LOL i had symptoms of diarrhea and abdominal cramping for a few weeks that would come and go.. i figured i ate something that didnt agree with me but slowly after a few weeks it had then turned into blood streaming and un-abated from my ass. THEN i went to the hospital and was treated for about a week.. then i was fine.. then a month later it happened all over again and i was hospitalized after i went to a bachelor party and drank too much.. the next morning i was shitting something like blood and tomato sauce in a solid jet stream that would ricochet off the water of the toilet and back onto my ass.....
so now i am applying for disability because i cant work with this condition because it is chronic and genetic. but over time i will get better and be able to live a normal life as long as i dont smoke or drink or eat lava or something silly like that. So basically soon im going to get paid to not work and live a healthy lifestyle and hopefully in about a year i can return to the workforce and pay off all my debts.. like the 30,000 i spent on college .. lol FML
