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n0sv3ratu

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-25 15:22:01 Reply

At 7/25/09 12:59 AM, ChickenGod wrote: How do blind people masturbate?

It would be pretty difficult.

No porn, and worse of all, you wouldn't be able to clean up, so if you lived alone, you'd be screwed, and you'd eventually drown in your own cum.

i laughed so hard when i looked at this thread i almost shit my pants

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-25 15:23:29 Reply

At 7/25/09 12:59 AM, ChickenGod wrote: and you'd eventually drown in your own cum.

I had a dream that happened once. Only I woke up and found out it was true. Starting puberty was fun, yes?

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-25 22:17:13 Reply

At 7/25/09 02:48 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote:
At 7/25/09 01:04 AM, ChickenGod wrote:
At 7/25/09 01:02 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: The same way that they drive and perform life saving surgery.
Naked?
No, that's how I drive and perform life saving surgery.

Oh you...

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 02:49:15 Reply

Just do it into your underwear, then wash 'em

After you've worn them all day

No mate, no.

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 02:50:21 Reply

Blind people have had children, so I guess it can't be too difficult.

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 03:56:53 Reply

They grab there dick and jerk it?
how else?

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 04:33:46 Reply

Why are you talking to the wall? *snaps fingers* I'm over here.

I had to use that joke }:)

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 06:11:06 Reply

At 7/26/09 02:50 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Blind people have had children, so I guess it can't be too difficult.

yah but how often have they missed the vagina and then SURPIRSE BUMSECKS

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Response to A Question About Masturbation 2009-07-26 06:18:51 Reply

At 7/25/09 01:09 AM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 7/25/09 01:07 AM, squadus2 wrote: They have other people do it for them, obviously.
Eww... other people touching their dick...

What are you, gay?

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