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At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: And your friend, Crazyhobo51 is here to explain why.

1. A woman lacks the musclemass and thus the strength of a man.

You're generalizing quite a bit, aren't you?

2. Women tend to lack the endurance and cardiovascular health found in men.

Again, generalizing.

3. Women are less likely to learn a combative form of self defense, thus increasing the likelyhood of attack by men.

I don't even have to say it.

4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

Not true. Just because you can't make a woman moan for real doesn't mean it's impossible.

5. Women have more social expectations placed upon them than men do.

Okay, you got one right.

6. Every month a woman menstruates, resulting in bad moods, physical pain and a host of other conditions.

You're on a roll. Can you keep it up?

7. A woman can only get pregnant, not get someone pregnant, meaning that they must bear the responsibility of a child.

Alas, not all women actually take that responsibility. Some of us seem to lack the mother's intuition thing.

8. Men get to choose whether their woman gets an abortion, not the woman.

Wait, what? How the fuck do you figure?

9. Women get to stay in the kitchen while men get to party and get wasted, then punch their wife in the face for not having dinner by six.

I hate stereotypes... so very much.

10. Women tend to be less intelligent then men.

I lol'd at that. Is that why the percentage of women in college is exceedingly higher than the percentage of men? Makes perfect sense.

11. When a woman gets fat it's a bad thing, when a man gets fat it's a sign of wealth.

How the fuck is it a sign of wealth? It's a sign that they enjoy the dollar menu, big fuckin deal.

12. Men tend to get easier and better paying jobs than women.

I wish I could say that wasn't true, but I can't.

13. If a woman has children she has to look after them constantly, meanwhile the man gets to go to work and drink at happy hour with his friends.

Okay, now you're generalizing men too. There are plenty of responsible fathers out there who don't act like pricks.

14. If a man becomes an adulterer it's because his wife is missing something in the relationship.

And if a woman does, it's because of the exact same reason. You're not making much sense.

15. Most weapons are designed for the hands of a man, not the thin, long finger-nailed hands of a woman.

Generalizinnnnnnggggg.

16. Women get to wear impractical and revealing outfits meant only for sex appeal, men can wear anything.

Women can wear anything too. Unless you're in a third world country, then you're not forced to wear stuff like that.

17. If a woman gets attacked she's not supposed to do anything about it, her man is.

What century are you under the impression this is?

18. Finally, a vagina looks like a Sarlaac Pit, and a penis looks like a Sandworm from Dune, and Sandworms beat Sarlaac Pits hands down.

...Okay, you got me there.

In conclusion boys, you do not know what it's like to be a woman, therfore you really have no business posting this kind of thing, especially when your facts are as skewed as this. I won't pretend to know what it's like to be a man if you do us the same courtesy.

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Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

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At 7/25/09 04:13 AM, morlockcleric wrote: Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

Worse than trying to pass something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a coin? How terrible for you.

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At 7/25/09 04:15 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 7/25/09 04:13 AM, morlockcleric wrote: Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

Worse than trying to pass something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a coin? How terrible for you.

And a huge Saig Hail for you, nothing can be more painful for anyone (male or female) than neo-feminism, it is a plague and annoying. For rizzles, don't be so confrontational, you all just got trolled, hard.

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You're threads are insane. It's obvious trolling of the worst kind! It's... it's... IT'S LIKE THE RANTINGS OF A CRAZY HOBO!!!

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At 7/25/09 04:15 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 7/25/09 04:13 AM, morlockcleric wrote: Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

Worse than trying to pass something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a coin? How terrible for you.

Its called epidural. And babies are not a watermelon. they are most of the time skinny and dont come out in a ball. And hey some chicks are more loose than others. Maybe if you had nuts you would see how sensitive they are. But oh well i wont experience child birth so i wont know neither will you know what its like for your nuts to be kicked smacked or squished.

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At 7/25/09 04:20 AM, reveihca wrote:

At 7/25/09 04:15 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 7/25/09 04:13 AM, morlockcleric wrote: Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

Worse than trying to pass something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a coin? How terrible for you.

And a huge Saig Hail for you, nothing can be more painful for anyone (male or female) than neo-feminism, it is a plague and annoying. For rizzles, don't be so confrontational, you all just got trolled, hard.

Eh, you have a good point, to be fair. Sorry. I try not to go all batshit insane feminist on people, but I know sometimes I come off that way. I honestly just hate sexism in general, whether it be geared towards women or men.

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At 7/25/09 04:26 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Eh, you have a good point, to be fair. Sorry. I try not to go all batshit insane feminist on people, but I know sometimes I come off that way. I honestly just hate sexism in general, whether it be geared towards women or men.

Yeah people are subjective in there views on gender, however whatever your belief we seem to all be forgetting the fact the OP is probably a troll and if not he's 14 and obviously living in the 50's. Who the fuck cares what he thinks? Why try to enlighten him?

I really don't care, women fit into different categories, people who generalize the whole bunch are just stupid. I'm just annoyed by the whole political correctness of this forum. It seems hypocritical we have a topic about reinstating slavery that gets no views but when someone says something about women it's an atrocity.

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Eh, you have a good point, to be fair. Sorry. I try not to go all batshit insane feminist on people, but I know sometimes I come off that way. I honestly just hate sexism in general, whether it be geared towards women or men.

I did seem like a jackass the way i said it though lmfao. I guess the closest a man will come to birth is a big shit or passing a kidney stone. But its koo

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At 7/25/09 04:29 AM, reveihca wrote:

At 7/25/09 04:26 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

Yeah people are subjective in there views on gender, however whatever your belief we seem to all be forgetting the fact the OP is probably a troll and if not he's 14 and obviously living in the 50's. Who the fuck cares what he thinks? Why try to enlighten him?

I really don't care, women fit into different categories, people who generalize the whole bunch are just stupid. I'm just annoyed by the whole political correctness of this forum. It seems hypocritical we have a topic about reinstating slavery that gets no views but when someone says something about women it's an atrocity.

Honestly, I'm surprised that this thread has gotten more attention than a few 'TITS OR GTFO's. My expectations of the NG community aren't exactly high, which is, I suppose, another reason why I should be ignoring this kind of thing. But as you mentioned, yes I am a very confrontational person, and if I'd even known about the slavery topic, you bet your ass I would have been in there being just as confrontational.

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They just don't listen.

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1- 17 = sexist

18 = win

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At 7/25/09 04:36 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Honestly, I'm surprised that this thread has gotten more attention than a few 'TITS OR GTFO's. My expectations of the NG community aren't exactly high, which is, I suppose, another reason why I should be ignoring this kind of thing. But as you mentioned, yes I am a very confrontational person, and if I'd even known about the slavery topic, you bet your ass I would have been in there being just as confrontational.

That's grand but I wasn't referring to just you, not to complain but there was a time when this thread would have been filled with lulz other than such serious rants. The BBS is supposed to be fun, at least General. I mean come on, if someone wants to actually argue about sex and race they should go to politics. I doubt the OP was serious and even if he was the reactions where a bit overzealous. People need to get over themselves.

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Nuff said.

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At 7/25/09 04:30 AM, morlockcleric wrote:

I did seem like a jackass the way i said it though lmfao. I guess the closest a man will come to birth is a big shit or passing a kidney stone. But its koo

Hah, well I was a bit bitchy with my response, so we're even.

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At 7/25/09 04:13 AM, morlockcleric wrote: Sucks to be a man when you get kicked in the nuts. Nut pain= worst than child birth. Just ask your mom. I mean your dad.

It hurts no more than getting punched in the face in my opinion. The reason its so overhyped because even a light hit to the testicles will induce pain, but if someone punches me in the balls on full force, its the same as getting punched in the face with full force.

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At 7/25/09 04:43 AM, killerjeff wrote: Nuff said.

You forgot the tits.

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It hurts no more than getting punched in the face in my opinion. The reason its so overhyped because even a light hit to the testicles will induce pain, but if someone punches me in the balls on full force, its the same as getting punched in the face with full force.

its way worst. unless urs havnt dropped. Its like a damn migrain in your sack times by 20

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And they have all the power over men.

Wow.

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Two or three of these reasons are wrong. But hell, it's good eough for me. Your probaly right, being a woman IS a curse....then again you can look at yourself naked.

Salute.

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You missed the catchphrase "Tits or GTFO".

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You might be right... Anyway, who gives a crap? Women suck, all they do is blow men. That's their meaning in life, dem bitchez.

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but I like women!

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At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

That really depends how good the guy is

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At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 18. Finally, a vagina looks like a Sarlaac Pit, and a penis looks like a Sandworm from Dune, and Sandworms beat Sarlaac Pits hands down.

I lol'd so hard.

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Everyone! Get out your Troll Spray!

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interesting facts.. to bad ill forget them by tommorow... lolz...

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At 7/25/09 08:09 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: You might be right... Anyway, who gives a crap? Women suck, all they do is blow men. That's their meaning in life, dem bitchez.

Your ignorance is astounding, it's obvious women only exist to work in the kitchen. Why do you think their are such harsh penalties for a woman leaving the kitchen? Luckily my man puts padlocks and bolts on every window and door so I don't even think about leaving. Ttyl, gotta go make my man a sammich.

xD

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Lol wimminz.

wat

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At 7/24/09 05:06 PM, Xatanxa wrote: You are a sexist twat. And actually, women get more sexual pleasure than men, women live longer than men, women are generally smarter than men. Women were the original humans, men came into existance about 800 years later, men are a genetic deformity of women. And that deformity shortens our life. So suck it you sexist bastard.

You're calling him a sexist twat, but with your post you're no better. You fail to see the point that we're all equal. Ultimately, neither man or woman are better or worse than the other. Both genders have advantages and disadvantages, but none of us are better than the other.