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i say FUUCK hate, let there be peace and love

-Soulja Boy aka God

At 7/26/09 04:40 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Right. I will bring my snake. BUT what sort of weaponry will we be using? Medieval? Ninja and Samurai weaponry? Guns? Or pretty much anything goes? I wanna bring my Tommy Gun!!!

Anything goes, the higher tech the better. You get a pay bonus for getting your own ray gun. We've been running short... >:(

Now you say there is a video game room. How bout a greenhouse? You know, from growing weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Do you have that? Or would residents have to grow that in their personal quarters?

Normally I would say no to growing weed because it's not dastardly and evil enough, but I guess our religion of Hate would require.... incense. So yes, there will be weed, although it will be referred to as "the Holy Herb of Hate."

At 7/26/09 04:58 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Well, black is slimming, but white robes are totally better better in sunny conditions. Does your fortress even have a pool?

Of course the Fortress of Hate has a pool! And a moat, too, I might add, fully stocked with fish, including alligators and gar.

However, skinny dipping only in the pool. It's normally orgies only, but I know some of you want to keep in shape.

I might be in on two conditions:

a) When plotting your doomsday device, NO CLICHES. You cut to the chase when the hero's around. KILL HIM... No gloating, no awkward challenges, no "you're not worth my time" bull. That always screws everyone over... And no clearly labeled "Self Destruct" buttons or reverse effect buttons

b) Two words: Casual Fridays

At 7/26/09 05:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Of course the Fortress of Hate has a pool! And a moat, too, I might add, fully stocked with fish, including alligators and gar.

However, skinny dipping only in the pool. It's normally orgies only, but I know some of you want to keep in shape.

Ok then, I have only one question to ask you, about these alleged orgies:
WHERE'S ALL THE POONTANG, DUDE? You need to recruit an an abortion clinic or something, because recruiting on Newgrounds will give your orgies more sausage than holes.

At 7/26/09 05:24 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
Ok then, I have only one question to ask you, about these alleged orgies:
WHERE'S ALL THE POONTANG, DUDE? You need to recruit an an abortion clinic or something, because recruiting on Newgrounds will give your orgies more sausage than holes.

Even a single dude comes with a 2:1 holes to sausage ratio.

I see what you're saying though; those orgies can be kinda gay. My plan is to recruit Twilight girls from Myspace and convince them they're succubi. Once I have them believing they're a special type of vampire that drinks semen instead of blood, the chicks at the orgies problem should be solved.

I will only join if you have an exceptionally good dental plan.Teeth are very important you know.

At 7/26/09 05:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Even a single dude comes with a 2:1 holes to sausage ratio.

I really hope you see the problem with this solution when it comes to avoiding gay orgies.

I see what you're saying though; those orgies can be kinda gay. My plan is to recruit Twilight girls from Myspace and convince them they're succubi. Once I have them believing they're a special type of vampire that drinks semen instead of blood, the chicks at the orgies problem should be solved.

I can live with that. Though I'd only join your side if I got Kristen Stewart as my own personal Twilight whore. That bitch makes my insides fizzy.

Going on a hate fueled rampage of plunder and rape has always been my dream, so ofcourse I'm in. Also I better get some of that badass high tech bulletproof halo armor that crazy mexican guy designed. It's only 2,000 bucks per suite so all the plundering should give us enough to buy a small armies worth of them. And there better not be any jews allowed!

At 7/26/09 05:32 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: I can live with that. Though I'd only join your side if I got Kristen Stewart as my own personal Twilight whore. That bitch makes my insides fizzy.

Perhaps we can make a special mission just for this purpose.

Oh, and we'll need a drug lab to mass produce X, LSD, and Meth.

I know, I know, "meht R bad" but think about it. How else are you going to get a girl to suck dick for three days straight? LSD to keep them confused, X to make them horny, and meth to keep'em fuckin like the energizer bunny.

As long as we keep the dosage right, I think we'll be ok. Most Twilight chicks are pillwhores anyways, so they should be able to stay professional with it.

Come my minions rise for your master, let your evil SHIIIIIIINNNEEEEE.

I'll make the meth! i work at a grocery store so i can get the supplies! If we have an ok dental insurance policy i will so join! also will we have 401k or when we do finally conquer and we are old fucks? Do we have to pay for our uniforms? Will we be provided with weapons of sorts or is it a bring your own type of situation. Will we have a special car? Cause i need propane tanks son.

At 7/26/09 09:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Do you have pics of the required uniform??? I know you said something earlier about a cloak, but cloaks would hide my curves.

I was hoping more for leather, ie Xena, attire.

and a fire pit.

Silly Seven, do you REALLY think we would ever let you LEAVE the orgy chamber once we got you in there? Silly girl, you'd be lucky to be wearing clothes AT ALL.

Although, if you count the restraining straps we'll be using on you clothes.... I guess that would be a reasonable compromise.

no, I wil create a group of heros to stop you and your EVIL

in other words I'm sending CHUCK NORRIS

With a name like, how can I resist!

At 7/26/09 10:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/26/09 09:55 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Although, if you count the restraining straps we'll be using on you clothes.... I guess that would be a reasonable compromise.

^^^^ This sentence just recruited me. Who do I see for a membership card?

Me. However, I have to warn you, there is a minor... medical examination.... you'd have to go through first.

You know, just to make sure you're healthy enough to contribute to the Path of Hate. There may be a blind fold and stirrups involved, although let me assure you, the examination tools that will be used will be rather warm and pliable.

Well since I'm full of hormones and for some reason get angry and just about anything, then sure. I'll help. So long as I get a fedora.

I still haven't heard anything about the dental plan.

At 7/26/09 03:21 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

It really is a genius plan. I think our evil empire could last at LEAST a thousand years before anything bad happens. I mean, china's still around, isn't it?

China was conquered ........ but then something happend and stuff....idk the point is it WAS conquered by teh mongols ._.

There be room for evil spells and alchemical practice on living things?

Can I kick little children in the face if I join.

At 7/26/09 10:26 PM, H-K-S wrote: God damn it. There is no overlord 2 jokes yet? I guess I will join you, sire. Let me get my pet snakes and angry pissed nest off finches.

IDIOT! You didn't even consider the dental plan!?

At 7/26/09 10:18 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I still haven't heard anything about the dental plan.

I already said you get full dental, fag. Pay attention.

God, it's so hard to get good minions these days.

Without an effective method to control your minions, such as hypnotism or slavery, they will eventually turn on you, and your entire organization will fall apart. Humans never read their own history...

By the way, what am I suppose to say?

At 7/26/09 10:05 PM, steventhegreat wrote: no, I wil create a group of heros to stop you and your EVIL

in other words I'm sending CHUCK NORRIS

actually fuck that I will join you on your path of EVIL! but seriously though what do we do if chuck norris trys to stop us

Sounds fun, I'll bring the wolves and hellhounds!

Also, when do we get the free food?

i wonder who would have more minions over all if poozy were to get into this thing

At 7/26/09 10:59 PM, steventhegreat wrote: but seriously though what do we do if chuck norris trys to stop us

Simple. We taunt him into charging towards us at full speed. Then at the last 10th of a milisecond, we dodge Chuck. Chuck's reaction speed may be approximately 0.32009 seconds. At the speed chuck norris travels, he would be 25 589.6 lightyears away, and would have lost Earth. We would then be safe, long enough to develop our OWN Chuck Norris.

At 7/26/09 10:59 PM, steventhegreat wrote: but seriously though what do we do if chuck norris trys to stop us

We recruit Bruce Lee

Hell, ill join. and ill bring my pet Vampire too! (I do get a bonus for recruiting a friend right?)
pic of vampire: