My friend and I were attacked.

[RetardedRevolution]

Me and my friend were at a friend's house the other day and had this awesome party. So we were walking home at about 2am and we were a little drunk as usual, untill these four guys showed up, they must have been in a gang or something, there was three white guys and an asian guy, all of them talked in Australian accents and were wearing different coloured plain shirts (purple, blue, yellow and red), so they came up to us and asked us if we were gay, we said no and they ganged up on us and beat us to the ground, one had a shovel, one with a baseball bat, one with brass knuckles and the other had a bag of hot potatoes. After about 10 minutes of beating from these thugs a police car was visible and they hopped in their roofless red car and drove off singing about hot potatoes and cold spaghetti.
Me and my friend were a little shaken up by the whole event, do you think they'll attack us again?

[Twilight]

I sure hope they do.

[Master117chief]

Fags, beat you up.
Haha...Hahahaha...haha
.

.

haha

[Neenja-SkLz]

Better question: Do you have any scars from this engagement, sir?

If you do, track them down and sue.

[Mariousz]

Nah,they were drunk just like you.

[Parlux]

LOL that was you! God me and my 3 other friends beat the crap out of you guys was it you or your friend that pissed his pants

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/2/09 04:18 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: the other had a bag of hot potatoes.

You and your friend were so drunk you only thought they were trying to beat you up. It's obvious they were trying to make you two some hash browns to calm your nerves.

[FrostedMonkeyFlakes]

jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

[RetardedRevolution]

I had a huge mark on my face from when one of them men held a boiling hot potato on my face for a full minute. as well as some bruises around my legs, arms, face, torso and my.. um.. butt.

[killer0ed]

Pictures or it didn't fucking happen.

I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen though, panzy.

[DarthRacoon]

At 8/2/09 04:23 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: I had a huge mark on my face from when one of them men held a boiling hot potato on my face for a full minute. as well as some bruises around my legs, arms, face, torso and my.. um.. butt.

Oh, man what the fuck, an austro-asian and his band of merry queers beat you up with bags of potatoes? The fuck you living? Sounds like a cross between Brighton(WOO!) and Mexico.

sorry i just love Brighton.

[ScreamsToday]

At 8/2/09 04:22 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote: jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

Lol! I don't know what disturbs me more..

The fact that the OP got owned by the Wiggles, or that you knew who the Wiggles were.

[Neenja-SkLz]

At 8/2/09 04:23 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: I had a huge mark on my face from when one of them men held a boiling hot potato on my face for a full minute. as well as some bruises around my legs, arms, face, torso and my.. um.. butt.

I have deduced that you were beaten with potatoes and raped in the ass. This will hold up in court, your money is guaranteed and on the way.

[FrostedMonkeyFlakes]

No feather wielding pirate tagging along? I'm surprised.

[B4gle]

All the gangsters nowadays have shovels and hot potatoes.

[Stretchysumo]

Hot potatoes?
Lolwut

[NeverHundred]

You got beat up by TISM?

[FatJoe214]

a bag of patatoes? damn i thought prisoners were the only people who could use a normal object as a weapon. like locks and socks, and a file to make a shank

[pauly-walnuts]

At 8/2/09 04:18 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: Me and my friend were a little shaken up by the whole event

Yeah, that's how I'd feel after I got my ass handed to me in a fight with 4 guys...

[FrostedMonkeyFlakes]

At 8/2/09 04:29 PM, ScreamsToday wrote:

At 8/2/09 04:22 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote: jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

Lol! I don't know what disturbs me more..

The fact that the OP got owned by the Wiggles, or that you knew who the Wiggles were.

I have kids...I can't help but know the wiggles

[Gedveikur]

I never leave my house without my bag of hot potatoes!

Just in case something like that would happen to me

[ScreamsToday]

At 8/2/09 05:18 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote:

At 8/2/09 04:29 PM, ScreamsToday wrote:

At 8/2/09 04:22 PM, FrostedMonkeyFlakes wrote: jumped by the Wiggles. Nice. Did they beat you about the Head, Sholders, Knees, and Toes, Knees and Toes?

Lol! I don't know what disturbs me more..

The fact that the OP got owned by the Wiggles, or that you knew who the Wiggles were.

I have kids...I can't help but know the wiggles

Lol. Then I am more disturbed by the OP being beat down by the Wiggles. ..I used to babysit and the kids LOVED those flaming faggots. Now I am scarred for life by "Fruit salad, ymmy yummy!". x.x

[chubbthehippo]

At 8/2/09 04:18 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: drove off singing about hot potatoes and cold spaghetti.

I lol'd.
Hard.

[TheThinWhale]

At 8/2/09 04:18 PM, RetardedRevolution wrote: ...been in a gang or something, there was three white guys and an asian guy...

That's not a gang

[ChemicalBurn]

At 8/2/09 04:19 PM, Twilight wrote: I sure hope they do.

truth

[Jarvid]

Lol they are the the wiggles

[SupraAddict]

The little drunk part kind of throws me off-How can you remember such intricate details about the thugs, including their vehicle and what they were singing? I call this out as fake.

[Chocomilk]

You should've said you were gay and taken the sex.

[Jarvid]

The wiggles are a hardcore band

[lolwtfmudkips]

lulz i started a new page