You Are Now A Serial Killer

[JackPhantasm]

What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

[Southbark]

I'm the kind that is trying to better himself.

[JackPhantasm]

At 7/25/09 03:26 PM, Southbark wrote: I'm the kind that is trying to better himself.

You can start by following the fucking directions.

[Kain-Ceverus]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Love for violence is insatiable.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Bare fucking hands.

Do you go after certain victims?

Anyone and everything.

What is your preferred method of disposal?

Open a sewer drain and drop the corpse.

What is your favorite time to strike?

When the mood strikes

What is your reason for killing?

I hate people, sometimes.

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Friendship.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Heterosexuals.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I stack them up and save money on Christmas trees by doing so

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

HAMMERTIME OLOLO

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Killing? What?

[ManlyMan97]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Teeth

Do you go after certain victims?

Food

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I eat them too.

What is your favorite time to strike?

Breakfast, Lunch, and dinner.

What is your reason for killing?

I'm hungreh

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

I would hunt down other serial killers and kill them by their own methods.

[Deadchick]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Those devious, sly, smart ones.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Anything I can get my hands on, being resourceful and what not. Mostly a knife =P

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Ummm...girls that are prettier than me? lol I dunno.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

In a lake I suppose.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

At night, when all the young folks are out.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Yeah I guess I can say the same thing as well. Or maybe because I am jealous bitch.

[KrevZabijak]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Okay, who the fuck told y.. Oh.. oh a quiz! Yay!

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

I'd mix it up every time, tailor it to the target. Perhaps copy and tweak famous methods for fun, a la' Funny Games.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Cold cases from my job.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Vats of acid maybe, or just dig some watery graves off the Gulf Coast. I always wanted to try deep water fishing, now I have an excuse. Again, this would be a perfect chance to tailor disposal methods with regards to the victims/how they lived their lives.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Any time is a good time.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Because I have to, otherwise I'd feel great unease and distress.

[Echo-Konosko]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Professional

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

I like to open their chest and let them bleed to death

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

vulnerable

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

dump into the ocean

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

anytime as long as its in a secluded area

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

im addicted to the thrill

[VeryProudofYa]

JackPhantasm touches children and nibbles on their ears.

[JackPhantasm]

At 7/25/09 03:47 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: JackPhantasm touches children and nibbles on their ears.

Your sig looks cool.

Can I touch that too?

[VeryProudofYa]

At 7/25/09 03:48 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 7/25/09 03:47 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: JackPhantasm touches children and nibbles on their ears.

Your sig looks cool.

Can I touch that too?

You also watch your topics like an effin hawk.

[lawlmaster]

I'm going to fucking kill those Frosted Flakes, then I'm going to silence Coco pPuffs, after that, Lucky Charms isn't going to be so lucky, and i just can't wait to exterminate those Cheerios and their Honey Nuts.

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 7/25/09 03:49 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 7/25/09 03:48 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 7/25/09 03:47 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: JackPhantasm touches children and nibbles on their ears.

Your sig looks cool.

Can I touch that too?

You also watch your topics like an effin hawk.

Come on more.

[JackPhantasm]

At 7/25/09 03:49 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:
You also watch your topics like an effin hawk.

Well, I am currently fucking a hawk.

[agustana]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I only go after blondes

Fuck you, James.

[FatJoe214]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The hired one

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

What ever my client wants (ie. headshot,strangle,look like an accident)

Do you go after certain victims?

who ever i get paid to kill

What is your preferred method of disposal?

if it look like an accident i just leave the body, if it isnt i just leave the body with a rose on the victim

What is your favorite time to strike?

Whenever i get a chance

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

[KeepYourDistance]

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?: Sniping

Do you go after certain victims?: Anyone except family.

What is your preferred method of disposal?: Having the victim's relatives bury the body.

What is your favorite time to strike?: Day

What is your reason for killing?: Ignorance and obstinate tendencies of society.

[MC25]

The media nicknames me "The Jester" because I'm always dresed like a clown
I first strike them with a bauble, then I go on clown raping them without feeding them until they die of starvation. then when they are on the brink of death I stitch a jester hat to their scalps and hang them from a knoose out in the country where they can rot out in the open. I can strike whenever. I attack anyone who is from a click. Jocks will have footballs shoved up their asses, Nerds will be forced to deepthroat a lightsaber for extended periods of time, emos will have their wrists cut off, and kept in the dungeon where they can cry but won't have anyway to cut or kill themselves, and newgrounders will be gangbanged by 100 Wade Fulp Clones!!!! I kill just for the hell of it

[VI-Chuckles-IV]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The murderous kind.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Backward knife ripping. Disembowelment.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

No one is safe.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Smear shit all over the face and pull of his limbs.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

In broad daylight in the middle of a busy intersection. Therefore, everyone thinks it's just another bunch of street performers.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Cause it's fun. LOLLIES

[pyromaniac616]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

A smart one.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

An icicle to slit their throat, no damage on the bone that way and easily disposed of.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Chavs

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Smashing all the limbs into a powder, burning all of this (whilst wearing a surgical mask) and then putting the skeleton torso into the Marina Trench, and baking the remains of the bones into bread and feeding it to ducks.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

While they are asleep.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Because its fun!

[BrainlessDan]

What kind of serial killer are you?

I never face my victims.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

Sniper Rifle

Do you go after certain victims?

Anyone in my scope.

What is your preferred method of disposal?

I leave them where i shoot them.

What is your favorite time to strike?

Anytime

What is your reason for killing?

I don't need one.

[solman219]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

some nutcase out of the asylum

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

carve my name into their chest and make them bleed out with a knife!

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

the motherfucking assholes of the world and stupid people. and well, the KKK

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

pile them up and light them on fire!

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

anytime is killing time!

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

cuz its funny to watch them scream in pain.

[lawlmaster]

OH i thought this was a cereal killers, not serial killers.

[ornery]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

Bran, because that shit sucks.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Opening the box and letting it go stale.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Raisin Bran and the likes.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

Trashcan or garbage disposal

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Morning

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Stuff tastes like ass, put some damn sugar and artificial coloring in it dammit.

[HotHoboSex]

Odd I had this conversation this morning. Anywho
What kind of serial killer are you? I kill at night like the Night stalker.. Minus the rape

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire) A bucher knife

Do you go after certain victims? Females.... And Weak looking men

What is your preferred method of disposal? Nah leave it for the cops to find

What is your favorite time to strike? Night of course

What is your reason for killing? Sadly my friends say Iwould make a great serial killy be cause of my anit social ness...

[Vortex]

What kind of serial killer are you?

- Very sneaky and manipulative .

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

- Rip apart ribcages with my bare hands.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

- Who ever gets unlucky.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

- Burn them in my backyard fire pit.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

- 3am

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Entertainment.

[Robojester]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

Hatchet

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

Arrogant people.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

OH SHIT Moments. (Hide them in a closet, behind a door, etc.)

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

When they're alone.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Douchebags.

[BetaOrionis]

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The cold, calculated kind, with delusions that I'm bettering society.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing?

I like variety in my day. Really I'll just go with whatever works.

Do you go after certain victims?

Public figures with bad ideas, people with disabilities, on welfare for more than a year, or the morbidly obese.

What is your preferred method of disposal?

Drain the blood into a septic tank, burn the dried body or decompose it in a compost box, crush the bones with a vice, scatter in a park or forrest.

What is your favorite time to strike?

Depends on the victim's habits. I just make sure I get the job done silently, and quickly.

What is your reason for killing?

Betterment of society. I make a brighter future for us all.