My friend was productive today...

[TheGodfather]

So at around nine today I woke up to my friend Vincent asking me to come over and chill with him and learn a few new songs on guitar. So after a few hours of getting up and showering (slowly as ever) I walk over to his house.

I barge in the door (which is normal for me and him to do) and I hear his mother screaming at him and his little brother upstairs crying his eyes out. Okay... already a bad sign for me. So I turn around and sneak out and ring the doorbell not trying to make it seem like I have a clue what's going on. His mother answers the door, "I'm sorry Jayson, Vincent can't play today (lol what a mom) he's in serious trouble." "Oh that's okay Mrs. Bradley. I'm sorry if I came at a bad time" I turn around and walk away quickly.

This is usually normal. Vincent and his mother fighting. But just a few minutes ago Vincent texted me... and after asking over 9000 times he cracked. "Dude, so just WHAT did you do? It's been over 12 hours since you last texted me" "Dude it's a long story but..." "Yeah?" "I killed my brother's little hamster." I chuckled, "He most likely killed it out of stupidity", I thought "Oh wow, so what did you do? Feed it too much?" "......" "Vince?" "I... kinda was mad at my brother, see while you took your time getting over here Kelin (or however you spell his brother's name) broke all the strings on my guitar." "... yeah?" "So I took his new hamster he got for his birthday" "... yeah?!" "And I stuck it in the oven and turned on AutoClean. My brother watching and crying in horror as the oven killed the thing"

Now AutoClean on his oven cooks anything at extremely high temperatures and locks the oven until the process is over. So there you have it. I really don't know what to say to him. That was a really low blow.

How does this make you feel Newgrounds?

TL; DR: My friend used an oven to kill his little brother's hamster. Your thoughts?

[Adio]

Animal Cruelty D:

[MultiCanimefan]

You didn't let it go to waste, did you?

[Armerad]

I've got to say, that was pretty bad on your friend's part, and I hope he has to buy his brother a new one.

[Emomudkip]

The poor hamster!! ;_;

[chi-master08]

Jesus, that's a little extreme even by my standards of revenge. Pretty fucked up.

[adamZX]

Search for threads before you post next time, this has been posted at least 20 times.

[TheGodfather]

At 7/31/09 02:41 AM, adamZX wrote: Search for threads before you post next time, this has been posted at least 20 times.

Umm... what? Are you fucking retarded? This happened TODAY. No copypasta.

[adamZX]

At 7/31/09 02:46 AM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 7/31/09 02:41 AM, adamZX wrote: Search for threads before you post next time, this has been posted at least 20 times.

Umm... what? Are you fucking retarded? This happened TODAY. No copypasta.

I took a poop today that doesn't mean there's not other threads about poop.

[PsychoticMind]

So you haven't told us yet, was it wasted? Or did you eat it?

[McZero]

Dont talk to him. If this was before I got a hamster, funny, but now, NOT SO MUCH.

[BrainlessDan]

Your friend has some serious anger problems.

[MexicanGun]

Holy fucking shit, man. I understand your friend was pissed at his brother, but he fucking went over the line.

That poor thing :(

[darkblackman]

I think your friend's one dark son of a bitch, and I like it.

His brother shouldn't have broken the strings on his guitar. Simple.

[theshadowwolf]

I'd do it... Guitar strings are kinda more expensive than some stupid hamster. IT was a good way to get revenge, and hilarious too.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

That's pretty messed up, killing an animal was a bit overreactive.

[auxtillery]

So let me get this straight. Brother snaps all of his guitar strings, so he kills in hamster. If you own a guitar, you must keep a spare set of strings lying around. Besides, if he didn't, a full set of guitar strings costs roughly around $10, depending on how good of quality, and installing them back onto the guitar takes no more that 5 mintues. Was the killing of a rodent worth not spending the 30 minutes (assuming he doesn't have any spare strings) and $15 buying and putting the strings back on?

[kikomannnn]

hey

FUCK YOUR FRIEND

FUCK EVERY SHITTY FUCKING GRAIN OF HIS BODY

TELL HIM THAT WHAT HE DID IS SO BEYOND FUCKED UP, YOU CAN NEVER SPEAK TO HIM GAIN

AND TELL HIM KIKOMANNNN IS GOING TO KILL HIM

do it

[wildface098]

At 7/31/09 02:36 AM, TheGodfather wrote: over 9000

what, there's no way that can be right!

[kaywire]

At 7/31/09 03:49 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: I'd do it... Guitar strings are kinda more expensive than some stupid hamster. IT was a good way to get revenge, and hilarious too.

Yea thing is , The strings arent alive and are therefore " IT " while the hamser is a He/she and alive....

Your freind should not have done that as the hamster is not an object that can break.
Its a living thing that had no choice on what was going to happen.

[TheGodfather]

Also note I've changed everyone's name here besides my own. And UPDATE!

My friend says it was "an accident". Yeah. I still don't know what to say.

Also; Bunny Thread >>> My Thread :(

[Icnatspeel]

I fail to see what your friend did was productive.

[TheGodfather]

At 7/31/09 04:25 AM, Icnatspeel wrote: I fail to see what your friend did was productive.

You don't understand sarcasm. But that's okay...

because you're an idiot.

[Joshy94]

Awh man. I thought he was going to curb stomp it and make it explode. Putting it in the oven is such a boring way to do it... :/

[Zexionz]

that... THATS HORRIBLE!

[wafflecake12]

Holy shit, that's Fucking intense dude, the angriest I have ever been made kick a soccer ball at someone.

[ReverendMayhem]

Honest to god I would have done the same in his situation. That hamster wouldn't of suffered in the same way the guitar strings did

[Sensationalism]

I have to admit, I was laughing out loud while reading that. Dude's really fucked up though, needs some serious fucking help. Shit man, best thing to do is just never piss him off!

[Upyourface]

At 7/31/09 02:38 AM, Adio wrote: Animal Cruelty D:

True, but i still found it hilarious!

[adminz]

At 7/31/09 02:47 AM, adamZX wrote:

At 7/31/09 02:46 AM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 7/31/09 02:41 AM, adamZX wrote: Search for threads before you post next time, this has been posted at least 20 times.

Umm... what? Are you fucking retarded? This happened TODAY. No copypasta.

I took a poop today that doesn't mean there's not other threads about poop.

The threads on newgrounds may seem alike, but they are different if they are not copypasta. Stop being a bitch and let his thread continue.