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... And I found a... Fleshlight...

Well, here's the whole story anyways...

I was looking for my Digital Camera because I wanted to take it to my trip to San Francisco (topic here) and I remembered he stored it under his bed. While I was looking frantically for it I noticed a shoebox in the farthest corner of his bed. Thinking that was the box, I pulled it out from under and looked inside.

I noticed what was to me a giant flashlight, with some extremely crusty underwear under it. I simply thought battery acid was leaking from it, so I thought I would throw it away. I picked it up, and for some reason, I decided to remove the cap above it.

A small amount of thick liquid dripped out of the opening and landed on my shorts. An extremely foul aroma came from it. I looked at it for about 5 seconds and it came to me.

I dropped the repulsive Fleshlight into the box and shoved it under my bro's bed. I know your going to say "WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT THAT THING IS A BLESSING!" It's already been used. Would you use a Fleshlight filled with the jizz of another person?

It's not really that big of a deal, but I just invaded my bro's privacy. If you knew him, you would have thought the last thing he would have under his bed is a sex toy. Well, whatever, men need their personal time I guess.

Here's da pic, sorry I had to take it using my DS-i, couldn't find my camera:

Run that shit through the dishwasher!

Why are you still holding it?

And why does anyone care?

This is going to be a long thread.
Also, keep this in mind, stealing is a sin. ;D

hahaha you got cum on ya. hot damn man if i were you id use it as dirt on him so if he catches you wanking tell him you know about the fleshlight

At 7/29/09 10:26 PM, Guest8792 wrote:

Would you use a Fleshlight filled with the jizz of another person?

Yes actually.

Well that sucks. I'm sure i would be extremely creeped out if I found out my brother had one of those under his bed. Did you ever find the camera?

At 7/29/09 10:28 PM, TheThing wrote: Why are you still holding it?

And why does anyone care?

We don't see this everyday.

At 7/29/09 10:27 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Run that shit through the dishwasher!

And send it to me!

At 7/29/09 10:30 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: We don't see this everyday.

Well some of us at least.

Why are you holding that with your bare hands? And is there any particular reason you enjoy invading your brother's privacy? I'm sure you have a lot worse saved in your browsing history.

Congratulations. You've come to realize that your brother's hit maturity before you.

Also, isn't there like an "eject" button on those? You know, to clean it out if it gets too full? Or does it naturally dry up and make the inner layer that acts as a lubricant? Because that just sounds crazy.

Ewww, why are you touching it, man?

Just leave that shit be, and go ask him when he's available about the whereabouts of your camera.

At 7/29/09 10:32 PM, reveihca wrote:

At 7/29/09 10:30 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: We don't see this everyday.

And is there any particular reason you enjoy invading your brother's privacy?

If you would have read, he said he did it to see if his camera was under there.

At 7/29/09 10:34 PM, Blush wrote: If you would have read, he said he did it to see if his camera was under there.

And in the process of looking for his camera he decided it would be perfectly appropriate to take some pics of his brothers little fuck toy... ?

at the dinner table with whole family
"So why is there a fleshlight under your bed?"

I hope you changed your shorts after that.

At 7/29/09 10:37 PM, STEM wrote: at the dinner table with whole family
"So why is there a fleshlight under your bed?"

reply "so why did you use before i did"
dad says" sorry that was me"
mom goes "WHAT!"
dad calmly say" it let me do my way"

comdy fetish has been done and i feel great.

oh WTF, cmon man...

atleast hide the cum dude xD

I say blackmail his ass. I mean now you can get almost anything from him.

WTF...... It seems painful....

fill it with pepperspray and hide a video camera in his room
then post the video here

You guys know the OP is having a run with that shit himself.

ds-i has a camera?

keep the fleshlight and leave a note in the box saying "I know"

At 7/29/09 10:58 PM, ragingfred wrote: keep the fleshlight and leave a note in the box saying "I know"

Nothing more arousing than knowing your brother is watching you fap.

LOL. Did you leave the lid off of it? You should, it would freak him out, and there's no way he would ever confront you about it.

At 7/29/09 10:54 PM, IoIwut wrote: It remins me of this for some reason.

You disgust me.

At 7/29/09 10:54 PM, IoIwut wrote: It remins me of this for some reason.

They have nothing to do eachother, and post a NSFW with it next time.
Anyways, what kind of sick bastard doesn't bother to wash his sex toy and keeps jizz-stained underwear under his bed?

He should be more hygienic.

Go give it a try!

are sex toys really nsfw?

Did you know that they sell Fleshlights molded after different pornstars vagina's? There's one molded from Tera Patrick's vagina! NSFW!