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Ah, glad someone bumped this. Wanted to reply since this morning.

At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote:

1. A woman lacks the musclemass and thus the strength of a man.

I can lift as much as my brothers can, no problem.

2. Women tend to lack the endurance and cardiovascular health found in men.

That depends from person to person.

3. Women are less likely to learn a combative form of self defense, thus increasing the likelyhood of attack by men.

It's not that hard to learn how to throw a punch. I'm sure getting your eyes scratched out is not a good form of self defense. :/

4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

Bullshit.

5. Women have more social expectations placed upon them than men do.

Yeah, placed on by men.

6. Every month a woman menstruates, resulting in bad moods, physical pain and a host of other conditions.

That's why I'm on the pill as well as have a painkiller to make sure I'm not barfing all over the place. You try having severe stomach cramps.

7. A woman can only get pregnant, not get someone pregnant, meaning that they must bear the responsibility of a child.

What about single fathers?

8. Men get to choose whether their woman gets an abortion, not the woman.

No they don't. Men don't own a woman's womb.

9. Women get to stay in the kitchen while men get to party and get wasted, then punch their wife in the face for not having dinner by six.

Men can stay working all day while the woman sleeps in and watches Oprah with a box of candy.
Woman can deny man sex if he loses his job.

10. Women tend to be less intelligent then men.

Bullshit.

11. When a woman gets fat it's a bad thing, when a man gets fat it's a sign of wealth.

What is this, the Middle Ages?

12. Men tend to get easier and better paying jobs than women.

Bullshit.

13. If a woman has children she has to look after them constantly, meanwhile the man gets to go to work and drink at happy hour with his friends.

Single fathers.

14. If a man becomes an adulterer it's because his wife is missing something in the relationship.

If a man becomes an adulterer, the woman will get more sympathy.
Will also be more than able to get alimony/spousal support.

15. Most weapons are designed for the hands of a man, not the thin, long finger-nailed hands of a woman.

Bullshit.

16. Women get to wear impractical and revealing outfits meant only for sex appeal, men can wear anything.

Women can wear anything, not all men can pull off a slave get up.

17. If a woman gets attacked she's not supposed to do anything about it, her man is.

I'll damn well stand up for myself.

18. Finally, a vagina looks like a Sarlaac Pit, and a penis looks like a Sandworm from Dune, and Sandworms beat Sarlaac Pits hands down.

roflcaiks.

MY VAGINA ATE BOBA FETT, FUCK YOU.

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I ARE WOMAN.