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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsAt 7/27/09 02:03 PM, speeling wrote:Funniest User
theSouthernTower
Biggest Attention Whore
Gothclawz.
Drama Queen
Gothclawz again.
Never Logs Off
Gagsy I walways see her
I Miss Yew
Dry-Ice. Haven't seen him in a couple months.
Best Artist
[abstain
Master Creator
Elios
Rookie of the Half Year
abstained
Most Improved
Rucklo.
Biggest Spammer
dmansland
Most Overrated
Twilight.
Most Underrated
Can't vote for me so....Poozy
Best Thread
GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD
Worst Moderator
Malachy.
Best Moderator
Zerok
Worst Poster
dmansland
Best Poster
DOBIO! kidding [abstain]
Well.
Shit.
Funniest User
FUNKbrs. I love his hate-filled bullshit.
Biggest Attention Whore
After the last one, I pushed for attention whore for the next one.
SimonBirch. I'll get it at the end of the year.
Drama Queen
Shaddap RK.
Never Logs Off
THEJamoke is always on.
I Miss Yew
WeHaveFreshCookies. I might follow in his footsteps one day.
Best Artist
THEJamoke and his photoshops.
Master Creator
FUNKbrs, his shit kicks ass.
Rookie of the Half Year
Dunno, I never seen one that was huge and that I liked.
Most Improved
Biggest Spammer
TehSlapHappy and his shit.
Most Overrated
TehSlapHappy, his bullshit gets tons of pages because he's black.
Most Underrated
Laughingbox.
Best Thread
Open Discussion (Puppets) was great.
Worst Moderator
Sanjay, he's never on now.
Best Moderator
THEJamoke, he's been keeping the place awesome.
Worst Poster
thelittleemo
Best Poster
ThoseSneakyFrench.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Funniest User
Oliver "Lagamuffin" "Carlton Banks" Smith
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93, of course
Drama Queen
TomFulp
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
N/A
Best Artist
MindChamber
Master Creator
N/A
Rookie of the Half Year
KartoTolmex
Most Improved
N/A
Biggest Spammer
Twilight
Most Overrated
TehSlapHappy
Most Underrated
N.A
Best Thread
NG Gamerscore Leaderboard
Worst Moderator
Transformer
Best Moderator
Malachy. Banned me more than anyone.
Worst Poster
Ughanation
Best Poster
Scarab
There should be a best or funniest sig award.
Funniest User
poozy
Biggest Attention Whore
tehslaphappy
Drama Queen
mercatormap lol
Never Logs Off
gagsy
Best Artist
ornery
Master Creator
jamoke
Most Improved
davidzx
Biggest Spammer
ngfan7
Most Overrated
tehslaphappy, he's gonna hate me lol
Most Underrated
sensationalsim
Best Thread
monocle photoshop thread lol
Worst Moderator
jamoke, i liked him better when he was a normal user :(
Best Moderator
poozy
Worst Poster
ngman7
Best Poster
CAST.
Funniest User
Twilight's pretty funny
Biggest Attention Whore
citriqsquid
Drama Queen
no clue
Never Logs Off
gagsy
I Miss Yew
pimp
Best Artist
illwillpress
Master Creator
elios
Rookie of the Half Year
n/a
Most Improved
no clue
Biggest Spammer
i dont pay enough attention :(
Most Overrated
Jade
Most Underrated
Elios
Best Thread
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1084 441
Worst Moderator
ultrabear
Best Moderator
gooch
Worst Poster
dunno
Best Poster
idiot-finder
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Sig By Xeno.
Formerly known as MissingNYC
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: CATEGORIES
Funniest User
THEJamoke
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93
Drama Queen
DarknessDweller
Never Logs Off
absent
(lol)
I Miss Yew
ChristmasRaptor <3 <3 <3
Best Artist
chrisorosco
Master Creator
Elios
Rookie of the Half Year
Error 404
user not found.
Most Improved
Matt2k8
Biggest Spammer
STEM
After the thread about pineapples, I just don't know him anymore...
Most Overrated
Techno
Most Underrated
EpicFail
Best Thread
Newgrounds Computer Case
Worst Moderator
Malachy
Best Moderator
Eyelovepoozy
Worst Poster
Lagamuffin
Best Poster
Fro
That's pretty much it. Good luck to all, and think carefully about your nominations.
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
Funniest User
Eyelovepoozy
Biggest Attention Whore
Gothclawz.
Drama Queen
Chat-Man
Never Logs Off
1122335 or something like that
I Miss Yew
I'm new so...yeah
Best Artist
HotDiggedyDemon
Master Creator
PhyscoGoldfish
Rookie of the Half Year
I don't know really.
Most Improved
n0v3ratu
Biggest Spammer
Don't know
Most Overrated
Twilight
Most Underrated
STEM
Best Thread
Draw the Person Above you art forum thread
Worst Moderator
None..I only know a few.
Best Moderator
STEM
Worst Poster
Chat-Man
Best Poster
Don't know
Stick dicks in shits and spit licks.
Funniest User
- What can I say? Nig makes me laugh.
Biggest Attention Whore
- LOLOLOL ARSON
Drama Queen
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Never Logs Off
- She's on here waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
I Miss Yew
- He needs to come back.
Best Artist
ReNaeNae.
- I love her, and her art. :D
Master Creator
- Even with the modship, he still got it.
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
- No '09ers really 'WOW'd me yet.
Most Improved
- Because I didn't know who to put. LOLOL GET IT?
Biggest Spammer
- loldicks.
Most Overrated
- He's a cool dude, his threads are just mehh..
Most Underrated
- Why isn't he a mod yet?
Best Thread
N/A
-I don't feel like searching for it
Worst Moderator
- What the fuck has he/she done?
Best Moderator
- Yep, he sure is the best.
Worst Poster
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Best Poster
- My dad is the best.
/nominees
Hopefully this post won't come out as shit.
/dicksucking
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
Funniest User
-RKThrilla
Biggest Attention Whore
-Burnzoid
Drama Queen
-Davidzx
Never Logs Off
-Gagsy
I Miss Yew
-Dry-Ice
Best Artist
-ninetailedfoxdemon, my gf
Master Creator
- Elios, without a doubt.
Rookie of the Half Year
-Obliged to say KrevZabijak. <3
Most Improved
-abstain
Biggest Spammer
-karlkoolkid199b
Most Overrated
-abstain
Most Underrated
-Lizzardis
Best Thread
-Dickneck, no doubt.
Worst Moderator
-Malachy
Best Moderator
-Dry-Ice
Worst Poster
-karlkoolkid1999b
Best Poster
Scarab
Funniest User
Williwowza
Biggest Attention Whore
Gothclawz
Drama Queen
MercatorMap
Never Logs Off
JadeTheAssasin
I Miss Yew
Williwowza
Best Artist
Luis
Master Creator
Elios
Rookie of the Half Year
KrevZabijak
Most Improved
Twilight
Biggest Spammer
Rucklo, but in a good way.
Most Overrated
FUNKbrs
Most Underrated
NeverHundred
Best Thread
Dickneck
Worst Moderator
Malachy
Best Moderator
36Holla
Worst Poster
reveihca
Best Poster
InsertFunnyUsername
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
Funniest User
MadCow
I truly belive this is the last sane person on NG
Biggest Attention Whore
Elios
Few people are this masturbatory about their ego.
Drama Queen
Davidzx
While its possible he is too clueless to realize what he is doing, he takes shit way way to seriously.
Never Logs Off
EyeLovePoozy
Seems to be more than anyone else I can think of.
I Miss Yew
Moloko
Havent seen her around in ages
Best Artist
Sucho
Was a hard desicion with so many good ones on the site, but I think this guy deserves it.
Master Creator
Jamoke
Actually puts thought into what he makes as opposed to everyone else who does it on a whim.
Rookie of the Half Year
Been a shit year so far so nobody.
Most Improved
N/A
Biggest Spammer
TheZach
Never made a legit post in his life.
Most Overrated
Elios
Never makes a good thread, sucks dick at photo-editing (get PS already), and has the sense of humor that even a 4th grader would find juvenile and predictable.
Most Underrated
Timmy
Pay him more attention
Best Thread
This one is one for the history books
Worst Moderator
The ones I would have nominated aren't mods anymore.
Best Moderator
Ultrabear
Because he is a fucking Ultra fucking Bear for fucks sake.
Worst Poster
WeHaveFreshCookies
Every post of his is so mind numbingly retarded that even kids with "special needs" would be offended.
Best Poster
36Holla
Not a bad post in that mans repertoire.
Funniest User
I would have to say.....POXPOWER
Biggest Attention Whore
hmm, maybe GOTHCLAWZ
Drama Queen
I think its MERCATORMAP
Never Logs Off
Its GAGSY without a doubt
I Miss Yew
Williwowza
Best Artist
Luis
Master Creator
ELIOS
Rookie of the Half Year
Skip. Dunno any 09ers
Most Improved
Skip.
Biggest Spammer
REDFIELD95
Most Overrated
TWILIGHT
Most Underrated
Skip
Best Thread
Worst Moderator
SWAIN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!
Best Moderator
SANJAY <3
Worst Poster
MISSINGNYC
Best Poster
TECHNO
Don't be afraid of failure.
Funniest User
THEJamoke. I think he changed his username to just Jamoke, didn't he?
Biggest Attention Whore
TheSouthernTower. Can't forget the Dickneck thread.
Drama Queen
Twilight
Never Logs Off
I dunno. MissingNYC? I've seen him a lot, I guess.
I Miss Yew
I don't think I've been here long enough. I've heard a lot about bigbadron, though.
Best Artist
I believe his name was Catoblepas.
Master Creator
TehSlapHappy's threads tend to do well.
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
Most Improved
I used to secretly hate Twilight until he stopped being 13.
Biggest Spammer
Earthshine?
Most Overrated
RKthrilla.
Most Underrated
GoryBlizzard =/
Best Thread
I'm supposed to spread this like...
Worst Moderator
Even though he's hilarious, and I think he's cool, I gotta say EyeLovePoozy...
Best Moderator
STEM
Worst Poster
ngman7
Best Poster
Elios
Formerly known as Headshot777
The Newgrounds BBS is like a woman. All the teenagers who get into it make a terrible mess within two minutes. -Jercurpac
Funniest User
Humour? on this site... fuck, I can't use examples from other forum? shit. I will say StephanosGnoman, because he really is the lulz
Biggest Attention Whore
That joxcorners douche... make a thread about him getting punched by a creationist... why even argue in the first place... oh wait, you're too stupid to know how stupid creationists are... now that's bad... sorry, a rant there.
Drama Queen
Davidzx. would someone stick a cock in his mouth?
Never Logs Off
Gagsy McFagsy is here on this forum too much, I think she's a bit insane.
I Miss Yew
GENDO. The fact that not a single person nomination him makes me vomit in rage at the complete stupidity of Newgrounds. Hell, BatDan and AshfordPride deserve honorable mentions because they are gone.
Best Artist
Jonas. Where is my BDAY present you lovely man :D
Master Creator
I abstain
Rookie of the Half Year
I abstain
Most Improved
Twilight
Biggest Spammer
Mendou.. but he's awesome
Most Overrated
Poozy... Yeah, don't know who to put
Most Underrated
Bahamut. He's awesome
Best Thread
Newgrounds Buttbuddy
Worst Moderator
Joke Mod or what? I guuess Ultrabear since that gimmack has gone on too fucking long
Best Moderator
Alastor. Azns yo
Worst Poster
Jox is a little bitttttch
Best Poster
Mendou. Seriously.
Funniest UserSanjay
Biggest Attention Whore
Burnzoid
Drama Queen
N/A
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
Evark
If only your account wasn't hacked.
Best ArtistRubberninja
Master Creator
JackPhantasm
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
Most Improved
Idiot-Finder
Biggest Spammer
HotActionYiffFur
Most Overrated
Elios
Most Underrated
ReNaeNae
Best Thread
NG buttbuddy
Worst Moderator
The-Swain
he does absolutely nothing.
Best Moderator
EyeLovePoozy
Worst Poster
Davidzx
Best Poster
Sanjay
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: CATEGORIES
Funniest User
wildface098
Biggest Attention Whore
sirtom93
Drama Queen
SCTE3
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
N/A
Best Artist
RaeNaeNae
Master Creator
PoxPower
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
Most Improved
Cant really think of anybody, so N/A
Biggest Spammer
N/A
Most Overrated
Elios
Most Underrated
wildface098
Best Thread
N/A, so many good ones its hard to choose a best one
Worst Moderator
UltraBear
Best Moderator
BananaBreadMuffin
Worst Poster
Twilight
Best Poster
EarFetish
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
Funniest User
Zekey
Biggest Attention Whore
2hot2rock
Drama Queen
Dunno :(
Never Logs Off
Dunno either
I Miss Yew
Hammi, he used to make a lot of great critique until he left.
Best Artist
Cypress-Dahlia, his art is great, and I love the different tools he uses
Master Creator
Couldn't really tell
Rookie of the Half Year
Yet another one I'm not sure of, damn
Most Improved
I hate everyone on this site, so I don't judge by sign up date (<3)
Biggest Spammer
Igotaname13. Not even a funny spammer :(
Most Overrated
Eyelovepoozy
Most Underrated
Zekey, because, seriously, worst user? HAHAHA
Best Thread
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6310 62 all the way through
Worst Moderator
Poozy again
Best Moderator
ReNaeNae
Worst Poster
Igotaname13 again
Best Poster
Dunno again.
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: CATEGORIES
Funniest User
TehSlapHappy
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93, of course
Drama Queen
Davidzx
Never Logs Off
Gooch
I Miss Yew
Writersblock
Best Artist
ZekeySpaceyLizard
Master Creator
TehSlapHappy
not cuzz he's black
Rookie of the Half Year
Most Improved
MercatorMap
Biggest Spammer
N/A
Most Overrated
Scarab OLOLOLOLOLOL
Most Underrated
SupraAddict
Best Thread
China has World's Largest Penis
Worst Moderator
The-Swain. He's never banned anyone. EVER.
Best Moderator
either Jade or ReNaeNae...
Worst Poster
Twilight
Best Poster
Scarab
done with that.
Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
DASHU BEEG PUSSHY
"I fucking fucked this band. They are the best fuck, PERIOD."
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Funniest User
themaster
Biggest Attention Whore
sirtom93
Drama Queen
gothclawz
Never Logs Off
I don't care
I Miss Yew
RedCoin.
Best Artist
raguel
Master Creator
Themaster
Rookie of the Half Year
they're all shit
Most Improved
you all suck
Biggest Spammer
n/a
Most Overrated
n/a
Most Underrated
themaster
Best Thread
general reg lounge, i learnered lots about gagsy
Worst Moderator
thejamoke, prick.
Best Moderator
luis
Worst Poster
gothclawz
Best Poster
gagsy
That's pretty much it. Good luck to all, and think carefully about your nominations.
no thanks
Funniest User
EyeLovePoozy
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93
Drama Queen
Twilight
Never Logs Off
Gooch
I Miss Yew
Koreaman
3
Best Artist
ThoseSneakyFrench
His computer cases count, right?
Master Creator
DrForman
Inadvertently started the Dickneck meme
Rookie of the Half Year
n/a
Most Improved
n/a
Biggest Spammer
Sanch
Most Overrated
Wade Fulp
Yeah. It's OUR fault, really.
Most Underrated
n/a
Best Thread
"This is it" by SirTom93
That thread will be remembered forever.
Worst Moderator
EyeLovePoozy
Best Moderator
EyeLovePoozy
I'm not trying to be an ass, there is such a mixed opinion on him, he gets both.
Worst Poster
Twilight
Best Poster
Idiot-Finder
Found one.
I dont even.
Funniest User
The unfortunately funny DrForeman. He got my vote, jellyous?
Biggest Attention Whore
citricsquid. We didn't need to know you pee sitting down.
Drama Queen
Idiot-Finder.
Okay, not really. I just couldn't decide where to squeeze him in here.
Never Logs Off
14hourlunchbreak, but only because he's the first person I see whenever I glance at the active user list.
I Miss Yew
Come back, Seasons.
Best Artist
N/A; I don't go to the Art forum enough to know.
Master Creator
FUNKbrs, despite how much I hate his topics, they always seem to attract posts.
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
Most Improved
You all need improvement, don't kid yourselves.
Biggest Spammer
Piss, in the best possible way.
Most Overrated
Sorry, Gagsy.
We all know why.
Most Underrated
Adio is the shit.
Best Thread
The Beast Awakens.
Worst Moderator
TheJamoke.
OR SHOULD I SAY 'JAMOKE', YOU NAME CHANGING TWAT
Best Moderator
36Holla has been doing a great job.
Worst Poster
Letiger will always get this award. He deserves no less.
Best Poster
The biggest award given out. Vote for the user who has been the best all around poster so far this year. No more needs to be said.
Funniest User
Elios
Biggest Attention Whore
JadeTheAssassin
Drama Queen
Gagsy
Never Logs Off
poxpower
I Miss Yew
Captain-Jack
Best Artist
poxpower
Master Creator
I have no clue.
Rookie of the Half Year
I have no clue.
Most Improved
I have no clue.
Biggest Spammer
They're all the same to me.
Most Overrated
I have no clue...
Most Underrated
I have no clue...
Best Thread
Sincerely I have no clue.
Worst Moderator
Canas... oh wait he's not a mod anymore lol
Best Moderator
EyeLovePoozy
Worst Poster
Any spammer.
Best Poster
Scarab
Sorry, I'm not around much anymore but I answered to as many questions as I could :(
Funniest User
Uhhhhhh......wwwyzzerdd
Never Logs Off
MissingNYC
I Miss Yew
Cellardoor
Rookie of the Half Year
KrebZabijek
Most Improved
EpicFail
Biggest Spammer
Piss
Most Overrated
Scarab. Nothing personal, I came to that conclusion by reading through this thread.
Most Underrated
positively-negative
Best Thread
Dickneck
Best Moderator
Poozy
Best Poster
Fli
Funniest User
Piss
Biggest Attention Whore
Joxkornerstudios01
Drama Queen
Davidzx
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
Wehavefreshcookies
Best Artist
Luis
Master Creator
N/A
Rookie of the Half Year
N/A
Most Improved
Epicfail
Biggest Spammer
Ultor
Most Overrated
N/A
Most Underrated
Jezuz
Best Thread
Worst Moderator
Ultrabear
Best Moderator
STEM
Worst Poster
Skulsta
Best Poster
Sanjay
Funniest User
FunkBRS
Biggest Attention Whore
DrForeman
Drama Queen
sirtom93
Never Logs Off
Bananabreadmuffin
I Miss Yew
Transformer
Best Artist
JohnnyUtah
Master Creator
Elios
Rookie of the Half Year
n/a
Most Improved
Tramps
Biggest Spammer
Twilight
Most Overrated
Poozy
Most Underrated
Achilles2
Best Thread
The beast awakens
Worst Moderator
n/a
Best Moderator
Poxpower
Worst Poster
Masterzakk
Best Poster
Idiot-Finder
Funniest User
Jamoke
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93
Drama Queen
GOTHCLAWZ
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
N/A
Best Artist
Doesn't really apply to the BBS awards :P
Master Creator
TehSlapHappy
Rookie of the Half Year
KrevZabijak
Most Improved
Twilight
Biggest Spammer
Ultor
Most Overrated
JadetheAssasian
Most Underrated
Bahamut!!!
Best Thread
The Beast Awakens
Worst Moderator
Transformer
Best Moderator
NEVR
Worst Poster
darknessdweller
Best Poster
Evark
Rev 22:20 || Wi/Ht? # 46 || Why was my review deleted? || Without her, we are lifeless satellites drifting.
At 7/27/09 01:57 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: CATEGORIES
Funniest User
N/A
Biggest Attention Whore
Sirtom93
Drama Queen
Sirtom93
Never Logs Off
Jadetheassasian
I Miss Yew
Gergaloth
Best Artist
Maximus
Master Creator
N/A
Rookie of the Half Year
Transformer :3
Most Improved
EpicFail
Biggest Spammer
Twilight
Most Overrated
Twilight
Most Underrated
EpicFail
Best Thread
The beast awakens (Good ol- Penis neck)
Worst Moderator
Transformer :3
Best Moderator
Jadetheassasian
Worst Poster
Ultor
Best Poster
BlueFlameSkulls
/copypastaThat's pretty much it. Good luck to all, and think carefully about your nominations.
Funniest User
Minion777
Biggest Attention Whore
Gagsy
Drama Queen
sirTom93
Never Logs Off
Coop83
I Miss Yew
ReconRebel
Best Artist
EchoRun
Master Creator
poxpower ( I guess)
Rookie of the Half Year
KrevZabijak
Most Improved
Me-Patch
Biggest Spammer
CapnCrunchDaPimp
Most Overrated
EyelovePoozy
Most Underrated
shuunsu
Best Thread
This thread here
Worst Moderator
Malachy
Best Moderator
SevenSeize
Worst Poster
Ultor
Best Poster
Bahamut
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The winner of the Never logs of award computer set up. laules
£5 man slut for hire. Inquire within
Wi/Ht? #45
Funniest User - This was a hard one, ultimately all I could think of was TheSouthernTower in Dickneck's thread.
Biggest Attention Whore - I might sound a bit biased and a bit of a black sheep for this...but Sirtom93.
Drama Queen - GOTHCLAWZ, lawl, scared of spiders.
Never Logs Off - 36Holla, maybe it's just me, but I see him on quite a bit now.
I Miss Yew - I really miss Josh (Bedn,) I wish he could come back some day.
Best Artist - Captain-Ben, possibly a bit biased considering he is an Art Portal moderator...but fuck it.
Master Creator - Err, this is a VERY hard one, I gotta say ThoseSneakyFrench.
Rookie of the Half Year - N/A
Most Improved - N/A
Biggest Spammer - Ultor...he could do with a few longer posts I guess, he's not the worst though, I just can't think of anyone else, but hey, at least he gets an award.
Most Overrated - Twilight, I don't hate you, I'm just jellyous of you.
Most Underrated - Err, maybe HeavyTank? Chances are he is pretty recognized but I don't see it...I REALLY recommend people see some of his threads and posts in the Clubs And Crews section of the forums.
Best Thread - http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1086 109 helped me lots.
Worst Moderator - I don't really hate him...I just couldn't think of anyone else, and yeah.
Best moderator - STEM, lately he has just been really nice, and awesome...
Worst poster - N/A
Best poster - Scarab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it
Funniest User
Cast
Biggest Attention Whore
TOEZ
Drama Queen
MercatorMap
Never Logs Off
Gagsy
I Miss Yew
Maximus
Best Artist
BlueHippo
Master Creator
THEJamoke
Most Overrated
MadCow
Best Thread
Girls with baby legs for tits
Best Moderator
EyeLovePoozy
Worst Poster
MadCow
You conniving, randy, bogus-Oriental old queen! Your record sleeves are better than your songs!