Uhh.. Put it back in the box, back where the box was, then drink so much you forget it EVER happened.
.Learn by heart the greater part of them, lest they be altered.
At 7/31/09 06:32 AM, Funzo123 wrote: Uhh.. Put it in your mouth, crawl under his bed, then drink from it so much you NEVER forget it EVER happened.
Fixed.
ORLY?
At least clean that thing so that he gets a clean "fuck" every time.
At 7/31/09 06:24 AM, MrQnix wrote: Use gloves you dumb-shit, you now have cum all over your hands.
no shit right?! ugh.
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At 7/29/09 10:32 PM, TOEZ wrote:
Also, isn't there like an "eject" button on those?
Lmfao
Get off my lawn, you filthy leprechan! >:|
At 7/31/09 06:50 AM, JustAnotherUser wrote: Sell it on ebay.
something tells me that a used pocket pussy isn't exactly gonna be in too much demand from "e-consumers"
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my 3rd every photoshop below
This is not NSFW.
I demand NSFW materials.
Deliver.
At 7/29/09 10:26 PM, Guest8792 wrote: [NOTICE: NSFW material]
"WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT THAT THING IS A BLESSING!"
just like fucking a chick, they've been used before, grow up and use it.
At 7/31/09 08:53 AM, Sexylegs wrote: This is not NSFW.
I demand NSFW materials.
Deliver.
you have no idea what kind of hell horny teenagers can bring you... *grabs taser*
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At 7/31/09 04:23 AM, Kieran-s wrote: Replace it with a normal flashlight.
Exactly what I was going to say!
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
You should steal it from him and blackmail him with it for the lulz.
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
At 7/31/09 04:53 AM, daniel123297 wrote: What's a fleshlight. Seriously.
Never heard of one.
A fleshlight is a sex toy that is shaped like a flashlight so you can easily fit it over ur dick and move it back and forth simulating sex. Oh, yeah and the top is shaped to feel like a vagina.
I think the better question is WHY THE FUCK DID YOUR BRO NOT CLEAN IT.
Like, he just used it over and over without cleaning it?
YUCK
At 8/20/09 07:41 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I think the better question is WHY THE FUCK DID YOUR BRO NOT CLEAN IT.
Like, he just used it over and over without cleaning it?
YUCK
I don't think you understand how hard it is to scoop out all the semen from there
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At 7/29/09 10:26 PM, Guest8792 wrote: A small amount of thick liquid dripped out of the opening and landed on my shorts. An extremely foul aroma came from it. I looked at it for about 5 seconds and it came to me.
That is some fucked up shit. You got your brothers old smelly jizz all over your shorts. I would not be able to live that down.
this is all just an elaborate add for the DS-i.....
Stay Pretty,
Creamsoda
Wow, that looks...weird o.O
Also, your brother is really dirty lol ;)
Hi
At 7/29/09 10:26 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I looked at it for about 5 seconds and it came to me.
Indeed it did.
I Lol'ed so hard when I saw that pic xD
Ive never heard of a fleshlight before.
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