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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:18 PM
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EX: Our Grandparents: I killed nazis and chinks in world war two! I fought commies in Korea and Vietnam!(All old people are racist). I fucked every Saigon whore I could get my hands on and burned down whole towns!
Us as grandparents: I spent three weeks grinding in wow to get the dragon mount and only went outside three times in the summer when I was 17 for something besides chores. I killed orcs! I put thousands of dollars in a gaming pc THEN, that I use as a doorstop NOW that could have been used to start a bank account that would have made me a millionaire by the time I was 50.
We are boring.
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:19 PM
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Whites will also be outnumbered ):
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:21 PM
At 7/31/09 11:19 PM, TightRope wrote: Whites will also be outnumbered ):
Naah, we have the space programs and shit, we will be the first into colonies in space, I guarantee it.
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:22 PM
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Fuck that shit I'm telling my grandkids that I was king of the internet for 14 years
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:23 PM
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We still have a lot to go through until we get old...
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:24 PM
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:25 PM
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At 7/31/09 11:23 PM, FalanX wrote: We still have a lot to go through until we get old...
Yeah... we'll probibly end up getting sucked into a third world war. Most of us will probably die.
When do we finish unpacking?
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:26 PM
At 7/31/09 11:21 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: At 7/31/09 11:19 PM, TightRope wrote: Whites will also be outnumbered ):Naah, we have the space programs and shit, we will be the first into colonies in space, I guarantee it. White Pride World Wide!
You're right, we can make white colonies and bar them off from all non whites! Mars is a frontier!
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At 7/31/09 11:24 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: "Fuck off you whippersnapper."
new meaning to the term banhammer. beating respect into your young uns. haha. i don't think we'll be that bad as a generation looking back on it though. i mean we've still got some wars and the first black president and some other crazy shit.... we're not THAT boring.
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:28 PM
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At 7/31/09 11:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote: At 7/31/09 11:23 PM, FalanX wrote: We still have a lot to go through until we get old...Yeah... we'll probibly end up getting sucked into a third world war. Most of us will probably die.
Fuck that, I'll pretend I'm a quaker!
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:30 PM
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At 7/31/09 11:18 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: EX: Our Grandparents: I killed nazis and chinks in world war two! I fought commies in Korea and Vietnam!(All old people are racist). I fucked every Saigon whore I could get my hands on and burned down whole towns! Us as grandparents: I spent three weeks grinding in wow to get the dragon mount and only went outside three times in the summer when I was 17 for something besides chores. I killed orcs! I put thousands of dollars in a gaming pc THEN, that I use as a doorstop NOW that could have been used to start a bank account that would have made me a millionaire by the time I was 50. We are boring.
Are you kidding me? We overthrew countries to steal their shit, and then tortured them, and the only way they could fight back was to strap a bomb onto themselves and blow themselves up because we were such bad asses. There.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:31 PM
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"What was my childhood like, you ask? Well, I just spent all day surfing the internet for bizarre fetish porn, little billy."
"What's the internet, Grandpa?"
"Go to your room."
On second thought, I'll just talk about how assume Slip-N-Slides were...
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:34 PM
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At 7/31/09 11:30 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Are you kidding me? We overthrew countries to steal their shit, and then tortured them, and the only way they could fight back was to strap a bomb onto themselves and blow themselves up because we were such bad asses. There.
Too bad none of US are doing that >:|
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But that isn't cool Not a very fair fight. Imagine fighing the Nazis, who had much better tech then us, and in a conventional war. Much more brag worthy.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:35 PM
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:37 PM
Not every old person was in WW2 fighting Nazis.
And if all else fails, we can just talk about 9/11.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:38 PM
At 7/31/09 11:28 PM, SilverBells wrote: At 7/31/09 11:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote: At 7/31/09 11:23 PM, FalanX wrote: We still have a lot to go through until we get old...Yeah... we'll probibly end up getting sucked into a third world war. Most of us will probably die.Fuck that, I'll pretend I'm a quaker!
Technically I'm a Unitarian Universalist... so I could apply for Conscientious Objector and still have some ground to stand on.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:41 PM
At 7/31/09 11:38 PM, NeverHundred wrote:
Technically I'm a Unitarian Universalist
You're a what now?
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:44 PM
At 7/31/09 11:34 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: At 7/31/09 11:30 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Are you kidding me? We overthrew countries to steal their shit, and then tortured them, and the only way they could fight back was to strap a bomb onto themselves and blow themselves up because we were such bad asses. There.Too bad none of US are doing that >:|
There are a few members who claim to have basically fought the whole way singlehandedly.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:45 PM
At 7/31/09 11:41 PM, SilverBells wrote: At 7/31/09 11:38 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Technically I'm a Unitarian UniversalistYou're a what now?
uh... nothing... never mind.
Posted at: 7/31/09 11:53 PM
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At 7/31/09 11:37 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Not every old person was in WW2 fighting Nazis. And if all else fails, we can just talk about 9/11.
"I remember the terrorist bombings like it was yesterday Billy"
"Grandad, there were some terrorist bombings yesterday"
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:54 PM
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Well we do have the beginning of the internet to tell stories about.
The year was 96, A computer that could get on the internet cost your grandpa 5000 bucks! and we didnt have your fancy download able fantasy sexbots , we had to make due with motherfucking canoe.ca for our porn. and 5000 bucks could buy you a lot more then 10 bags of chips and a one use 2120p tv back then.
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:55 PM
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"young biilly, have you ever fucked a pile of shit when you were drunk?" "no grandpa" "that pile of shit was your grandma."
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:56 PM
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But hey if you live its a good story right HIGH FIVE
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Posted at: 7/31/09 11:59 PM
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I'll tell my kids how I ran through desert towns head shotting all those terrorists with my Five Sevn before they could arm the bomb. I'll tell them how I went undercover as a enemy solider and sapped sentries and backstabbed engineers. I'll tell my kids I freaking killed 7 people and my dogs killed another 4. Pffft, when I am old my grandkids will be praising me like a god.
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Posted at: 8/1/09 12:10 AM
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Just become senile and make shit up all the time.
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Posted at: 8/1/09 12:13 AM
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"Hey grandpa, why are you sleeping with that cyan haired action figure?"
"YOUR MOTHER WAS ADOPTED!"
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Posted at: 8/1/09 12:16 AM
At 7/31/09 11:55 PM, H-K-S wrote: "young biilly, have you ever fucked a pile of shit when you were drunk?" "no grandpa" "that pile of shit was your grandma."
I just did the most epic Phil Ken Sebben laugh because of that.
HA-HA!
Posted at: 8/1/09 12:19 AM
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I didn't know the Chinese were in World War II I thought it was the Japanese. Hmmm...
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Posted at: 8/1/09 12:22 AM
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At 8/1/09 12:16 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: At 7/31/09 11:55 PM, H-K-S wrote: "young biilly, have you ever fucked a pile of shit when you were drunk?" "no grandpa" "that pile of shit was your grandma."I just did the most epic Phil Ken Sebben laugh because of that. HA-HA!
Phil Ken Sebben/Stephen Colbert (who happened to be his voice actor). I wish I could one, damn it >:(
And yeah, we'll be pretty fuckin' boring...
Grandpa, what was is like when you were young? It was masturbating to cartoons fucking and making penis jokes, Billy! Those were the days...
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