After some considerationI think I should have re-named this thread:

World's Youngest Religious Extremist

It would be 10 times as popular then.

Oh well life goes on...

Looks like Jr. has had enough shit piled down his throat.

NOW it makes frontpage again. Would've been better if you put the age of the kid in the title because that's what most people would look for.

That kid's goin to hell.

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: What are your views on this bizarre event?

It also made national news in Holland.
I laughed my ass off when I saw a little boy running out of the car after he drove it, in stead of a grown up person.

Wow. What a fucking badass dude! Will he shoot someone because he wants to skip school? WHAT NEXT?!?!?!

Damn, I should have done the same thing when I was forced to go to church

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: This seven year old kid in Utah stole a car in order to get out of having to go to Church. It even made National news here in England. He must be the Anti-Christ or something...

I have a sense of deja vu...

I really don't know why, but that kid rules :P

yay he an athiast

He seemed to be a better driver than the cop though.

At 7/30/09 02:59 PM, Fezz wrote: Psh, I don't blame the kid.

Me either. Church sucks.
I have one question though...how the f*ck did he even drive the thing?! He looks way too short...

He's just doing what it says to do in God's Divine Plan.

Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

I personally think he drove wuite well for a 7 tear old.

At 7/30/09 03:00 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again?

'cause little shits need to learn someday.

Now that's what I'm talking about. You should be a preacher

If I were him I would of just hid in my closet.

At 7/30/09 03:12 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:

It's not that he didn't go to church(im atheist) just that he stole a FUCKING CAR that's pretty bad for a seven year old, the only crime i committed was shoplifting and i was at least 12.

And i'm guessing that was this year?

har har, get it guys, i'm calling him a 12 year old

At 7/31/09 03:07 PM, Upyourface wrote: Can you really blame him?
Afterall, church is just teaching people that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father etc...

Nice job repeating text from a picture you found on 4chan.
But really, that's pretty awesome for a 7 year old.

I like how you guys generalize christianity and christians.

Lol damn it's only an hour! Just read the song books and play out the songs as if they were metal songs.

yes i actually did that.

Wanting to get out of going to church: no problem, I sleep through church all the time. Probably not the best for the soul, but not a real problem.
Stealing a car: Hey, kid? When you're in the shower with Big Bubba, don't drop the soap! Oh, and God really doesn't like thieves that much either.

At 7/30/09 03:02 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote:

At 7/30/09 03:00 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again?

'cause little shits need to learn someday.

Well if he doesn't believe in God, why SHOULD he go? I mean seriously.

Because if he's that stupid he should learn to believe.

At 7/30/09 03:12 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:

It's not that he didn't go to church(im atheist) just that he stole a FUCKING CAR that's pretty bad for a seven year old, the only crime i committed was shoplifting and i was at least 12.

I honestly dont doubt too much that you are still 12.

That kid did something good. He shouldn't be forced to do what his parents tell him, or anyone for that matter. No one is born being any religion.

Wow, he drove and didn't crash at all?

Dang, I guess we all know how well he'll do when he goes through driver's test to gain his driver's.

Just seeing the title of this thread made me actually laugh out loud

ugh all of yer are ridiculous i thought this wasn't supposed to be a religious thread with positive effects coming out of it

That kid sure can drive!

I'll give that kid a cookie, and tell him good job.

this. kid. is. the. most. FUC KING AWESOME KID EVAR IN THE HISTORY OF THIS WEEK!!! kudos to him. though skipping church when its his religon... again, kudos! he doesn't deserve 4 days of being grounded. he deserves HIS OWN FERRARI!! and we hooked it up with 3 12 inch PLASMA SCREEN TV'S!! how cool izat?