Free meal with a twist.

[NeverAgain92]

You've just been imprisoned in a cell for life, held by a ruthless dictator.
Today the dictator feels happy, and orders the guards to give you food, instead of letting you starve like the rest of the prisoners.
The order allows you to pick one thing in the world to eat, and that will be served to you for the rest of your life in the cell.
If you had to pick that one thing you would eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

[TheMirage]

I would get tired of everything, but I guess I'll say Watermelon, because it is healthy and (I think) you can't die from eating to much of it.

[CaptainJimStabby]

The worlds rarest truffle

[Jonners]

I would ask for packs of emergency rations as they contain absolutley everything your body needs to survive, unlike any other food.

[Sensationalism]

A cyanide pill.

You'll get sick of anything fairly quickly. I'd rather just die right away than by starvation or something.

[NinjaGuy]

Lobster, fish, and rice, with a snapple...

Duh...

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 7/26/09 02:15 PM, Sensationalism wrote: A cyanide pill.

This ^

[thelittleemo]

A watermelon. That way when it's taken to my cell, I can pick it up and hit the dude in the back of the head with it and escape.

[JoshuaKidder]

The key to the cell.

[XxXYoshi69XxX]

I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.

[pyromaniac616]

Probably something that is tasteless.

[Cordyceps]

An elephant gun.

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 7/26/09 02:24 PM, XxXYoshi69XxX wrote: I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.

Hell fucking yes.

[Skwurll]

A complete thanksgiving dinner.

I'd never get sick of turkey gravy and mashed potatoes

[B4gle]

Babies.

[robotking98]

CARROTS

I'll eat like a rabbit dammit!

[xscoot]

Why, some Delicious Hot Dick.

[newgroundskeeperjim]

One dish of Kentucky Fried Freedom.

[Leidolfr]

well if its a meal i can pic, something with alot of variety, so like, a salad, a steak, a peice of chicken, potatoes peas corn etc

if only 1 food, its an impossible scenario, as Id die from mal nutrition, but ill just say Steak

[Sensationalism]

At 7/26/09 02:18 PM, thelittleemo wrote: A watermelon. That way when it's taken to my cell, I can pick it up and hit the dude in the back of the head with it and escape.

Or if he's black, you can give it to him in exchange for your freedom!

[NetWar]

Pizza. It has basically everything the body needs, from wheat to meat.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

MacDonald's Happy Meal, because then I'd have like infinite fucking toys to play with. And I could make a fort out of the boxes. Fuck you guys trying to escape, I'll have my own cardboard box fort MOTHERFUCKERS.

[VinnyXY]

KFC chicken!

[Emomudkip]

You'd get tired of everything that you would eat after about 3-4 days
Probably a nice hot cup of stfu

And a biscwit :3

[Bramly-apple]

Pasta.

I eat it everyday anyway.

[Sensationalism]

At 7/26/09 02:38 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: MacDonald's Happy Meal, because then I'd have like infinite fucking toys to play with. And I could make a fort out of the boxes. Fuck you guys trying to escape, I'll have my own cardboard box fort MOTHERFUCKERS.

Clearly the best answer. I wish I would have thought of that. I'd rather play with toys and cardboard than be dead.

[solman219]

well, i need a meal that has everything from the food pyramid, as to stay alive. so i would get a large plate of spaghetti, with meatballs, with a side salad of lettuce and a variety of fruit. and then finally, some DR.PEPPER!

[kidd25]

i want a human body......

it contains everthing i need and more

plus i can build my inhuman armstealerthing which i will use out of human body parts to get the key and escape.

also ima pass by your cell and steal your food. >:_)

[The-Hitman]

At 7/26/09 02:09 PM, CaptainJimStabby wrote: The worlds rarest truffle

So when they go to find it, I can escape.

[rifledark1]

His minions When he runs out of minions, he'll have to sacrifice himself.

Then I can escape. Or stay, and rape all the prisoners in turn if they're hot.