the internet... and in various adult book stores...

Diazepim, are you so shallow that you would pay for the company of beutiful women? You do know thats only for the sexually unattractive, so are you admitting to your inscesent ugliness? Never pay for women, that just makes you a loser of the worst kind. And have you ever stopped to thin that there isn't only beauty to determine the attractiveness of a woman? Sure, a girl can be hot, but if she isn't fun or interesting or even worse, can't carry on an intelligent conmversation then fuck it; she ain't hot in my book. And all of these afirmations are based on when you get out of school and make lots of money. What makes you think your'e going to make anything over minimum wage? Judging by your posts, better start saving up your cash.

Problem: Overpopulation
Solution: Mass Ethnic Cleansing

At 2/6/04 05:11 PM, Ellov wrote: Problem: Overpopulation
Solution: Mass Ethnic Cleansing

Care to elaborate?

At 2/5/04 08:44 PM, -Jamster- wrote: Did I say Isle of Wight? I meant to say the good ol' United States of America which I have no plans of launching any terrorist attack on. Please Don't kill me! I still have coursework to do!

Coursework? You would move all of them to the USA, and then have the continent sink under the weight of so many people?

At 2/5/04 08:21 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: You fool no one, you diabolical doctor. Prepare to face our unjust justice!

w3rd.

At 2/6/04 06:58 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 2/6/04 05:11 PM, Ellov wrote: Problem: Overpopulation
Solution: Mass Ethnic Cleansing

Care to elaborate?

Well, he basically said "kill everyone" which certainly would help overcrowding, on account of the fact that there'd be no-one here.

At 2/6/04 04:30 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Diazepim, are you so shallow that you would pay for the company of beutiful women? You do know thats only for the sexually unattractive, so are you admitting to your inscesent ugliness? Never pay for women, that just makes you a loser of the worst kind. And have you ever stopped to thin that there isn't only beauty to determine the attractiveness of a woman? Sure, a girl can be hot, but if she isn't fun or interesting or even worse, can't carry on an intelligent conmversation then fuck it; she ain't hot in my book. And all of these afirmations are based on when you get out of school and make lots of money. What makes you think your'e going to make anything over minimum wage? Judging by your posts, better start saving up your cash.

What's the DIFFERENCE then if you date a girl... and then you go out for like 3 years... and then you buy her gifts and eat at nice restaurants and think about marrying her... and then you go away for one semester... and then it's like she's humping your friend back at home. Overall, you pay for women... all of them... because they are all sluts... at least that's what most porn sites says...

18 year old girls that swallow! Occupation: Slut.

I carry on intelligent conversations not with girls but with people on Newgrounds.com like Swaenk and Izutomatoes... Girls are there to look pretty like in a magazine. That's about all they are good for... you can't trust a women... unless she's like your mom.. that leave rest of 2.5Billion women to be untrusted... because they will stab you in the back, so hard it will pierce your heart and penetrate your front chest and you die like a vampire impaled by Keanu Reaves and Wynona Ryder.

that's why we need to create robot women that will not cheat on you.

Except they have to be more cybernetic like walk around and say a few words and stuff.... pretty soon. we'll get it up to the level of animatrix type robots and or AI movie type sex robots... and then cloning people like in Sixth Day we won't need cheating women at all... and the world would be a better place to live... for all men.

At 2/7/04 11:04 AM, diazepim wrote: I carry on intelligent conversations ...

I've not seen one word of intelligent conversation from you.
You, my man, are as thick as shit

At 2/7/04 03:50 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/6/04 06:58 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 2/6/04 05:11 PM, Ellov wrote: Problem: Overpopulation
Solution: Mass Ethnic Cleansing

Care to elaborate?

Well, he basically said "kill everyone" which certainly would help overcrowding, on account of the fact that there'd be no-one here.

The idea behind ethnic cleansing is to kill of a specific group of people. Diazepim is suggesting we kill of a select group of people, and my questions is; Who?

At 2/7/04 02:14 PM, Generator wrote:

At 2/7/04 11:04 AM, diazepim wrote: I carry on intelligent conversations ...

I've not seen one word of intelligent conversation from you.
You, my man, are as thick as shit

Are you saying I'm not smart? Are you mocking my intellectual capacity?

You just hurt Diaz's feelings. :( Feel better?

Mark my words.... You will see the next version of Sony's Qrio (TM) combined with Real Doll (TM)... do you know why? Because SEX will sell the robots. Look at the whole internet?? Even VGA came about to download naked picture off the BBS at 1200 bps modems... and they were like EGA sometimes CGA....

You put naked / bikini girls on anything.... car, computer, watermelon, movie, whatever you want... it will sell... it always has... look at abercombie and fitch... they put child porn on the catalogue... and they're doing pretty good selling stuff to kids...

All you need is a naked sony Qrio women... and I'll save all my money to get one. as soon as it comes.

Wait am I on the right topic here? Or were you mocking me for something else?

At 2/7/04 11:04 AM, diazepim wrote: 18 year old girls that swallow! Occupation: Slut.

You are aware that linking to porn sites can warrant a ban, are you?

At 2/7/04 04:09 PM, Proteas wrote: The idea behind ethnic cleansing is to kill of a specific group of people. Diazepim is suggesting we kill of a select group of people, and my questions is; Who?

The people who are the easiest scapegoats of course. All disabled people for a start.

At 2/5/04 05:39 PM, diazepim wrote:

:I DON"T see anybody starving.... I don't even see that many people around me....
Then you are an idiot. Sure, there isn't a food shortage in America because we AREN'T A FREAKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. Look at 3/4 of the posts in this thread, the population is concentrated mainly in India and China. That is where the problem is.

look at all those pigeon...

Gotta hand it to ya, that is funny. And a good point, too. Why can't we all just be like the rednecks?

I've NEVER BEEN TO A MCDONALD"S OR WENDY"S and they say something like I'm sorry but we ran out of food... EVERY KROGER and MARSH and WALMART and CUTTERS and 7/11 always have plenty of hot dogs and donuts and enough food and beverage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, gee, I wonder why. Maybe because we keep most of America's food to ourselves and don't have drastic over-population on our hand.

I don't even know why people think there is a problem of overpopulation...

There isn't, it's all in the global warming that we must worry about

IF anything... EARTH IS UNDERPOPULATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, six billion is enough for me, thankyou.

IF there WAS any OVER POPULATION... we'd never run out of food because we could recycle people into Spam... leaving out brain and spinal cord... from MAD PEOPLE Disease... and if all fails...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's something like an thermonuclear explosive device... which can obliterate a billion or two people in one afternoon...

Dude......

so let them suffer for having bastards without being responsible... hell all of my friends have parents that buy them cars and pay off their credit cards... y the hell aren't theirs... BASTARDS!!! making responsible parents look bad.

It isn't their faults, they don't know about birth control, and maybey their parents don't buy them cars and pay off credit cards because THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PUT FOOD ON THE TA-.........LARGE FLAT ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE. C'mon dude, unless you are joking I think you are a very big dumbass in the way of world affairs.

At 2/7/04 07:02 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 2/7/04 04:09 PM, Proteas wrote: The idea behind ethnic cleansing is to kill of a specific group of people. Diazepim is suggesting we kill of a select group of people, and my questions is; Who?

The people who are the easiest scapegoats of course. All disabled people for a start.

*buzzer sound*
Wrong answer, the correct answer was "wiggers." We should get rid of all rythym-less white people who think they are black.

At 2/7/04 07:02 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

At 2/7/04 04:09 PM, Proteas wrote: The idea behind ethnic cleansing is to kill of a specific group of people. Diazepim is suggesting we kill of a select group of people, and my questions is; Who?

The people who are the easiest scapegoats of course. All disabled people for a start.

• Handicapped and disabled people - They are bringing the economy down. Your tax dollars are paying to feed some incompetent.
• Homosexuals - They're destroying the moral fabric of America. A significent reason for such increases in divorce, infidelity, and violent rape and sexual abuse.
• Arabs, Muslims - The Qaran(sp) teaches violence. They are terrorists. The Muslim religion teaches intolerance, subjugates women, discourages democracy.
• Asians - They are different from us. Stealing our nuclear secrets, to sell to N. Korea, China. Taking high-tech jobs from red-blooded Americans.
• Jews - The Zionist conspiracy. Need I say more? They control the government through some shadow organization, control the banks, etc.
• Blacks, other minorities - Mongrel'ing the white race. Living off welfare, etc. etc., so on and so forth.

Looking at it from the perspective of western societies, basically anyone who isn't a white, able-bodied Christian is a good, easy place to start.

At 2/7/04 08:09 PM, red_skunk wrote: Looking at it from the perspective of western societies, basically anyone who isn't a white, able-bodied Christian is a good, easy place to start.

Interesting opinion, but what do you mean by "Zionist Conspiracy"?

At 2/7/04 08:15 PM, Proteas wrote: Interesting opinion, but what do you mean by "Zionist Conspiracy"?

Oh, hell if I know. I'm not a right-wing militia nut. Something about Jews controlling the media, the economy (through the banks), and the gov't through some shadowy organization that controls the world (New World Order)

At 2/5/04 05:39 PM, diazepim wrote: Look dummies... what overpopulation? What problem do we face???

Um, Japan? 1,500 people per square mile in some areas.

I still have a lot of space here... and I don't think there are enough women on Earth, because I don't have a girlfriend.

You poor, poor loser.

MORE PEOPLE!!! WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!

NO!!! WE DO NOT!!!

...I DON"T see anybody starving....

Take a look at a little place I like to call Africa.

I don't even see that many people around me....
They are repulsed by youre stench.

THERE"S still PLENTY OF SPACE on earth... There's like MONTANA and WYOMING and CANADA that could easily accommodate like 12 BILLION on their own...

The basic aspect of a humans (chosen) living conditions is living where it is most comfortable. There is a reason there arent many people living in, say, Antarctica. It just doesnt support life very well.

and there's still PLENTY OF FOOD in the OCEAN

Not true, people have been depleating the oceans food supply for a millennia. Its been bound to catch up to us.

And on FARM

How many farmers do you know? It dosent pay enough for people to want to live like that.

and in the WILD... look at all those pigeon...
You go eat a pigeon then.

I've NEVER BEEN TO A MCDONALD"S OR WENDY"S and they say something like I'm sorry but we ran out of food...

...If you can pay for it. Sadly, not everyone can.

EVERY KROGER and MARSH and WALMART and CUTTERS and 7/11 always have plenty of hot dogs and donuts and enough food and beverage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For you. Go to Africa and find a prosperous Wal-Mart.

IF anything... EARTH IS UNDERPOPULATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such an ignorant statement.

IF there WAS any OVER POPULATION... we'd never run out of food because we could recycle people into Spam... leaving out brain and spinal cord... from MAD PEOPLE Disease... and if all fails...

You sir, are one disgusting animal. Go be a cannibal for all I care.

there's something like an thermonuclear explosive device... which can obliterate a billion or two people in one afternoon...

THAT would be my plan.

Dumbass and poor ass india africa and china just have to stop fucking each other... hell all of my friends have parents that buy them cars and pay off their credit cards...

Because they have tried for centuries to live off of what little land they can get. I cant blame them for seeing sex as one of the few ways to relieve depression. You poor, ignorant dumbass. Think before you write and mabey you can get a girlfriend.

I carry on intelligent conversations ...

you all know by now what i'll say..

*decides to throw in a curve ball*

PLAN A: 1st- Make sex illegal. 2nd- make pregnancy a criminal offense punishable by imprisionment. 3rd- make giving birth a capital offence :) 4th- make porn mandatory across society, and.. err..

*_* --- *marks diaz's words*

At 2/7/04 04:13 PM, diazepim wrote:

:You will see the next version of Sony's Qrio (TM) combined with Real Doll (TM)... do you know why? Because SEX will sell the robots.

All you need is a naked sony Qrio women... and I'll save all my money (& sperm) to get one.. as soon as it comes. (..pronounced "cums" ;)

Wait am I on the right topic here?

ok, i was gonna say;

PLAN B: Force all countries to spend 20-30% of GDP on space exploration. This has the double benefit of making the highly dodgy venture of off-world tourism and emmigration widely popular, whilst also slashing spending on worthless efforts (health costs for old ppl, food and medicine for third world countries, etc)

..of course, the Galactic Council of Alien Integration will prolly have something to say about our eventual overpopulation of our local system group (..but hey, that's way in the future!)

..('-.-').
.<-||->.
. /__\ .

So do you guys think that war is good in the sense that it regulates the world population? Added bonus, it eliminates most of the people who have the radical, see crazy views, forces leaps to be made in technology and boost the econnomy greatly.

I could have sworn I said that once.....

However, I agree. We take all the people who are willing to kill someone for a bunch of money, and put all of their money in a pot. Stick them all in the Death Dome, and have them fight until there is only one of them left. That person gets the pot.

Or we just shoot idiots into space.....