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OK so this might either be an interesting thread (Or vice-versa if some immature pple decide to flame)

So newgrounds. (The older majority that is) What is the most awesomest or crazy places youve had sex in.

Mines are
1.Public Park
2.Shed in the backyard
3.In my car
4.Her parent's bed
5.At the last party I went to I did it with this girl in a tent with 6 of my other friends sleeping in it. Nobody noticed :)

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What is this "sex" you speak of?

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At 7/27/09 12:51 AM, Proottalfain wrote: 1. In your ass

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

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At 7/27/09 12:53 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

2. In your ass

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1: In her skull....

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Personally I think it would be hot to have sex in a photo booth, thats just me though

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In your vagina


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At 7/27/09 12:51 AM, Proottalfain wrote: 1. In your ass.

God i love newgrounds :D

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At 7/27/09 12:49 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote: 5.At the last party I went to I did it with this girl in a tent with 6 of my other friends sleeping in it. Nobody noticed :)

You're 17, that never happened.

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in a Church parking lot.

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At 7/27/09 12:53 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

His response with neither rambling or incoherent. Rambling means that he goes on and on and on about something, which is impossible with 3 words. Also, it is not incoherent because that means it is not understandable and unless you don't understand what "in your ass" means, then it is coherent.


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In a movie theater.

Is it bad if a popcorn got stuck in her vagina?

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At 7/27/09 12:53 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

l WANT MY SNACK PACK!

YOu sir. are the man

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At 7/27/09 01:19 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote:
YOu sir. are the man

Why thank you.

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At 7/27/09 01:00 AM, aquaticmole wrote:
At 7/27/09 12:49 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote: 5.At the last party I went to I did it with this girl in a tent with 6 of my other friends sleeping in it. Nobody noticed :)
You're 17, that never happened.

It has infact. I go to parties every week. We get drunk. Its how life works

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cemetary at night (did that it was awesome)

bathroom of a grandparents home during family reunion (did that too)

truck stop bathroom

meat processing plant

tire shop

toys r us

tv shop

bike shop

mouse pad shop

you dont seem to understand...im not locked in here with you......your locked in here with me!

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At 7/27/09 01:21 AM, EmoPinata wrote: in that room in saw.
whilst chained.

Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

I think it would be fun to sneak into a famous persons house, have sex all over it, then sell the tapes. Oh yeah hope the famous person doesn't get pissed.

It would also be fun to have sex on the white house lawn.

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At 7/27/09 01:25 AM, ghostxero wrote: cemetary at night (did that it was awesome)

Hmmmm Never tohught about the cemetary, i live beside 2 of them. Il try it sometime

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At 7/27/09 01:26 AM, BoshansStudios wrote:
At 7/27/09 01:21 AM, EmoPinata wrote: in that room in saw.
whilst chained.
Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

1. saw off leg.
2. have sex.
3. wait till end of film.
4. have a threesome with jigsaw and that doc.


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Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

1. saw off leg.
2. have sex.
3. wait till end of film.
4. have a threesome with jigsaw and that doc.

not a bad idea at all sir. Amputee sex FTW.

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At 7/27/09 01:41 AM, BoshansStudios wrote:
Like the people were? with a dead guy in the middle of the room? You couldn't even reach eachother though.

1. saw off leg.
2. have sex.
3. wait till end of film.
4. have a threesome with jigsaw and that doc.
not a bad idea at all sir. Amputee sex FTW.

Nugget porn! People with no arms or legs sort of vibrating on top of each other after someone else has put them in place

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At 7/27/09 12:51 AM, Proottalfain wrote: 1. In your ass.

WIN


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People on Newgrounds don't have sex. This topic makes me laugh.

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Mile high club?

Ooohhh, yeah!

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Mile high club?

Ooohhh, yeah!

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1. Anywhere

Yeah that seems about right.

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