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Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:29:25 Reply

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:29:48 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Careful folding.


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:30:08 Reply

You sicken me.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:30:40 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.

You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:30:45 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.

no u

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:31:19 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

You sicken me. Twice and a half.


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:32:06 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:31 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
You sicken me. Twice and a half.

Counter-sickened. I think OP's proof is undeniable truth.


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:32:12 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:31 AM, DM692 wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
You sicken me. Twice and a half.

"All great truths begin as blasphemies"

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:32:14 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk about post counts unless you have.... a post count.


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:34:24 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:32 AM, ManEggs wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk about post counts unless you have.... a post count.

Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:35:14 Reply

I laughed!


Mushroomn. 6 years later it's kind of a dumbass name. Sorry about that

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:35:24 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:32 AM, Proottalfain wrote: Counter-sickened. I think OP's proof is undeniable truth.

FFFFFFF......

I always used to love you...

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:41:27 Reply

Think of it this way:

It all started with a tree. Some angry lumberjacks, just being let out of divorce court, are ready to kill some trees. They find a big one in the forest. They chop it down and take it to the factory. At the factory, the tree, still alive, goes through several machines where it is chopped and processed into thin, soft papers. What the factory workers don't know, is that, even though the tree is cut into thousands of little papers, it is still alive. In fact, every tissue is a living individual.

The papers are packaged into dark, small boxes, where the tissues can't see or move an inch. The tissues, despite their extreme uncomfort, will not give up. They all made a vow to all hold hands, and never let go.

However, human hands are much stronger than the hold of the little paper hands. As the little sick boy took a tissue, the tissue's best friend, who was resting below him, went with him, so they would die together. However, the factory workers are smart. They strategically placed a plastic device at the top to impale an individual who tries to pass without the tissue owner's permission.

But to everyone, each of the little tissues are simply trash.


eh.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:42:26 Reply

OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 00:56:54 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:34 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?

Yeah, would I?

Just kidding, it ain't me...

The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:01:58 Reply

So it's Zenu that is housing his magic within every box of tissues?

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:25:40 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:30 AM, gt44coder wrote: You sicken me.
You're not allowed to be sickened by anything unless you have over 1,000 posts.

Uh-oh... Someone just told us that they're an alt...


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:26:43 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Who the fuck has Kleenexes? That's some upper-class shit, man.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:27:28 Reply

there has to be somone who loves eyelovepoozy, so god must be real.


yhf

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:27:48 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:34 AM, 4NIK8R wrote:
Do you honestly believe that I would make an annoying troll account if I wasn't bored with my 1,500 odd post account?

That's really not that many, either.


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:27:50 Reply

Haha, OP. I figured out what your username means.

Oh, you crafty fellow.

You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:31:53 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:42 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3

After me bitch he will need a days rest after I am done fucking him over. Yeah you want it too well wait your turn, brah.


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:34:03 Reply

At 8/2/09 01:31 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 8/2/09 12:42 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3
After me bitch he will need a days rest after I am done fucking him over. Yeah you want it too well wait your turn, brah.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... Buttsecx


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:35:09 Reply

=/ I really get tired of these posts. Honestly. So, that is why I'm commenting on one! To tell you how sick I am of this crap. Even if you believe in God or not, bashing it, promoting it, I'm so annoyed because all you get is crap crap crap from EVERYONE. So called "christians" bash people. That's against the word of God if you ever read it. Second, you get the ATHEISTS and the idiots going about saying, "I HATE A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST." Do you hate the idea of a God or do you hate God, which you believe isn't alive and existant... How can you hate something that ISN"T THERE. But he is. No one wants to hear the truth, accept the truth and learn the truth. It's not some IDEA or BELIEF. You CHOOSE to believe in it or not. Hence, the free will.
Anyways, if you truly believe in God and His word, that He is both God, the Son and the Holy spirit. If you believe, by all means, stand up for what you believe in, but a POST is not going to get the message across nor is it going to make things better for you. After a while, if you keep hearing negative, negative, hate, hate, hate that's what's going to cling onto. God says to seperate yourself from the things that are causing you issues and not to affiliate yourself with people that are sinners. No hanging out and expecting to be free of their problems. Entitieswill latch onto you and it'll be hard to break free. Kinda like the common knowledge of "it's easy to start a habbit, but hard to break one". Anyways..

I'm out of here.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:47:54 Reply

Proof of religion?

People create them and follow them. Proof enough for me.

Smart-ass post of the day is posted.
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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:50:46 Reply

At 8/2/09 01:35 AM, CaddyCo wrote: Rauble Scrauble

I'm out of here.

Calm down, dummy. It's a fake "religion thread"


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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-02 01:59:20 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:35 AM, mushroomn wrote: I laughed!

Yeah, there's no denying it for me either. I laughed pretty hard and I'm not ashamed...

...very much.

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Response to Proof of Religion 2009-08-13 00:29:33 Reply

At 8/2/09 12:29 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Hitler is the only answer to that question...