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"There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."

If you were president, what famous quote would you make?

'I did not have sexual relations with that monkey.'

At 8/1/09 12:20 PM, gt44coder wrote: "There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."

If you were president, what famous quote would you make?

WE GOT THE A-BOMB NOW LETS GET 2 WORK or
What did the 5 fingers say to the face...SlAp

"REad my lips, I'm NOT perfect!"

"God bless America!"

We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of monkeys.

"When George Washington arrived here, he said something that I'll never forget: 'And then I says to Mavis I says, why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?'"

Complacency and ignorance are the true wars of our current generation.

I dunno, something to do with intelligence being the battle. Like the idea that to prevent real wars we need to educate rather than train to fight.

"Learn to swim."

"Isn't it ironic that we're all perfect examples of how no-one is perfect?"

"Goin' ovaseas with this one baby
(overseas!)
EWOOOOh
I know you, i know what you like to do.
ALL I DO IS PARTY HA HA HA HA
ALL I DO IS PARTY HA HA HA HA
SO BOUNCE LOW
bounce low!
BOUNCE HIGH
bounce high!"

in all seriousness I would never ever be a president.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

"We need ALL of our students to be above average."

see wat he did thar?

"We like to think we know everything. In reality, we need to learn more".

Go buy Castle Crashers from the Xbox Marketplace and soon to be on PSN too"

"Fuck this! Let's all go get wasted!!

At 8/1/09 12:53 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Go buy Castle Crashers from the Xbox Marketplace and soon to be on PSN too"

Yeah he never said which president.
I was gonna post something like that, but the other quote was too good.

"Use your brain, not your armies!"

Smarts beat a lot of things.

"My fellow countrymen, during these dark times it is important to remember that no matter what, whe must - Oohh free ice cream day!"

At 8/1/09 12:56 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 8/1/09 12:53 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Go buy Castle Crashers from the Xbox Marketplace and soon to be on PSN too"

Yeah he never said which president.
I was gonna post something like that, but the other quote was too good.

This one wins.

Also mine:
"It's is an honour to say this...Visit Newgrounds, in the name of our country!"

"You there! execute him! And you execute him!"

Mastermind ftw

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

can i has win thread nao?

"Huh huh, I just farted. And it was a wet, shitty fart. There is now some wet shit in my pants."

DAMMIT 13 YEAR OLD IMMATURITY, STOP CONTROLLING ME!

"The man who denies the existence of good and evil is the man working to bring about the collapse of civilization. And his partner is the man who ignores morality for the sake of obtaining material possessions."

"Inb4impeachment"

"We just legalized Marijuana. Wanna get high?"

"What Peace cannot solve, War can and will"

I DID have sex with that woman... And you know why I can get away with it? Because I'm motherfuckin' president!

At 8/1/09 12:59 PM, RocketBean wrote: "Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

can i has win thread nao?

haha. can you imagine rick rolling the entire united states population. every tv channel cuts out. we now bring you a live special message from the president of the united states. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!

"You just absconded some pies!"

crappy refrence to MSP adventures/