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Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:08:08 Reply

You've just been imprisoned in a cell for life, held by a ruthless dictator.
Today the dictator feels happy, and orders the guards to give you food, instead of letting you starve like the rest of the prisoners.
The order allows you to pick one thing in the world to eat, and that will be served to you for the rest of your life in the cell.
If you had to pick that one thing you would eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:09:12 Reply

I would get tired of everything, but I guess I'll say Watermelon, because it is healthy and (I think) you can't die from eating to much of it.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:09:16 Reply

The worlds rarest truffle


Me have A.D.D

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:13:00 Reply

I would ask for packs of emergency rations as they contain absolutley everything your body needs to survive, unlike any other food.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:15:23 Reply

A cyanide pill.

You'll get sick of anything fairly quickly. I'd rather just die right away than by starvation or something.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:15:50 Reply

Lobster, fish, and rice, with a snapple...

Duh...

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:16:28 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:15 PM, Sensationalism wrote: A cyanide pill.

This ^

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:18:26 Reply

A watermelon. That way when it's taken to my cell, I can pick it up and hit the dude in the back of the head with it and escape.


Shut up already.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:18:41 Reply

The key to the cell.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:24:21 Reply

I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:25:31 Reply

Probably something that is tasteless.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:25:44 Reply

An elephant gun.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:28:32 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:24 PM, XxXYoshi69XxX wrote: I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.

Hell fucking yes.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:29:05 Reply

A complete thanksgiving dinner.

I'd never get sick of turkey gravy and mashed potatoes

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:31:11 Reply

Babies.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:33:09 Reply

CARROTS

I'll eat like a rabbit dammit!

Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:34:22 Reply

Why, some Delicious Hot Dick.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:34:55 Reply

One dish of Kentucky Fried Freedom.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:35:11 Reply

well if its a meal i can pic, something with alot of variety, so like, a salad, a steak, a peice of chicken, potatoes peas corn etc

if only 1 food, its an impossible scenario, as Id die from mal nutrition, but ill just say Steak

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:36:37 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote: A watermelon. That way when it's taken to my cell, I can pick it up and hit the dude in the back of the head with it and escape.

Or if he's black, you can give it to him in exchange for your freedom!


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:38:26 Reply

Pizza. It has basically everything the body needs, from wheat to meat.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:38:48 Reply

MacDonald's Happy Meal, because then I'd have like infinite fucking toys to play with. And I could make a fort out of the boxes. Fuck you guys trying to escape, I'll have my own cardboard box fort MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:48:15 Reply

KFC chicken!


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 14:53:39 Reply

You'd get tired of everything that you would eat after about 3-4 days
Probably a nice hot cup of stfu

And a biscwit :3
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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 15:03:23 Reply

Pasta.

I eat it everyday anyway.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 15:08:09 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: MacDonald's Happy Meal, because then I'd have like infinite fucking toys to play with. And I could make a fort out of the boxes. Fuck you guys trying to escape, I'll have my own cardboard box fort MOTHERFUCKERS.

Clearly the best answer. I wish I would have thought of that. I'd rather play with toys and cardboard than be dead.


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 15:10:56 Reply

well, i need a meal that has everything from the food pyramid, as to stay alive. so i would get a large plate of spaghetti, with meatballs, with a side salad of lettuce and a variety of fruit. and then finally, some DR.PEPPER!


it is true. he is AlWAYS watching!

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 15:44:18 Reply

i want a human body......

it contains everthing i need and more
plus i can build my inhuman armstealerthing which i will use out of human body parts to get the key and escape.

also ima pass by your cell and steal your food. >:_)


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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 15:48:23 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:09 PM, CaptainJimStabby wrote: The worlds rarest truffle

So when they go to find it, I can escape.

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Response to Free meal with a twist. 2009-07-26 16:21:39 Reply

His minions When he runs out of minions, he'll have to sacrifice himself.

Then I can escape. Or stay, and rape all the prisoners in turn if they're hot.


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