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Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:49 PM Reply

So my son asked today, "Dad where do babies come from?"
I took off my reading glasses and looked him in the face.
"Come sit over here, and we'll talk about it," I replied.
My son jumped on the couch and said again, "So dad, where do they come from?"
"Is it true they come from mommies?"
"That's what Jim said, but I don't believe him."

At this point I nodded and said, "Jim's correct son, babies do come from mommies."
"Really?"
"Then how come mommy doesn't have another baby?"

I told him, "Well mommy needs a get a seed to have a baby."
"Where does she get the seed?"
He replied.
I answered, "Your wee-wee, son."
"MY WEE-WEE?"
"Yes, your wee-wee."

I chuckled at his distorted face.
He looked down for a minute, muttering something to himself.
Then my son put his hands into his pants and felt around for a minute.
In a curious laughing manner, I asked him, "Son, what are you doing?"
He looked up at me in a glance with a pale, but concerned expression.
"Dad, I can only give mommy two seeds!"

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:51 PM Reply

When does the funny come?


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Wow, that was actually pretty damn funny.

Great story.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:52 PM Reply

At 8/1/09 10:51 PM, Ptcfast wrote: When does the funny come?

quite.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:52 PM Reply

You don't have a son. He got run over 2 weeks ago.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:54 PM Reply

oh man that is inexplicably disturbing and funny at the same time


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:55 PM Reply

I would've started the answer with, "Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, or there's a lot of liquor involved..."

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:56 PM Reply

oh...my....lord.......
no other comment

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:58 PM Reply

Where did you find that one?


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 8/1/09 10:58 PM, DM692 wrote: Where did you find that one?

From LIFE!

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:00 PM Reply

At 8/1/09 10:59 PM, gt44coder wrote:
At 8/1/09 10:58 PM, DM692 wrote: Where did you find that one?
From LIFE!

Yet you/person shouldn't of mentioned seeds.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

.......Testicles?


eh.

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:30 PM Reply

At 8/1/09 11:00 PM, pigletopeth wrote:
At 8/1/09 10:59 PM, gt44coder wrote:
At 8/1/09 10:58 PM, DM692 wrote: Where did you find that one?
From LIFE!
Yet you/person shouldn't of mentioned seeds.

I think it's the "your" part before "wee-wee" that was inappropriate. It's like asking for incest.


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:32 PM Reply

I think it's the "your" part before "wee-wee" that was inappropriate. It's like asking for incest.

that kid is going to get sex-obsessed by the age of 7, peepz


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:46 PM Reply

Pretty unfunny nasty copypasta.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:47 PM Reply

Do you really have to pee in a girls mouth to make babies?


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 11:58 PM Reply

lol
your son is funny!


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:32 AM Reply

Not really funny, but the son is a natural born genius...

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:35 AM Reply

*rimshot*

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:36 AM Reply

Hah hah, bravo, I did quite enjoy that read.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 8/2/09 12:35 AM, 4NIK8R wrote: *rimshot*

Nah, But I will take a rimjob.


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:40 AM Reply

this pasta tastes like copy


Stop That

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 12:54 AM Reply

wtf is this dont post this on the BBS.

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:28 AM Reply

At 8/1/09 10:49 PM, gt44coder wrote: "Dad, I can only give mommy two seeds!"

Thats weird. The other day I gave mommy ALL 3 OF MY SEEDS!

wait a second...........


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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:29 AM Reply

Relevant:

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Response to Dad, where do babies come from? Aug. 2nd, 2009 @ 01:35 AM Reply

At 8/2/09 01:29 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Relevant:

Oh Jesus Christ that "Best Answer" is priceless.


You guys are all real swell.

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