Today we stand here gathered, to mourn the death of a bagel. This bagel would have been a wonderful treat, but alas, destiny did not allow it to be so.
R.I.P. Bagel.
Here are some pictures of my brother eating said bagel.
Warning, not for the weak of heart.
What the fuck to he toast it in? A nuclear reactor? Thats shit is fucking MEGA BURNT!
Also, nice peach fuzz on the upper lip buddy.
It doesn't quite look like a bagel.
More like a twinkie.
Fatty.
AWW MAN, I LOVE Bagels dude, I'm having one with cream cheese for breakfast, just because of this thread : )
At 8/1/09 12:46 AM, OneGunn wrote: It doesn't quite look like a bagel.
More like a twinkie.
Fatty.
Looks fucking disgusting, I'm gonna fucking puke if I look at it again.
At 8/1/09 12:46 AM, OneGunn wrote: It doesn't quite look like a bagel.
More like a twinkie.
Fatty.
Burnt Twinkies... Crispy, yet also soft and delicious...
WANT.
That's a dark bagel... Like, Wesley Snipes dark.
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Looks more like fecal matter with semen splattered all over it.
At 8/1/09 12:45 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I'd tap that.
I'd tap it longer than you can. Because I'm a love machine.
fgt
You bastard. Burning such a delicious food. You should be burned at the stake.
Yuck. That must of tasted horrible. I hate burnt stuff. For instant, burnt bread his horrible. It's toast gone too far.
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You burned a bagel, so what?
Cooking requires trial and error, just take out another one.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Did you eat it?
lulul some1 just hit puberty and is getting thicker peach fuzz...
Would your brother like some cream cheese with his cancer?
At 8/1/09 01:17 AM, GiantDouche wrote: Would your brother like some cream cheese with his cancer?
I was going to make a comment about how burnt things give you cancer, but I didn't want to come off weird or as an e-doctor.
At 8/1/09 01:22 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: Because this is definitely post-worthy.
Its General. You will see this stuff everyday and it will never stop.
The blog function isn't cool enough to hold the awesome power of burnt bagels by the way.
today, we learned what happens if you cook a bagle with an atomic bomb.
Pro:What! This is madness!! Noob:madness? No,THIS IS NOOBIA!!*pwned*
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I thought that was some sort of little debbie snack before reading your actual post.
looks like a smore with black graham crackers.
I guess your brother must like the charred taste. The inside obviously looked fine, but I would have at least tried to scrape the burn off of it before eating it.
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