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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:43 AM

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Okay so me and my friends are chilling at my house, playing some viva pinata 2, TROUBLE IN PARADISE, when I get a call from another friend of mine who is on his way over with a few extra controllers so we can co-op some mothafuckin castle crashers. I run down to meet him, leaving my friends here, TRUSTING them to be in my house!!!

I come back to discover the image below on my wall, in super duper permenant pen, I can supply a picture of that too if required, to help in solving my problem. They've also drizzled body lotion down the crack. Dicks.

Yeah, any idea on how to get this shit off? I've tried soap, paint thinner, and rubbing alcohol so far. Nothing is fucking workling.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:44 AM

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this is got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a while...
but yeah, sell them out to their parents...

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:44 AM

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Thats the type of shit that freinds are supposed to do to one another.

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Paint over it. Surprise your parents with a freshly painted wall!

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:44 AM

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That's some good art.
You should introduce them to the Art Portal.

Also, learn jujitsu and kick their monkey asses.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:46 AM

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heres what you do.

NEVER EVER PLAY VIVA PINATA!

thats your karma. you played a horrible game. you get to stare at pussy on the wall.

not that that is a bad thing...

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At 7/28/09 01:44 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Thats the type of shit that freinds are supposed to do to one another.

what kind of friends did/do you have?!

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THE PORK MAN HAS RETURNED

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Okay, my parents are downstairs, who knows when they're gonna come up. I need ideas fast. Painting over it is not an option becase my walls aren't painted, and i do not have that ammount of paint or enough time to go obtain it and paint my whole goddamn room.


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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:50 AM

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that is just too funny... got a poster or a picture of some sort to cover most of it up? ... on the edge it looks like you have your tv cabinet... scoot that over?


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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:51 AM

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I think after you resovle that problem ( sorry i dont have any suggestions on how to remove the marker ink) you should definately think about some PAYBACK. Think BIG my friend. GL

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:52 AM

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are they big juicy dicks?

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Get a crayon/marker that comes close to your wall color and go over it.
Not a permanent solution,But it should work for now... Or try taking a poster on your room and putting it over that.

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put a poster on top of it

Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 01:54 AM

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Wait get that black marker and go over that shit! Better for your parents to see that.

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At 7/28/09 01:47 AM, MissingNYC wrote: what kind of friends did/do you have?!

My friends are crazy. Lets just leave it at that.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:02 AM

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I doubt it works on a wall, but dry-erase markers can typically erase permanent markers.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:03 AM

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Get a planer and scrape the wood of your wall. A sledgehammer works too.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:05 AM

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Have you tried using paint?

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:10 AM

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You should try to disguise it as a drawing of a tree or something.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:16 AM

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I hear warm sperm works wonders.

Or you could y'know write over it.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:18 AM

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i think his parents saw it


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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:20 AM

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Scribble the fuck outta it. It works wonders when you use the simplest solutions...

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:21 AM

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Body lotion? That's JIZZ dude!

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Haha! That's awesome. I wish my friends were that brilliant.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:24 AM

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Hardware shops sell bottles of solvent that gets permanent ink off.

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One of the funniest things ive seen in a while..

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:40 AM

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Pics or it didn't happen!

oh wait...

Anyway, if your wall is that skanky it deserves a skank drawn on it, it looks like the wall of a public toilet with some perv's graffiti on it.

Kudos to your friends drawing skills

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Posted at: 7/28/09 02:42 AM

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Just put a poster on it then take off the poster when you want to fap to it.

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Posted at: 7/28/09 03:18 AM

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Heres what you do.
You go to there houses... One by one, and you replace every shampoo bottle with hair remover. =P
That should teach them


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