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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 04:20 PM Reply

i salute that kid. church is very boring at times, so im not surprised. but i wonder, what did the police do to capture him, spray him with pepper spray, tase him, or tackle him?


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 04:22 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 04:20 PM, solman219 wrote: what did the police do to capture him, spray him with pepper spray, tase him, or tackle him?

They simply said, "Cookies and milk anyone?" and he came running straight to them.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 04:27 PM Reply

I admire the kid's courage to actually go out and do that.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 04:29 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: What are your views on this bizarre event?

Some people don't enjoy church or religion?

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 04:44 PM Reply

After some considerationI think I should have re-named this thread:

World's Youngest Religious Extremist

It would be 10 times as popular then.

Oh well life goes on...

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:14 PM Reply

Looks like Jr. has had enough shit piled down his throat.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:19 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 04:20 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Thats sad that kid hates going to church that much...

You can't blame him for wanting to be brainwashed by religious bullshit, and eventually making him a zombie that BELIEVES in a zombie when he grows up.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:21 PM Reply

NOW it makes frontpage again. Would've been better if you put the age of the kid in the title because that's what most people would look for.

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:21 PM Reply

That kid's goin to hell.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:26 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: What are your views on this bizarre event?

It also made national news in Holland.
I laughed my ass off when I saw a little boy running out of the car after he drove it, in stead of a grown up person.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:29 PM Reply

Wow. What a fucking badass dude! Will he shoot someone because he wants to skip school? WHAT NEXT?!?!?!

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:35 PM Reply

At 7/31/09 01:21 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: NOW it makes frontpage again. Would've been better if you put the age of the kid in the title because that's what most people would look for.

Stop crying because you didn't see the thread and got yours locked. You can't even search for the number "7" because it's too short.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:40 PM Reply

Damn, I should have done the same thing when I was forced to go to church


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: This seven year old kid in Utah stole a car in order to get out of having to go to Church. It even made National news here in England. He must be the Anti-Christ or something...

I have a sense of deja vu...

I really don't know why, but that kid rules :P


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 02:09 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 02:59 PM, STEM wrote: If you lived in Utah, you'd probably do the same thing. Shit is so serious over there, it's the next Kansas. I applaud the kid for not killing himself yet. I've hung out with kids in suburban areas of Utah and know just how much they hate their parents for being so serious about making their kids mormons.

Holy fuck. When I watched the video I thought it was just some spoiled kid who didnt want to sit for half hour listening to some boring guy talk, I didn't know that he was doing it because it actually sucks that bad.

How badly do you think his dad beat him?


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 02:51 PM Reply

yay he an athiast

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 02:51 PM Reply

He seemed to be a better driver than the cop though.

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 02:57 PM Reply

Congratulations to him for avoiding church. I would have done the same if I were in his situation.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 02:59 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 02:59 PM, Fezz wrote: Psh, I don't blame the kid.

Me either. Church sucks.
I have one question though...how the f*ck did he even drive the thing?! He looks way too short...


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:03 PM Reply

He's just doing what it says to do in God's Divine Plan.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

I personally think he drove wuite well for a 7 tear old.


Just a thought...

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:09 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 03:00 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again?

'cause little shits need to learn someday.

Now that's what I'm talking about. You should be a preacher


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:10 PM Reply

If I were him I would of just hid in my closet.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 7/30/09 03:12 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:
It's not that he didn't go to church(im atheist) just that he stole a FUCKING CAR that's pretty bad for a seven year old, the only crime i committed was shoplifting and i was at least 12.

And i'm guessing that was this year?

har har, get it guys, i'm calling him a 12 year old
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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Jul. 31st, 2009 @ 03:26 PM Reply

At 7/31/09 03:07 PM, Upyourface wrote: Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father etc...

Nice job repeating text from a picture you found on 4chan.
But really, that's pretty awesome for a 7 year old.


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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 01:31 AM Reply

At 7/31/09 03:07 PM, Upyourface wrote: Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

I personally think he drove wuite well for a 7 tear old.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just post the picture instead of pretending you just now came up with it?

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 01:32 AM Reply

What a dumbass!

He should have drove it through the wall.
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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 01:37 AM Reply

I like how you guys generalize christianity and christians.

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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 01:41 AM Reply

Lol damn it's only an hour! Just read the song books and play out the songs as if they were metal songs.

yes i actually did that.
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Response to Kid Steals Car To Skip Church Aug. 1st, 2009 @ 01:42 AM Reply

At 8/1/09 01:37 AM, firecycle wrote: I like how you guys generalize christianity and christians.

Thats seriously how it is in the midwest.