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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:12 PM
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...but my sister has her friend here, so I can't do a massive smelly shit. what do I do?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:13 PM
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just do it.... if you let other people win these battles now at your age youll never win them when they really matter....
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Shit in her friend's mouth. Maybe she is into scat.
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At 8/2/09 03:12 PM, citricsquid wrote: ...but my sister has her friend here,
Now why would that stop you? Do you want to look sexy for her or something.
Just take some toilet paper and go outside where no one will see you.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:14 PM
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blame it on other people :D
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:16 PM
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This is my advice: Ask the neihbors if you can use their bathroom, if they ask why (they will) give the same reason you have her. They still probably wont let you use their bathroom, but they will laugh at you.
What... I never said it was helpful advice.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:17 PM
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At 8/2/09 03:14 PM, Headphomes wrote: blame it on other people :D
Better than that: Blame it on the boogie, not the sunshine , moonlight or good times.
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Go to the bathroom furthest from where they are lol. That's what I'd do.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:19 PM
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keep the door shut when you're done or open the window
Posted at: 8/2/09 03:20 PM
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It won't smell if crap with super speed. It's not very difficult. Get in, take shit, flush, wash hands, get out. You're only screwed if you clog it.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:22 PM
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Don't you live in that fucking house too? The bathroom's there, toilet waiting, you're in your own house. Fuck the outside world, go when you have to go. Take a shit like a man.
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Spray your AXE when your done.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:24 PM
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Use this formula.
Shit.
Immediately flush.
Wipe.
Flush.
Wash Hands.
Leave satisfied.
Posted at: 8/2/09 03:26 PM
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It is your house, you can take a poop whenever you damn well please, and you shouldn't have to care about the stank. They are guests, it is not in their place to direct the timing or odor of your BMs.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:28 PM
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People need to shit, and shit stinks. It's normal, it's natural, it's all that. What the hell is the problem? If you need to shit, just shit! If people can't handle shit, ask 'em if they have ever shat. If they say "no", just shit on their face. If they say "yes", they obviously know that shit stinks, and that there's no problem with shitting.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 03:29 PM
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At 8/2/09 03:12 PM, citricsquid wrote: ...but my sister has her friend here, so I can't do a massive smelly shit. what do I do?
Go talk to your sister's friend
*SPOILERS*
Say, "I need to do something in the bathroom, wanna come?" And if she says yes, you do what you wanna do. (Most Likely You'd Forget About The Crapping Part)
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:01 PM
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You go shit in the bathroom.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:03 PM
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You only have one bathroom?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:04 PM
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I love making the bathroom smell awful when I have people over, there is nothing better than letting people know that yes, your shit stinks, and no, you don't give a fuck that they can smell it, because it's fucking awesome.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:05 PM
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:06 PM
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I always laugh at threads about taking a shit. They amuse me.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:07 PM
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Just remember that everyone shits and go do it.
Besides they aren't exactly playing outside the bathroom are they?
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:08 PM
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I generally turn on the fan then close the door when I'm done. Alternatively you flush just as your shit hits the water and that'll reduce any smell to a minimum.
Spraying a little cologne when you're done will help.
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It's almost been an hour. I wonder if he's done it yet.
If not, his rectum may explode.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:10 PM
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Febreze.
Posted at: 8/2/09 04:27 PM
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Do it in the garden and blame in on your dog. If you don't have a dog, blame it on your sisters friend. Also, pics of the sister I never knew you had!
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Posted at: 8/2/09 04:29 PM
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Do a motherfucking poo in Paul's bathroom.
Posted at: 8/2/09 05:32 PM
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If you care about it that much, just use the bathroom furthest from them and leave the door shut after you finish.
Posted at: 8/2/09 05:34 PM
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Wait until her friend goes before you go, then (s)he shouldn't need to go in again?
Or use the fridge, it's a good smell insulator.
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Posted at: 8/2/09 05:36 PM
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Ok go inside the bathroom with some Febreze or Axe or anything with a nice strong smell. Then take you massive shit a spray the crap out of your bathroom.
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