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Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:59 PM Reply

I have tendonitis it appears. So I can't be foruming or masturbating or using the computer at all really unless it's to watch videos.

Fuck.

So i know a lot of you probably have wrist problems, any home medicines I should be aware of.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:00 PM Reply

Use the other hand?

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:01 PM Reply

you can use your other hand


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:01 PM Reply

What! That's crazy, this is why I don't listen to doctors. Ever.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:01 PM Reply

Teh Lulz should make you feel better.
I sure am luling right now.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:02 PM Reply

i hope all of your hands fall off you unhelpful faggots

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:02 PM Reply

Fuck the doctors, masturbation is healthy.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:03 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:02 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: i hope all of your hands fall off you unhelpful faggots

Why would you expect anything else?


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:00 PM, NightMaer wrote: Use the other hand?

I agree with that, unless its in both hands, why not just do that.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:03 PM, Wurmy wrote:
At 8/2/09 05:02 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: i hope all of your hands fall off you unhelpful faggots
Why would you expect anything else?

because this is a problem that arose from computer usage and I thought that someone on here might have similar issues

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 04:59 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I have tendonitis it appears. So I can't be foruming or masturbating or using the computer at all really unless it's to watch videos.

Fuck.

So i know a lot of you probably have wrist problems, any home medicines I should be aware of.

yeah im on the computer alot, and my right hand hurts often, uhh, what I do, besides rubbing it and shit, i have a laptop, and every once in awhle i give myself a break, i lift the laptop, and put my hand under the strike zone where its hot, my hand flat, and set the laptop back on it, and that helps

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:05 PM Reply

Get your boyfriend to wank you off.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:05 PM Reply

Train a monkey!

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Want some real useful advice? Get a girlfriend., Then get her to jerk you off. Then tell your mom "Since I Can't Type You Have To Type For Me". Its a win win. You stay on the interwebz, and you don't need ta masturbate.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Um you can jam a fleshlight in a tight spot and... yeah


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:15 PM Reply

There are mouses you can buy that are supposed to prevent muscle problems in the wrist. I have no idea whether they work, I have just seen ads for them, but it might be worth looking into.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:17 PM Reply

Well, sorry to here that. I hope something happens to make it better, but i don't know what to say, really.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:00 PM, Twilight wrote: My mom can suck mah dick

Scary.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:21 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:15 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: There are mouses you can buy that are supposed to prevent muscle problems in the wrist. I have no idea whether they work, I have just seen ads for them, but it might be worth looking into.

definitely

just so we are clear guys this is more in my fingers (from typing) than it is in my wrist

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:23 PM Reply

You know, your life doesn't have to include masturbating to things! Maybe you now have the chance to experience life and the computer for better things! Or maybe no you can also get that chick you want! trust me, the ladies like guys who aren't complete pigs! this is your chance!


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:25 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
definitely

just so we are clear guys this is more in my fingers (from typing) than it is in my wrist

Then the problem may be your typing technique. I type quite a lot, but I got a few lesson on typing so I know I'm doing it correctly, and I have never developed a single problem.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:37 PM Reply

I'm not familiar with tendonitis. Is it temporary, or permanent?

In any case, I feel your pain, particularly when it comes to wanking. Last month I began getting absolutely severe headaches when I would fap, which turned out to be coital headaches, which are basically sexually-induced migranes. I wasn't allowed to fap for about three weeks.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:38 PM Reply

Damn... I'll come over and help you out? ;)


Yeah, whatever.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:46 PM Reply

For all of you who dont know tendonitis, heres the 411 on it. As for home medication, here is 14 remedies.

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:46 PM Reply

I find it ironic your name is "Jack".

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:46 PM, Cybersief wrote: I find it ironic your name is "Jack".

Thats the only lol ive gotten out of this thread

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:54 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:00 PM, Twilight wrote: Wrist problems?

My mom keeps telling me I'll get carpel tunnel or something, she can suck mah dick,

Better be careful, that shit hurts.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:55 PM Reply

Go to Nevada and get yourself a whore.


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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:05 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 05:04 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 8/2/09 05:03 PM, Wurmy wrote:
At 8/2/09 05:02 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: i hope all of your hands fall off you unhelpful faggots
Why would you expect anything else?
because this is a problem that arose from computer usage and I thought that someone on here might have similar issues

I feel your pain - because both of my wrists hurt all the time. Usually, heat helps them feel better, but sometimes it's ice that helps. I know I'm going to get carpal tunnel later on down the road, and I am not looking forward to it. X.X


Get off my lawn, you filthy leprechan! >:|

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Response to Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:09 PM Reply

At 8/2/09 06:06 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Put a hole in your pillow case, flip it upside down and start fucking it.

Then put it back on your pillow and sleep on it.


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