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If you threw into a pot some decaying material, feces, and any other unsanitary and disgusting thing together, there is a small chance that within time, you will create some sort of modified or new virus cell (sort of like how the swine flu was created.) Adding more stuff, and continually doing it over a period of time will only increase the chances of it being created.
Scientists believe the same sort of thing will happen in the internet world. As tons of information, apps, new technology, programs, etc are combined in the internet world, there will be a chance for a new super virus to be created. Possibly a virus that will have enough information and knowledge to know what it is doing, and will have the power to modify itself to protect it from being deleted or stopped. Isn't that scary?


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Shut down the internet.

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Well, it's goddamn worth it.

God bless the internet.

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No. Then the /b/tards and hackers of the world will fight to save the Interwebs (aka their only life) and find a program to stop the virus

I fear for future generations


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OH SHIT

Super virus created by the internet

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At 7/26/09 08:58 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: OH SHIT

This is why i love newgrounds.


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At 7/26/09 08:56 PM, Dew wrote: Shut down the internet.

Skynet is already operational

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At 7/26/09 08:59 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote:
At 7/26/09 08:58 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: OH SHIT
This is why i love newgrounds.

Exactly... If it wasnt for Newgrounds, i bet i would have commited suicide Years ago... This is so out of the subject... meh whatever ^^


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At 7/26/09 08:58 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: OH SHIT

The scary part is the "super virus" gets smarter and smarter as it collects data from the internet, and it has the power to control just about everything that's connected online.


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I'm glad I have a mac.


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That's like saying that if you watch the static on a TV for long enough, an entire episode of Happy Days is bound to eventually materialize.

It IS possible, but it will take an indefinite amount of time to happen.

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It would get fixed.

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At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: That's like saying that if you watch the static on a TV for long enough, an entire episode of Happy Days is bound to eventually materialize.

It IS possible, but it will take an indefinite amount of time to happen.

No, nothing like that. Technology advances quickly over time, sort of like how the unsaitary materials I was talking about quickly changes chemically over time. The static on the TV doesn't advance, merely changes its appearance.


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At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I'm glad I have a mac.

You're safe from viruses, but you're not safe from the fact that you own a shitty, overpriced computer.

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At 7/26/09 08:56 PM, Dew wrote: Shut down the internet.

Aye, fight and I may die. Run and i will live, at least a while. And dieing in my bed many years from now, I would be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell you: You may take my life, but you will never take my Internet!

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At 7/26/09 09:05 PM, gt44coder wrote:
At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: That's like saying that if you watch the static on a TV for long enough, an entire episode of Happy Days is bound to eventually materialize.

It IS possible, but it will take an indefinite amount of time to happen.
No, nothing like that. Technology advances quickly over time, sort of like how the unsaitary materials I was talking about quickly changes chemically over time. The static on the TV doesn't advance, merely changes its appearance.

You're saying that if you throw a bunch of shit in a pot, you might get a virus. That's nothing like saying that technology advances, so you can program a new supervirus.

It would be more fitting to say genetically engineering biological viruses will advance over time, so that eventually we'll have an unstoppable epidemic.

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At 7/26/09 09:05 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote:
At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I'm glad I have a mac.
You're safe from viruses, but you're not safe from the fact that you own a shitty, overpriced computer.

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my own ego.

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At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: That's like saying that if you watch the static on a TV for long enough, an entire episode of Happy Days is bound to eventually materialize.

It IS possible, but it will take an indefinite amount of time to happen.

That's just the Monkeys and Shakespeare thing all over again... But I doubt that will happen unless you mean in black and white. I Love Lucy would be more likely

I fear for future generations


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We must call the right man.

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However, no matter what the virus can do, Madagascar will be safe.

Damn them...

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At 7/26/09 09:11 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: However, no matter what the virus can do, Madagascar will be safe.

Damn them...

I see what you did there. But if it's smart, it will keep low visibility until it infects one computer, then spring up and kill every computer

I fear for future generations


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Madagascar would be immune

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Couldn't we just turn off the internet, and check every computer to see if it has it.

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I'm glad I use a DSi instead.

Can those get infected too?

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Viruses don't create themselves. Viruses are made. By people. You fail!

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Sadly, while the theory that you can add several volatile chemicals into a pot and you could create a pandemic is true, the chances of it happening are slim. Even if given an indefinite peiod of time.

The chance that the programs from the internet may come together and fit together like pieces in a puzzle and create an artificially intelligent virus is slimmer than that. More likely, the super-virus will attempt to form, but more than one of the programs is going to conflict with each other, and not provide the virus with what it needs, resulting in it's downfall or the creation of an incredibly inept, yet powerful virus. "Inept", as in, reveal itself to every computer on the planet, so it can be crushed by Bill Gates.

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Cant someone send a virus to the sattelite we get the internet from?

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I'm sure there's at least one programmer reading this who's crying over the lack of logic.

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At 7/26/09 09:02 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I'm glad I have a mac.

He said THE INTERNET, not Windows.


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