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Posted at: 7/30/09 02:56 PM
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This seven year old kid in Utah stole a car in order to get out of having to go to Church. It even made National news here in England. He must be the Anti-Christ or something...
Here's the link to the story.
What are your views on this bizarre event?
Posted at: 7/30/09 02:57 PM
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Omg that's sin and he's gonna go to hell because hes a very bad boy!!!1
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Posted at: 7/30/09 02:59 PM
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Psh, I don't blame the kid.
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If you lived in Utah, you'd probably do the same thing. Shit is so serious over there, it's the next Kansas. I applaud the kid for not killing himself yet. I've hung out with kids in suburban areas of Utah and know just how much they hate their parents for being so serious about making their kids mormons.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:00 PM
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Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again?
'cause little shits need to learn someday.
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lol, I like that kid.
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God told the kid to do it as yet another way of fucking around with priests.
How shit must your God be if he lets a 7 year old nick a car just so he doesn't have to hear you read a book?
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:02 PM
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At 7/30/09 03:00 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again? 'cause little shits need to learn someday.
Well if he doesn't believe in God, why SHOULD he go? I mean seriously.
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BURN HIM TO THE GROUND!
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:04 PM
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Hey, whatever it takes to get out of church. Personally I think he shouldn't be forced to go if he doesn't want to, it's his personal choice if he wants to be a part of a certain religion.
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Why especially would you do it outside a church. Saw byebye to hevan my siner.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:06 PM
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At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: This seven year old kid in Utah stole a car in order to get out of having to go to Church. It even made National news here in England. He must be the Anti-Christ or something... Here's the link to the story. What are your views on this bizarre event?
Maybe the priest was pedophile...
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At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: He must be the Anti-Christ or something...
I was all set to not give a shit about this thread. Then you gave me a pretty good laugh.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:12 PM
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At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: What are your views on this bizarre event?
That kid is getting laid tonight.
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At 7/30/09 03:02 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: At 7/30/09 03:00 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Okay what the fuck, surely this should be the catalyst to make it so that parents can beat their children again? 'cause little shits need to learn someday.Well if he doesn't believe in God, why SHOULD he go? I mean seriously.
It's not that he didn't go to church(im atheist) just that he stole a FUCKING CAR that's pretty bad for a seven year old, the only crime i committed was shoplifting and i was at least 12.
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Church is boring, I don't blame the kid for going to desperate measure to get out.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:13 PM
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LOL i hope that kids happy
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:28 PM
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Dumb kid should have driven the car through the church, say hes the second coming of jesus, those terrorist commies over there would buy it.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:29 PM
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Can't wait till he confesses
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:30 PM
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That kid is now my hero.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:31 PM
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I don't think he should have stole a car, but I side with him on not going to church, that shit is boring as fuck.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:34 PM
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Lol,this made me laugh somehow. But Iexpected a more exciting chase after the kid. Like 4 stars in GTA.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 03:36 PM
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Driving at 7? Pretty Impressive.
Posted at: 7/30/09 03:59 PM
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He could have just put in some headphones to drown out that bullshit.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 04:02 PM
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Oh please I could've done that to get out of church
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Posted at: 7/30/09 04:04 PM
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At 7/30/09 03:36 PM, Master117chief wrote: Driving at 7? Pretty Impressive.
7 seems to be the magic number nowadays. All the child prodigies seem to be seven. It's pretty freaky. I bet if there was an eight year old prodigy now, everyone would be like, " You're a bit late to the game ain't ya?".
Posted at: 7/30/09 04:05 PM
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Wow I heard that on the radio yesterday, insane.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
Posted at: 7/30/09 04:11 PM
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Looks like the church wasn't giving him the moral guidance it prides itself with.
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Posted at: 7/30/09 04:19 PM
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And he didn't crash. That is pretty damn impressive. I do have to agree that church is fucking boring, especially since religion isn't my thing. I'd go into a church and yell "I'M AN ATHEIST/SATANIST!" just because I could.
Plus if I were in Utah, fuck that, I'm keeping my religious views neutral (Satanism and Black Jesus).
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