Being a Woman is a Curse

[Crazyhobo51]

And your friend, Crazyhobo51 is here to explain why.

1. A woman lacks the musclemass and thus the strength of a man.

2. Women tend to lack the endurance and cardiovascular health found in men.

3. Women are less likely to learn a combative form of self defense, thus increasing the likelyhood of attack by men.

4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

5. Women have more social expectations placed upon them than men do.

6. Every month a woman menstruates, resulting in bad moods, physical pain and a host of other conditions.

7. A woman can only get pregnant, not get someone pregnant, meaning that they must bear the responsibility of a child.

8. Men get to choose whether their woman gets an abortion, not the woman.

9. Women get to stay in the kitchen while men get to party and get wasted, then punch their wife in the face for not having dinner by six.

10. Women tend to be less intelligent then men.

11. When a woman gets fat it's a bad thing, when a man gets fat it's a sign of wealth.

12. Men tend to get easier and better paying jobs than women.

13. If a woman has children she has to look after them constantly, meanwhile the man gets to go to work and drink at happy hour with his friends.

14. If a man becomes an adulterer it's because his wife is missing something in the relationship.

15. Most weapons are designed for the hands of a man, not the thin, long finger-nailed hands of a woman.

16. Women get to wear impractical and revealing outfits meant only for sex appeal, men can wear anything.

17. If a woman gets attacked she's not supposed to do anything about it, her man is.

18. Finally, a vagina looks like a Sarlaac Pit, and a penis looks like a Sandworm from Dune, and Sandworms beat Sarlaac Pits hands down.

[EtchASketchClock]

Cool!

Nah actually I don't give a shit.

[Meepster]

Wow, I'm convinced that females are no longer equally superior to males! I think that this means that I must go and slaughter as many as I can.

[Rayfram3]

Actually, women are more intelligent, or at least have easier to learn.

[Proottalfain]

At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 1. A woman lacks the musclemass and thus the strength of a man.

In this day and age, strength isn't the most important thing.

2. Women tend to lack the endurance and cardiovascular health found in men.

Kind of the same thing as the previous one

3. Women are less likely to learn a combative form of self defense, thus increasing the likelyhood of attack by men.

It's their choice to learn it or not.

4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

5. Women have more social expectations placed upon them than men do.

6. Every month a woman menstruates, resulting in bad moods, physical pain and a host of other conditions.

7. A woman can only get pregnant, not get someone pregnant, meaning that they must bear the responsibility of a child.

Contraception. Use it.

8. Men get to choose whether their woman gets an abortion, not the woman.

This is 100% false.

9. Women get to stay in the kitchen while men get to party and get wasted, then punch their wife in the face for not having dinner by six.

Stereotype.

10. Women tend to be less intelligent then men.

False.

11. When a woman gets fat it's a bad thing, when a man gets fat it's a sign of wealth.

False. All fatasses get laughed at, male or female.

12. Men tend to get easier and better paying jobs than women.

13. If a woman has children she has to look after them constantly, meanwhile the man gets to go to work and drink at happy hour with his friends.

Contraception.

14. If a man becomes an adulterer it's because his wife is missing something in the relationship.

No.

15. Most weapons are designed for the hands of a man, not the thin, long finger-nailed hands of a woman.

a) Women can cut their nails, b) Most people don't need weapons

16. Women get to wear impractical and revealing outfits meant only for sex appeal, men can wear anything.

Their choice.

17. If a woman gets attacked she's not supposed to do anything about it, her man is.

Her choice.

18. Finally, a vagina looks like a Sarlaac Pit, and a penis looks like a Sandworm from Dune, and Sandworms beat Sarlaac Pits hands down.

This is undeniable evidence.

[TOEZ]

Wow, this isn't sexist at all. I respect that if you are gay, you don't have to prove it by telling women off.

[AudioGmez]

1.They have a pussy.
2.A pussy means 100% control over all straight men.
3.Straight men outnumber gay men.
4.That means women have almost total control.

Which means you just lost the game.

[Xatanxa]

You are a sexist twat. And actually, women get more sexual pleasure than men, women live longer than men, women are generally smarter than men. Women were the original humans, men came into existance about 800 years later, men are a genetic deformity of women. And that deformity shortens our life. So suck it you sexist bastard.

[misterchees0]

I think it's safe to say:

I love you.

[AudioGmez]

At 7/24/09 05:06 PM, Xatanxa wrote: You are a sexist twat. And actually, women get more sexual pleasure than men, women live longer than men, women are generally smarter than men. Women were the original humans, men came into existance about 800 years later, men are a genetic deformity of women. And that deformity shortens our life. So suck it you sexist bastard.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How did the lesbians reproduce?
How did men suddenly spring into existence?
Can you link to a Wikipedia page?

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

you forgot one very important

19. Women don't know how to fucking drive.

[AudioGmez]

At 7/24/09 05:12 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: you forgot one very important

19. Women don't know how to fucking drive.

*thinks to five days ago* You're right!

[Armissea]

At 7/24/09 04:53 PM, Twilight wrote: It sucks to be a man because you have to deal with them.

He didnt name the one thing that comes to mind uterine birth.

Which reminds me why do they grow small hands?

[Dugh]

At 7/24/09 05:12 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: 19. Women don't know how to fucking drive.

Age/Gender: 14, Male ??

[Erty]

At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

Almost every point you posted are wrong. This one I quoted here is absolutely wrong. Women can have pyramide orgasms, meaning they get better and better each time.
We men will experience orgasms the same level all the time or worse. Do you have ANY sexual experience at all?

[OddlyPoetic]

At 7/24/09 05:00 PM, TOEZ wrote: Wow, this isn't sexist at all. I respect that if you are gay, you don't have to prove it by telling women off.

This ^^

Besides, their are funnier ways of pissing people off.

[Figter]

19: they are fucking hawt !

[Arandompeople]

Being a woman is not a curse, it's a punishment.

For being born a woman.

[bravo22]

At 7/24/09 04:53 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: Cool!

Nah actually I don't give a shit.

Same.

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

At 7/24/09 05:14 PM, Dugh wrote:

At 7/24/09 05:12 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: 19. Women don't know how to fucking drive.

Age/Gender: 14, Male ??

So...?

[reveihca]

At 7/24/09 04:56 PM, Rayfram3 wrote: Actually, women are more intelligent, or at least have easier to learn.

I think intelligence is subjective, as are a lot of the things on this list. For example muscle mass, I'm sure a lot of the "men" on this forum couldn't hold their own against a female body builder.... in fact a lot of the males on here are in piss poor physical condition as it, with the exception of dick neck of course.

[AudioGmez]

At 7/24/09 05:14 PM, Ultor wrote:

At 7/24/09 04:53 PM, Twilight wrote: It sucks to be a man because you have to deal with them.

He didnt name the one thing that comes to mind uterine birth.

Which reminds me why do they grow small hands?

Umm i never wondered why women have generally small hands... and no adams apple... and no beards.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 1. A woman lacks the musclemass and thus the strength of a man.

On average, but I know there's women out there who could kill me in a fight.

2. Women tend to lack the endurance and cardiovascular health found in men.

You say that again when you get a woman and come after 3 seconds, and leave her thoroughly unsatisfied.

3. Women are less likely to learn a combative form of self defense, thus increasing the likelyhood of attack by men.

That says more about how shitty some people are, rather than women's inferiority.

4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

Maybe women you've slept with.

5. Women have more social expectations placed upon them than men do.

In what way? We each have expectations placed upon us.

6. Every month a woman menstruates, resulting in bad moods, physical pain and a host of other conditions.

Men are just agressive and moody permanently.

7. A woman can only get pregnant, not get someone pregnant, meaning that they must bear the responsibility of a child.

Leaving men with very little control when it comes to bearing children.

8. Men get to choose whether their woman gets an abortion, not the woman.

That's just not true. My body, my choice, no matter how stupid that fucking saying is.

9. Women get to stay in the kitchen while men get to party and get wasted, then punch their wife in the face for not having dinner by six.

Huh.

10. Women tend to be less intelligent then men.

Lol, no they don't.

11. When a woman gets fat it's a bad thing, when a man gets fat it's a sign of wealth.

Sure, heart disease is fun if you're male. For women it's icky.

12. Men tend to get easier and better paying jobs than women.

Men get more stressful jobs than women, and get paid accordingly.

13. If a woman has children she has to look after them constantly, meanwhile the man gets to go to work and drink at happy hour with his friends.

But who says that it's women that lose out in that scenario? I want to be as close to my children as my wife is. Fuck my friends, children come first.

14. If a man becomes an adulterer it's because his wife is missing something in the relationship.

It's the same the other way round. And it happens more the other way round too. Men are shit in bed.

15. Most weapons are designed for the hands of a man, not the thin, long finger-nailed hands of a woman.

Charlie's Angels managed ok.

16. Women get to wear impractical and revealing outfits meant only for sex appeal, men can wear anything.

They can wear whatever they want. But people frown upon me when I wear a skirt.

17. If a woman gets attacked she's not supposed to do anything about it, her man is.

Fuck that, it's a bad thing getting knifed for your lady, you know.

[Xatanxa]

At 7/24/09 05:09 PM, AudioGmez wrote:

At 7/24/09 05:06 PM, Xatanxa wrote: You are a sexist twat. And actually, women get more sexual pleasure than men, women live longer than men, women are generally smarter than men. Women were the original humans, men came into existance about 800 years later, men are a genetic deformity of women. And that deformity shortens our life. So suck it you sexist bastard.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How did the lesbians reproduce?
How did men suddenly spring into existence?
Can you link to a Wikipedia page?

I don't know the thing, but it was scientifically proven, women were the original ones, and were asexual, then a genetic deformity occured, hence the 'y' chromosome, and the deformity created the early men, from there the women and men evolved to form a pair, and women stopped reproducing asexually. All men can be traced back to the first called 'Adam' but women go further back than that, and a common ancester Is yet to be found. Women were the first, but men came into controll because we were stronger, because were stronger we use more energy, and because of that we live about 10 years less than women, can't remember where I saw the report, but I can link it, it's awkward enough to use an iPod as it is.

[reveihca]

Here comes the male neo-feminist parade with their "tolerance."

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

I'm not a woman, but hey, there's something good about women: They can get multiple orgasms.
Anyway, I prefer stay with my penis.

[Xatanxa]

At 7/24/09 05:14 PM, ertysproductions wrote:

At 7/24/09 04:52 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: 4. Women experience less pleasure in sexual intercourse than a man.

Almost every point you posted are wrong. This one I quoted here is absolutely wrong. Women can have pyramide orgasms, meaning they get better and better each time.
We men will experience orgasms the same level all the time or worse. Do you have ANY sexual experience at all?

Well I'm a man, and mine get better and better, and a women can have multiple orgasms, most men only orgasm once, luckily I'm not one of those men (:

[Dugh]

At 7/24/09 05:17 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote:

Age/Gender: 14, Male ??

So...?

You're 14, you don't even know how to drive a car!

[Erty]

At 7/24/09 05:23 PM, Xatanxa wrote: Well I'm a man, and mine get better and better, and a women can have multiple orgasms, most men only orgasm once, luckily I'm not one of those men (:

Sex change? :D

Please say yes! Please say yes! Please say yes!...

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

At 7/24/09 05:23 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
Well I'm a man, and mine get better and better, and a women can have multiple orgasms, most men only orgasm once, luckily I'm not one of those men (:

I wish my balls drop like you... *looks at sig*... Happy Dragon?