Forum Topic: Proof of Religion

(240 views • 27 replies)

This topic is 1 page long.

<< < > >>
None

4NIK8R

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:29 AM

4NIK8R NEUTRAL LEVEL 02

Sign-Up: 08/02/09

Posts: 12

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?


None

DM692

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:29 AM

DM692 DARK LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 05/05/07

Posts: 2,815

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Careful folding.


None

gt44coder

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:30 AM

gt44coder NEUTRAL LEVEL 02

Sign-Up: 11/25/08

Posts: 278

You sicken me.


None

4NIK8R

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:30 AM

4NIK8R NEUTRAL LEVEL 02

Sign-Up: 08/02/09

Posts: 12

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.

You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.


Angry

hateyou1

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:30 AM

hateyou1 NEUTRAL LEVEL 08

Sign-Up: 03/30/06

Posts: 632

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.

no u

If you love xbox, pm me.
The latest pm is: names

BBS Signature

Angry

DM692

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:31 AM

DM692 DARK LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 05/05/07

Posts: 2,815

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

You sicken me. Twice and a half.


None

Proottalfain

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:32 AM

Proottalfain NEUTRAL LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 07/25/06

Posts: 6,474

At 8/2/09 12:31 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
You sicken me. Twice and a half.

Counter-sickened. I think OP's proof is undeniable truth.


None

4NIK8R

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:32 AM

4NIK8R NEUTRAL LEVEL 02

Sign-Up: 08/02/09

Posts: 12

At 8/2/09 12:31 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
You sicken me. Twice and a half.

"All great truths begin as blasphemies"


None

ManEggs

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:32 AM

ManEggs EVIL LEVEL 04

Sign-Up: 06/22/08

Posts: 631

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk about post counts unless you have.... a post count.

.

BBS Signature

None

4NIK8R

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:34 AM

4NIK8R NEUTRAL LEVEL 02

Sign-Up: 08/02/09

Posts: 12

At 8/2/09 12:32 AM, ManEggs wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk about post counts unless you have.... a post count.

Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?


None

mushroomn

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:35 AM

mushroomn LIGHT LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 01/30/06

Posts: 1,791

I laughed!

Applesauce is the code

BBS Signature

None

DM692

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:35 AM

DM692 DARK LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 05/05/07

Posts: 2,815

At 8/2/09 12:32 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Counter-sickened. I think OP's proof is undeniable truth.

FFFFFFF......

I always used to love you...

Sad

hhcash

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:41 AM

hhcash DARK LEVEL 13

Sign-Up: 03/23/06

Posts: 3,409

Think of it this way:

It all started with a tree. Some angry lumberjacks, just being let out of divorce court, are ready to kill some trees. They find a big one in the forest. They chop it down and take it to the factory. At the factory, the tree, still alive, goes through several machines where it is chopped and processed into thin, soft papers. What the factory workers don't know, is that, even though the tree is cut into thousands of little papers, it is still alive. In fact, every tissue is a living individual.

The papers are packaged into dark, small boxes, where the tissues can't see or move an inch. The tissues, despite their extreme uncomfort, will not give up. They all made a vow to all hold hands, and never let go.

However, human hands are much stronger than the hold of the little paper hands. As the little sick boy took a tissue, the tissue's best friend, who was resting below him, went with him, so they would die together. However, the factory workers are smart. They strategically placed a plastic device at the top to impale an individual who tries to pass without the tissue owner's permission.

But to everyone, each of the little tissues are simply trash.

eh.


None

Sistine1408

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:42 AM

Sistine1408 NEUTRAL LEVEL 10

Sign-Up: 10/19/07

Posts: 2,099

OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3

Current Status: Unbanned
Writer's Club, for all your literacy needs
Fourth Perspective, a wonderful site for your writing.


None

Skwurll

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 12:56 AM

Skwurll EVIL LEVEL 16

Sign-Up: 11/11/07

Posts: 2,581

At 8/2/09 12:34 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?

Yeah, would I?

Just kidding, it ain't me...

None

ripoffhitman

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:01 AM

ripoffhitman EVIL LEVEL 20

Sign-Up: 08/21/06

Posts: 3,404


None

HandsomePete

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:25 AM

HandsomePete EVIL LEVEL 39

Sign-Up: 08/24/04

Posts: 6,210

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

Uh-oh... Someone just told us that they're an alt...

BBS Signature

None

yurgenburgen

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:26 AM

yurgenburgen EVIL LEVEL 27

Sign-Up: 05/28/01

Posts: 13,636

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Who the fuck has Kleenexes? That's some upper-class shit, man.

[My Sketchbook]
[Short Story]
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

BBS Signature

None

Tiki-Dog

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:27 AM

Tiki-Dog FAB LEVEL 08

Sign-Up: 12/14/07

Posts: 1,418

there has to be somone who loves eyelovepoozy, so god must be real.


None

HandsomePete

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:27 AM

HandsomePete EVIL LEVEL 39

Sign-Up: 08/24/04

Posts: 6,210

At 8/2/09 12:34 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?

That's really not that many, either.

BBS Signature

Muted

masterchef56

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:27 AM

masterchef56 LIGHT LEVEL 12

Sign-Up: 09/07/07

Posts: 2,029

Haha, OP. I figured out what your username means.

Oh, you crafty fellow.

Interesting stuff.
I'm an overweight man who doesn't play by the rules.
COME SAI HAI TO ME ON MAI USERPAGE! :D Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!

BBS Signature

Angry

iscrulz

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:31 AM

iscrulz EVIL LEVEL 47

Sign-Up: 02/12/02

Posts: 13,480

At 8/2/09 12:42 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3

After me bitch he will need a days rest after I am done fucking him over. Yeah you want it too well wait your turn, brah.

God exists, you are still alive, for now until I find you.
Once you are born your dieing.
D.P.C. Wi/Ht? #45

BBS Signature

None

HandsomePete

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:34 AM

HandsomePete EVIL LEVEL 39

Sign-Up: 08/24/04

Posts: 6,210

At 8/2/09 01:31 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:42 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3
After me bitch he will need a days rest after I am done fucking him over. Yeah you want it too well wait your turn, brah.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... Buttsecx

BBS Signature

None

CaddyCo

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:35 AM

CaddyCo LIGHT LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 05/02/04

Posts: 42

=/ I really get tired of these posts. Honestly. So, that is why I'm commenting on one! To tell you how sick I am of this crap. Even if you believe in God or not, bashing it, promoting it, I'm so annoyed because all you get is crap crap crap from EVERYONE. So called "christians" bash people. That's against the word of God if you ever read it. Second, you get the ATHEISTS and the idiots going about saying, "I HATE A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST." Do you hate the idea of a God or do you hate God, which you believe isn't alive and existant... How can you hate something that ISN"T THERE. But he is. No one wants to hear the truth, accept the truth and learn the truth. It's not some IDEA or BELIEF. You CHOOSE to believe in it or not. Hence, the free will.
Anyways, if you truly believe in God and His word, that He is both God, the Son and the Holy spirit. If you believe, by all means, stand up for what you believe in, but a POST is not going to get the message across nor is it going to make things better for you. After a while, if you keep hearing negative, negative, hate, hate, hate that's what's going to cling onto. God says to seperate yourself from the things that are causing you issues and not to affiliate yourself with people that are sinners. No hanging out and expecting to be free of their problems. Entitieswill latch onto you and it'll be hard to break free. Kinda like the common knowledge of "it's easy to start a habbit, but hard to break one". Anyways..

I'm out of here.


Goofy

Dawnslayer

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:47 AM

Dawnslayer DARK LEVEL 11

Sign-Up: 03/17/08

Posts: 1,405

Proof of religion?

People create them and follow them. Proof enough for me.

Smart-ass post of the day is posted.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." --Albert Einstein


None

HandsomePete

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:50 AM

HandsomePete EVIL LEVEL 39

Sign-Up: 08/24/04

Posts: 6,210

At 8/2/09 01:35 AM, CaddyCo wrote: Rauble Scrauble

I'm out of here.

Calm down, dummy. It's a fake "religion thread"

BBS Signature

None

Jerkapotamus

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/2/09 01:59 AM

Jerkapotamus LIGHT LEVEL 33

Sign-Up: 10/10/05

Posts: 5,609

At 8/2/09 12:35 AM, mushroomn wrote: I laughed!

Yeah, there's no denying it for me either. I laughed pretty hard and I'm not ashamed...

...very much.

PS3 ID: Jerkapotamus
Sig by Akula

BBS Signature

Expressionless

wildface098

Reply To Post Reply & Quote

Posted at: 8/13/09 12:29 AM

wildface098 LIGHT LEVEL 15

Sign-Up: 10/06/08

Posts: 1,883

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Hitler is the only answer to that question...


All times are Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5) | Current Time: 04:20 PM

<< Back

This topic is 1 page long.

<< < > >>
You need a Grounds Gold Account to post on the NG BBS! If you don't have one, click here to sign up now! It's fast, free, and easy — and opens up tons of great NG features!