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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The Anarchist, someone who wants to frighten the masses to their very core.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

A switchblade when I attack a random person or, if I have a target, I Springfield sniper rifle with a scope when (s)he is in a crowd.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

No. A real threat is the unpredictable one.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I don't. You can't scare people if they don't know anything happened.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Rush Hour.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

An extreme hatred for people and the things they have done.

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Kevin Spacey was the don of pschopaths in Seven. If you have to be a murderer then you would most likely do well to base yourself on him, unless a policeman watches Seven and notices the copycat style of killing.

BTW It's all about burning people with irons as an appetizer before moving on to killing.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

A crazy one.


What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Smashing people with a baseball bat.


Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Stupid people.


What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Leave the body.


What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

You know how you take a shit? Just after the shit falls into a toilet.


What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Fun.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Psychoitc, and Sadistic of course.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Sledgehammer to the head

Do you go after certain victims?

Redheads, preferably gingers :3

What is your preferred method of disposal?

Hung up in a tree

What is your favorite time to strike?

During Rush Hour

What is your reason for killing?

Shits and Giggles man, shits and giggles.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

An escaped convict

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Survival knife

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Any

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Cut them up and put them in Breifcases, bowling ball bags, Ect...

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Night

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

I just got outta prison very close to my death sentance.

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What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (I choke people with copies of Twilight books)

Do you go after certain victims? (Yes. I kill Twilards)

What is your preferred method of disposal? (Grind it up and mail it to Stephanie Meyer)

What is your favorite time to strike? (At Twilight, the night of a New Moon, or at the Breaking Dawn)

What is your reason for killing? (I hate that series so much)

I fear for future generations


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What kind of serial killer are you?

The one that kills special K

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

force-a-nature

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

the ones who dont share action script

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Send em to their moma in a box

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Lunch time

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

4 being selfish and not sharing posting tutorials on how they did this and that


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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The kind that kills.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

I sneak up behind people and stab their neck or lungs when nobody is looking, by the time they see him I'm already 2 blocks away. And I always kill in public.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

People who are alone in public.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I leave their bodies where they lay.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Anytime, as long as it's in a public area when nobody is looking.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Boredom.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

A random one

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)
Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Victims are all random

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Acid baths/concrete burials(throw the bodies in the pit then cover with cement)

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Raining/stormy nights

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

I know when i'm going to die so why the hell not(terminal illness)


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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

A somewhat demented, yet intelligent one.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

I tell them I am going to kill them, and then do it.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

My classmates.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Buried in a graveyard.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

After making them think we're great friends.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

They're assholes.
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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

An empty Rice Krispies treats box.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

EVERY SINGLE DOUCHEBAG

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I don't. I let them chill out in my house.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Daytime. Because Nobody can see me.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Because I lost in Call of duty 4 LOLOLOLOL

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

My gigantic cock in my victim's mouth.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Small children with leukemia and butterfaces.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Turn the body into fertilizer or feed to hounds.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Broad daylight by the beach.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

I like the rush.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Gunshot to the head (Preferably silenced gun)


Do you go after certain victims?

No, its easier to get caught if you do this.


What is your preferred method of disposal?

Burning.


What is your favorite time to strike?

Night.

What is your reason for killing?

Fun/Boredom.

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I use wooden spears and knives. After each kill I burn them to hide any evidence. No trace left behind.

CSI, FBI... whatever... Sorry to say, but you won't bust me :P

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My method of killing would have to be... probably several shots to the head with a high caliber pistol.
I'd probably only go after the rich and famous.
I'd burn it to dispose of it.
I'd have to say my favorite time to do it would be at night time, mainly cause it's easier.
Reason... hmm... tough one, I'd say for the money

Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

the nice one that nobody suspects

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

tie down the victim and make him watch him mom dance NAKED!!


Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

the whicked and evil


What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

dump em in a lake

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

whenever convinent


What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

i kill to bring back order in an otherwise bleak world

im bored, entertain me

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

daggers

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

people i hate?

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

chopping them up and flush them down a toilet (the bones i give to my dog

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

midnight, exactly

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

because the people annoy the hell out of me

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forgot to answer the first question, sorry for double post but..

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The silent type?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Pickaxe through the spine.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

People who harm others to gain.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Freeze the corpse for a few months then dump it

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Early morning

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Justice

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"What kind of serial killer are you?"

I'm the one who no one would suspect of being the killer. My only victims are my enemies, because I'm not one to kill somebody I don't know, unless they're trying to stop me, in which they become an enemy.

I'm the killer who actually makes the world better, because my victims would be better off dead, and I'd be doing the world a favor.

"What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)"

Slow, agonizing torture. I'd keep them chained up, and I'd deform and hack away at my victim's body until they pass out, in which I wait for them to awaken. I'll keep this up until they die. I'll tape my killings (masked of course) and send the tapes to the authorities, being sure not to leave any tracks or ways of being traced.

For enemies, it depends on how much I hate that person as to whether I'll be masked or unmasked. For those I hate the most, I'll do it unmasked. I'll get in the victim's face about how much pain the person's caused me, and watch as he/she begs for his/her life. I'll tape it, but if the person says my name or if I make the mistake of showing my face on camera, I'll keep the tape for memories.

"Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)"

I only go after those I hate. There's no point for me to victimize a person I don't know unless they get in my way.

"What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)"

No need. I have two different houses, my own home, and my "working" house, which has a dungeon-esque basement. The entrance to the latter is chained and padlocked, and only I know how to get through it. I keep the bodies there until they really start to smell, in which I hack the bodies apart (keeping the head), and burying the parts DEEP underground, or leaving them in a sewer somewhere.

"What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)"

Most definately night. It's dark, and it's hard for other people and my victim to see me. But, I have good night vision and sharp hearing, so it should be no problem for me to get to them.

"What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)"

Revenge. All my victims were those who caused me pain, whether it be physical or mental. Seeing as how I'm a nice person, unworthy of such torture from other people, they qualify as scum to me. And therefore they have to die, horribly.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

A crazy sadistic one.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

FAAAAAALLLLCOOOOOONNN PUUUUUUUUNCCCCHHHHHH!!!

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Asshole greedy CEOs of big corporations.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Burn them at stake.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Whenever the CEO is alone, ripe for the kidnapping.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

They don't do much to help others, they just use and abuse their power and should die for it.

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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The one who kills people for shits and giggles

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Drug and body on the doorstep

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Anyone stupid

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Leave the body on the doorstep of residence or their family

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Broad daylight

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Euthanasia of stupid people

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What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Butterfly knife

Do you go after certain victims?

Engineers

What is your preferred method of disposal?

I don't

What is your favorite time to strike?

Any time

What is your reason for killing?

Those motherfuckers won't stop spamming sentries!


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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

the bad kind

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

silver dildo

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

trekkies

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

trash compactor

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

school lunch rooms

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

the startrek movie made me angry...no clingons

im called, "The dildo killer"

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What kind of serial killer are you? God

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? I use a book beyond scientific boundries

Do you go after certain victims? I only go after criminals

What is your preferred method of disposal? Doesn't matter

What is your favorite time to strike? Whenever

What is your reason for killing? the sinful standards of society

You Are Now A Serial Killer

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What kind of serial killer are you? The one that kills..?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? A knife and slow painful kills with lots of torture and putting the victim in as much agony and horror as possible. :)

Do you go after certain victims? Probably people who I don't like something about them/what they do or random

What is your preferred method of disposal? bury, hide, the typical stuff.

What is your favorite time to strike? Night

What is your reason for killing? Cause it's fun


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At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Unregistered silenced pistol wrapped in a bag.

Do you go after certain victims?

Complete strangers and nobodies

What is your preferred method of disposal?

Leave the bodies be or put them in a giant garbage bag and cremate them in a coal factory.

What is your favorite time to strike?

Night when there is no one around or night in the countryside.

What is your reason for killing?

I'd kill people because I could, or I choose the person who is going to be a loser, or homeless. If he/she has no family.

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I tie them up with chess wire then skin them alive.


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