100 Reasons to be a Newgrounder

[Makeshift]

I have a feeling someone has done this before (or something like it)

I'm going to make a list of 100 Reasons to be a Newgrounds, or 100 Reasons to sign up to newgrounds.

so name as many things as you want and I will put the one's that people right down the most closer to the top.

Then in a couple days I'll post the final results.

And we'll see what newgrounds thinks is so good about being a Newgrounder

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... so on ...

i don't expect this to be taken seriously...

[M0ng0li4nb100d]

1.Because You probably don't have anything better to do

[DannyIsOnFire]

2. We get all the girls we get ALL the girls.

[Echo-Konosko]

2.Cock Jokes!

[TheTrooper5]

4) The hillarity of dickneck

[DannyIsOnFire]

At 7/28/09 11:57 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: 2. We get all the girls we get ALL the girls.

At 7/28/09 11:57 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: 2.Cock Jokes!

4. Improve your number sequences.

[Elroy]

At 7/28/09 11:56 AM, Makeshift wrote:

I have a feeling someone has done this before (or something like it)

I'm going to make a list of 100 Reasons to be a Newgrounds, or 100 Reasons to sign up to newgrounds.

so name as many things as you want and I will put the one's that people right down the most closer to the top.

Then in a couple days I'll post the final results.

And we'll see what newgrounds thinks is so good about being a Newgrounder

1.

You get to belong to one of the most unique forums on the web.

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You get the ability to submit flash, audio, and art.

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You can write reviews.

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You can have voting power, and earn Blam and Protect points

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You can bear witness to the silly antics of the mods.

Thats all I've got off the top of my head. I'll try and write down more later.

[Yhtomit]

6) (Accounting for how someone'll post before me) The funny threads on the BBS.

[platypuspwn]

6. We're all assholes here, Feel welcomed!

[andhination]

# : You learn to be a dick on the internet

[Blush]

7. there's a lot of neat things you learn on the forums

+1

[Earthshine]

At 7/28/09 12:05 PM, Blush wrote: 7. there's a lot of neat things you learn on the forums

+1

8. The ability to lie.

[TheSilverGuitar]

# : ULTRABEAR.

[Excursius]

1 we have cookies (and not the kind you eat)
2 cock jokes
3 nothing better
4 one of our mods is an assassin
5 because wade posts funny shit about worms sexing or chicken penises
6 because we're better than 4chan
7 we all have the sense of humor of a fourth grader.
8 because we don't want you, thus you must join
9 we have cockjokes
10 BOOBS
11 WE CAN POST IN CAPS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
12 the mods are almost all related, and are gay together. (wink)
13 cockjokes
14 we are the first internet portal and still are
15 general fourms are the penis of NG
16 NG is the penis of the internet
17 we are
18 cockjokes
19 flash portal
20 mature section

that's all for now.

[Jonners]

At 7/28/09 12:00 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: 4) The hillarity of dickneck

At 7/28/09 12:01 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: 4. Improve your number sequences.

Oh, the Irony!

[ChocEliteBar]

#: Your attitude towards others may or may not improve.

[Mrputter]

22) Because it's fun to write abusive reviews to idiots

:D

[Excursius]

At 7/28/09 12:08 PM, Excursius wrote: 1 we have cookies (and not the kind you eat)
2 cock jokes
3 nothing better
4 one of our mods is an assassin
5 because wade posts funny shit about worms sexing or chicken penises
6 because we're better than 4chan
7 we all have the sense of humor of a fourth grader.
8 because we don't want you, thus you must join
9 we have cockjokes
10 BOOBS
11 WE CAN POST IN CAPS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
12 the mods are almost all related, and are gay together. (wink)
13 cockjokes
14 we are the first internet portal and still are
15 general fourms are the penis of NG
16 NG is the penis of the internet
17 we are
18 cockjokes
19 flash portal
20 mature section

21 boobs
22 the mods rule
23 Poozy and you know it.
24 cockjokes
25 we made the 'you shouldof raped her' meme
26 because you should have raped her
27 you get to use cool emoticons.
28 the spam here is funny as shit
29 dickneck
30 we're all obsessed with the penis
31 rig saved a school from fire. now NG is cool for that.
32 breasts
33 bitchez an hoez brah
34 mature section
35 for the sake of epic lulz
36 purple drank
37 boobs
38 cockjokes
39 for a good time *winkity*
40 POOZAY

[GuitarrMaster92]

#To get up in the morning abel to say atleast I can do something

[DannyIsOnFire]

At 7/28/09 12:10 PM, Jonners wrote:

At 7/28/09 12:00 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: 4) The hillarity of dickneck

At 7/28/09 12:01 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: 4. Improve your number sequences.

Oh, the Irony!

I lol'd to myself after posting :)

[aquaticmole]

100: Gives youu a reason to kill yourself.

[UndergroundOnly]

100. cause of the rah rah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94eydk0b XE&feature=PlayList&p=122203048F0D1389&p laynext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=16

[norcemastero]

52. You probably were shit faced when creating your account

[MudkipsPiano]

23) So you can turn gay, no more dealing with girls.

[powerfuldude]

1 Jade's mighty cock

[Scuzzfest]

#) Meetups filled with faggotry and shenanigans.

[aquaticmole]

At 7/28/09 12:18 PM, Excursius wrote

22 the mods rule

no.

23 Poozy and you know it.

double no.

[platypuspwn]

At 7/28/09 12:18 PM, Excursius wrote:

At 7/28/09 12:08 PM, Excursius wrote: 1 we have cookies (and not the kind you eat)
2 cock jokes
3 nothing better
4 one of our mods is an assassin
5 because wade posts funny shit about worms sexing or chicken penises
6 because we're better than 4chan
7 we all have the sense of humor of a fourth grader.
8 because we don't want you, thus you must join
9 we have cockjokes
10 BOOBS
11 WE CAN POST IN CAPS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
12 the mods are almost all related, and are gay together. (wink)
13 cockjokes
14 we are the first internet portal and still are
15 general fourms are the penis of NG
16 NG is the penis of the internet
17 we are
18 cockjokes
19 flash portal
20 mature section

21 boobs
22 the mods rule
23 Poozy and you know it.
24 cockjokes
25 we made the 'you shouldof raped her' meme
26 because you should have raped her
27 you get to use cool emoticons.
28 the spam here is funny as shit
29 dickneck
30 we're all obsessed with the penis
31 rig saved a school from fire. now NG is cool for that.
32 breasts
33 bitchez an hoez brah
34 mature section
35 for the sake of epic lulz
36 purple drank
37 boobs
38 cockjokes
39 for a good time *winkity*
40 POOZAY

41 LEMON DRANK
42 ITS GODDAMN LENNY BITCH
43 Platypuspwn is here
44 WE HAVE TOM MOTHAFUCKIN FULP
45 Bigbadron's old posts
46 cock jokes
47 splash attacks
48 NUMA NUMA HEY
49 cock jokes
50 all your base belongs to us
51 strawberryclock
52 all of the clocks
53 cockjokes
54 we can make fun of rig, AND HE CANT BAN US
55 It's fun to insult undergroundonly
56. Wadefulp
57 cockjokes
58 AGNRY FAIC
59 forums
60 we make most things that are on Youtube.

[Tribalfusion-X]

1. To get banned and deliver a certain group of immature adults the pleasure they desire.

[Excursius]

At 7/28/09 12:26 PM, platypuspwn wrote:

At 7/28/09 12:18 PM, Excursius wrote:

At 7/28/09 12:08 PM, Excursius wrote: 1 we have cookies (and not the kind you eat)
2 cock jokes
3 nothing better
4 one of our mods is an assassin
5 because wade posts funny shit about worms sexing or chicken penises
6 because we're better than 4chan
7 we all have the sense of humor of a fourth grader.
8 because we don't want you, thus you must join
9 we have cockjokes
10 BOOBS
11 WE CAN POST IN CAPS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
12 the mods are almost all related, and are gay together. (wink)
13 cockjokes
14 we are the first internet portal and still are
15 general fourms are the penis of NG
16 NG is the penis of the internet
17 we are
18 cockjokes
19 flash portal
20 mature section

21 boobs
22 the mods rule
23 Poozy and you know it.
24 cockjokes
25 we made the 'you shouldof raped her' meme
26 because you should have raped her
27 you get to use cool emoticons.
28 the spam here is funny as shit
29 dickneck
30 we're all obsessed with the penis
31 rig saved a school from fire. now NG is cool for that.
32 breasts
33 bitchez an hoez brah
34 mature section
35 for the sake of epic lulz
36 purple drank
37 boobs
38 cockjokes
39 for a good time *winkity*
40 POOZAY

41 LEMON DRANK
42 ITS GODDAMN LENNY BITCH
43 Platypuspwn is here
44 WE HAVE TOM MOTHAFUCKIN FULP
45 Bigbadron's old posts
46 cock jokes
47 splash attacks
48 NUMA NUMA HEY
49 cock jokes
50 all your base belongs to us
51 strawberryclock
52 all of the clocks
53 cockjokes
54 we can make fun of rig, AND HE CANT BAN US
55 It's fun to insult undergroundonly
56. Wadefulp
57 cockjokes
58 AGNRY FAIC
59 forums
60 we make most things that are on Youtube.
61 a female mod has a penis o.O
62 boobs
63 zone sama.
64 cockjokes
65 breastuses
66 you want to be raped
67 we want to rape you
68 you just got raped
69 rape jokes
70 boobs