What would you say on a phone prank

[ryanboy8]

Hehe.
I would say

"This is Screamer. You have 7 days to get me my pack of cigerates or I will kill you."
In a deep voice that sounds like Death/Screamer.

[ryanboy8]

That would be a suckish Prank :P.

[physicsman09]

The best prank calls are the ones that are subtle and sound completely legitimate.

Such as;

This is doctor "Insert name" we got your test results back from the lab, apparently you have "inset funny disease."

Shit like that is funny, but only when you continue to play it, you have to be 100% sincere.

[tweekee]

Call a bunch of people and keep saying happy birthday untill i actually find someone who has a birthday today.

[ryanboy8]

At 7/31/09 03:41 PM, tweekee wrote: Call a bunch of people and keep saying happy birthday untill i actually find someone who has a birthday today.

Or just call like 50 random people and yell "HAAAPY BIRTHDAY MOOROON!" and then hang up :P.

[Eoewe]

Is your refrigerator running?

[stickmanslicerguy]

Flush the toilet. Hang up.

[jinxworld70]

7 Days.

[Fluffington]

*in a drunk voice* "Jenny? Yeah, I just want to tell you that I don't love you anymore, you bitch! I mean, when are you going to put out? like... I KNOW IT'S YOU JENNY! I mean, I cleaned your dad's diaper for fucks sakes, do you know how disgusting that feels? And I mean, why does your cat look like he wants to have sex with me? Huh? Is it because he feels sorry for me because you wouldn't even take off your bra? DON'T YOU HANG UP YOU FUCKING BITCH! I SWEAR TO GOD- *loud crashing noise*

[physicsman09]

At 7/31/09 03:59 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Funny stuff.

That's actually pretty good, providing they don't call the cops.